Cory

The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 14:01 UTC

A John Wick movie where he goes around assassinating people whose fireworks are upsetting the local dogs.

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 22:14 UTC

Thinking maybe he shouldn’t, maybe literally anyone else should

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 22:13 UTC

Crazy that this country is slow walking into fascism and the best the democrats can do is gaslight us about the rotting corpse of Joe Biden actually being “fine and calling the shots” Meet the moment you fucking cowards

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 20:20 UTC

@juliemason.bsky.social oh my gosh the gaslighting from Biden camp spokespeople make it stopppp

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 18:03 UTC

dude we are so cooked.

we are still on the grille at 1am after dad has already had too much bourbon and passed out on the couch and the kids are asleep early because its christmas eve and mom is drinking wine with her bff and in her feelings

THAT cooked.

www.politico.com/news/2024/06...

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:35 UTC

“Make my day pal” I continue to insist as a slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:11 UTC

What is high stakes about it? Please tell me? There are no voters to win, the “undecided”s were never going to turn out anyway. This is just two geriatrics up past their bedtimes

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 22:37 UTC

Instead of a debate can we just have them like play Russian roulette with a fully loaded six shooter?

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 19:51 UTC

cyberpunk 2077 was not an instruction manual why are these people so dense

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 20:48 UTC

@juliemason.bsky.social thanks for pushing Hogan so hard on abortion, I am a former PG county resident who cannot in good conscious vote for Alsobrooks but also am fearful of what Hogan would do in the senate

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 00:27 UTC

I saw a tweet back in the day that said something like “kid rock looks like dr Phil cosplaying kid rock” and it just gets truer and truer as time marches forth

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 21:35 UTC

Do media outlets know they can simply not give any coverage to the sycophants who want to be project 2025’s vice president?

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 20:55 UTC

Portuguese man o war sting, circa 2007

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 19:42 UTC

based

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 18:25 UTC

Isnt this illegal per 1a?

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 18:51 UTC

side note why do they all double space their single sentences? like ????

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 18:35 UTC

its pride month which means that every single fucking commercial on sirius XM on every station is for pride month country radio 'because y'all means all' and i want to blow my fucking brains out

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 01:51 UTC

GOP in Congress: these two completely different things are exactly the same! MSM: GOP falsely claim different things are the same GOP: SEE? LEFT WING MEDIA BIAS BRAINDEAD OPED WRITER: “these two different things aren’t the same. Here’s why that’s bad for Biden” DEMS: *deafening silence*

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 21:44 UTC

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 21:55 UTC

Limiting undocumented immigration is all fun and games until you look up the percentage of farmhands that are undocumented immigrants

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 18:36 UTC

hi im generic center left radio talk show host and im here to ask if crimes should be bad if theyre committed by popular rich white dude

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 11:55 UTC

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 18:53 UTC

Eternal Darkness deeply shaped my tastes and outlook at the pivotal teenage years, what an outstanding game. Deserves more recognition

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 18:27 UTC

"if you go after trump for finance crimes we're gonna go after democrats for finance crimes" okay? good? dont threaten me with a good time. this is literally what we have all wanted for years. end the crony capitalism

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 18:03 UTC

Oop someone already did it

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 18:03 UTC

Death Camp for Cutie

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social [ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:08 UTC

Getting convicted to own the libs

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social [ View ] May 22, 2024 at 21:42 UTC

Guys I’m starting to think this Alito feller might not be the independent judiciary he led us to believe he is

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social [ View ] May 22, 2024 at 19:29 UTC

@juliemason.bsky.social In a way I think we're lucky AI is currently dumb because once its smart that's it for humanity, this is our once chance to stop the matrix from being real

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social [ View ] May 22, 2024 at 17:29 UTC

this is now a "destroy all ai and forcibly disband and imprison the companies creating them" account

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