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Flim Flam

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Life is too short for cloudy vibes ☀️


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When did they start making fireworks that fill the entire street with flames? I swear I saw one last night that looked like someone dropped napalm in the road

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Same, except with spaghetti

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That was me, sorry

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Another day, another wtf is going on

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Can I still listen to B.o.B if he's a flat earther?

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Pull first thing from your photo roll that makes you laugh… Sharing with the class.

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It's heartwarming

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The fact that "somehow" is one word is disgusting 🤢

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Have there already been a bunch of posts emphasizing how AI "art" has somehow made Facebook even more unbearable to use? Just checking

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Say what you will about their quality, but the yellow ones have always had the best jokes, in my experience

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What flavor of laffy taffy?

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Well I hope that goes smoothly for you. It was a nightmare when I changed my name to Flim Flam

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I just wanted gorilla arms 😭

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Is it Ghostly Visions? That would be pretty cool ngl

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I could really go for some ghostly visions right about now

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The exposition for the next Ocean's movie be like

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What about the funny bone?

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How L should've won in Death Note

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Berserk

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Scissors?

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Don't worry. Lakitu will go and get you

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Anything

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People know things about eachother?

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You know, speaking to the void over here is slightly better than speaking to the void over there. Who knew

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@olivegarden can I get a sponsor for all the advertising I've done for you on TikTok live?

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That sounds awesome

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Oh, my bad. I thought it hadn't even started yet. I thought it was May

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Wake me up when September ends?

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Bluesky is public now?

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It seems more inconvenient, but this "Bidet" brand is pretty popular

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It's crazy they make a water pik that attaches to your toilet seat

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Do all dentists have a thing about trying to make conversation with you while their fingers are in your mouth?

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I will follow anyone who knows the referenced video 😂

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I'm about four, five sake's in...... Hhuuhhh....

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Fuck, marry, kill: Chicken Quesadilla, Baja Blast, Beefy Five Layer Burrito

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I’m basically addicted to food and water at this point

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So how about that airline food? Amiright?

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It really doesn't feel like I can move to this app (yet), but Twitter just keeps seeming to be filled with worse and worse people 🥲 so maybe I'll have to

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Okay I'm back. I will probably keep forgetting about this app while I have virtually no interaction on my posts lmao

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Nothing quite as defeating as reheating a cold cup of coffee you forgot about

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A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Where's the bar tender?" And then everyone laughs because everyone loves word play humor 😎

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