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MF 🥌 Bʀᴏᴏᴍ @rinkgoblin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:14 UTC

Bought literally exactly enough skyr to last me from one BOGO sale to the next (today), they’re saying they’ve never seen a white boy stock up with this much swagger.

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MF 🥌 Bʀᴏᴏᴍ @rinkgoblin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 15:52 UTC

True, but also why bother advocating for this, no one in charge is interested in even the most moderate court "reform" proposals. BiDeN hAs ThE oPpOrTuNiTy To- no he doesn't, he couldn't give less of a shit and also doesn't know what year it is.

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MF 🥌 Bʀᴏᴏᴍ @rinkgoblin.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 16:42 UTC

This is in Florida, by law there are only two pipe genders allowed here 😔

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MF 🥌 Bʀᴏᴏᴍ @rinkgoblin.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 16:31 UTC

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MF 🥌 Bʀᴏᴏᴍ @rinkgoblin.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 16:30 UTC

(Many such cases.)

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MF 🥌 Bʀᴏᴏᴍ @rinkgoblin.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 16:25 UTC

👷: “So uhh… yous want boy pipe, or girl pipe?”

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MF 🥌 Bʀᴏᴏᴍ @rinkgoblin.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 16:50 UTC

What did they do to you, Bob Burger 😞

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MF 🥌 Bʀᴏᴏᴍ @rinkgoblin.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 01:15 UTC

Damn that looks so good, what food is it exactly?

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MF 🥌 Bʀᴏᴏᴍ @rinkgoblin.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 01:08 UTC

It’s a cheese! They really committed to the bit, you have to turn the magazine sideways and everything.

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MF 🥌 Bʀᴏᴏᴍ @rinkgoblin.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 00:53 UTC

He is also looking at the centerfold 😳

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MF 🥌 Bʀᴏᴏᴍ @rinkgoblin.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 23:55 UTC

It’s… classified maybe???

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MF 🥌 Bʀᴏᴏᴍ @rinkgoblin.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 23:54 UTC

Here you go, but I gotta be careful... They’re gonna send me a c&d if I spill too many of the goods. This is serious cheese business.

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MF 🥌 Bʀᴏᴏᴍ @rinkgoblin.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 23:51 UTC

No i dont :( it only included like one of those postcard-sized “fill this out and send it to us with a check to subscribe” things. I’m sorry.

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MF 🥌 Bʀᴏᴏᴍ @rinkgoblin.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 21:54 UTC

They nailed it

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MF 🥌 Bʀᴏᴏᴍ @rinkgoblin.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 21:48 UTC

Okay this is the ad, I think decoding the ingredients on the plate might be critical. 🕵️🪤 (Read image alt text for spoiler)

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MF 🥌 Bʀᴏᴏᴍ @rinkgoblin.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 21:37 UTC

Leslie, I would love to tell you… but uhhhhh there’s no page 36!! Or rather, page 36 is an ad. Wait, is this a code? Was the other person who replied right, am I about to become part of the Fondue Underground 😳

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MF 🥌 Bʀᴏᴏᴍ @rinkgoblin.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 21:15 UTC

I am ready for my mission 🫡

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MF 🥌 Bʀᴏᴏᴍ @rinkgoblin.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 20:45 UTC

There’s a cheese magazine and a copy of the current issue has somehow ended up in our mailbox??? Folks… 🥹

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MF 🥌 Bʀᴏᴏᴍ @rinkgoblin.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 18:02 UTC

It do be like that ✊😔

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MF 🥌 Bʀᴏᴏᴍ @rinkgoblin.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 17:11 UTC

Early access is so rough for me because I always wanna experience the game, but I can lose interest in games so quickly, I don’t wanna burn myself out on an incomplete vision 😩

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MF 🥌 Bʀᴏᴏᴍ @rinkgoblin.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 17:05 UTC

Another long-delayed witch-related project? What aren’t they telling us… 🧐

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MF 🥌 Bʀᴏᴏᴍ @rinkgoblin.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 17:01 UTC

Hell yeah ty 🙏 (ctrl-f “witchbrook”, no results, i cri)

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MF 🥌 Bʀᴏᴏᴍ @rinkgoblin.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 16:57 UTC

I’ll have to check it out! I couldn’t watch the event, so everything I’ve heard has been from random social media posts. Can’t believe they announced a new Civ without showing any actual gameplay lol

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MF 🥌 Bʀᴏᴏᴍ @rinkgoblin.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 16:53 UTC

You talking about the Summer Game Fest (?) event? What else has caught your eye?

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MF 🥌 Bʀᴏᴏᴍ @rinkgoblin.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 16:45 UTC

That sounds cool af, I hope you’ll find/build one again 🙏

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MF 🥌 Bʀᴏᴏᴍ @rinkgoblin.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 16:44 UTC

Have you seen Tiny Glade? That looks like it could be a new comfy game obsession (next to Dorfromantik) (not crab-related unfortunately)

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MF 🥌 Bʀᴏᴏᴍ @rinkgoblin.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 15:58 UTC

Another summer of me getting freckles on my arms but not my face. The injustice continues..

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MF 🥌 Bʀᴏᴏᴍ @rinkgoblin.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 21:21 UTC

Oh no :<

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MF 🥌 Bʀᴏᴏᴍ @rinkgoblin.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 20:39 UTC

Happy Pride!

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MF 🥌 Bʀᴏᴏᴍ @rinkgoblin.bsky.social [ View ] May 30, 2024 at 14:20 UTC

Real breakfast head choice ☝️🙂‍↕️

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MF 🥌 Bʀᴏᴏᴍ @rinkgoblin.bsky.social [ View ] May 30, 2024 at 12:37 UTC

Hell ye what’s for breakfast

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MF 🥌 Bʀᴏᴏᴍ @rinkgoblin.bsky.social [ View ] May 26, 2024 at 14:39 UTC

Forgot to quote the Curling Sunday thread smh

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MF 🥌 Bʀᴏᴏᴍ @rinkgoblin.bsky.social [ View ] May 26, 2024 at 12:12 UTC

Double curling today. 🥌🥌 Bonus curling Thursday. 🥌✨ Corporate event Saturday. 🥌🧑‍💼 Regular Curling Sunday™... Sunday. 🥌☀️ Followed by an 8-week summer league. 🥌🏆

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MF 🥌 Bʀᴏᴏᴍ @rinkgoblin.bsky.social [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 17:47 UTC

And to balance things out, here are a few Normal Things I photographed in the Keys. We had a wonderful time. It was very hot, but not at all busy! Never had to wait for a table or anything anywhere. Next time I definitely wanna add more boaty watery things though, we p much just did stuff on land.

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MF 🥌 Bʀᴏᴏᴍ @rinkgoblin.bsky.social [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 17:44 UTC

I love the implication of “going from 0 to 420”, like if you’re a real Florida Guy you smoke a bunch of weed, but it doesn’t mellow you out, you just get absolutely livid thinking about Hillary Clinton’s massive hog.

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MF 🥌 Bʀᴏᴏᴍ @rinkgoblin.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 13:29 UTC

Honestly it’s been really fun, but this guy was so bad lol, his opener was (cw edgy and fucked up comedy), “Have you noticed how every Karen is the same, they all look like Paula Dean!!!” Man I just wanna buy a fucking 0 Mile fridge magnet PLEASE 😭

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MF 🥌 Bʀᴏᴏᴍ @rinkgoblin.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 13:13 UTC

Also ran into @lesliejrising.bsky.social’s mortal enemy in a gift shop—the stand-up comedian.

(This one had, like, elite mob modifiers too: Walked up unsolicited, mentioned his open mic night, said his style was “edgy and fucked up”, and tried out his material on us.)

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