When did they start making fireworks that fill the entire street with flames? I swear I saw one last night that looked like someone dropped napalm in the road
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Same, except with spaghetti
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That was me, sorry
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Another day, another wtf is going on
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Can I still listen to B.o.B if he's a flat earther?
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Pull first thing from your photo roll that makes you laugh…
Sharing with the class.
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It's heartwarming
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The fact that "somehow" is one word is disgusting 🤢
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Have there already been a bunch of posts emphasizing how AI "art" has somehow made Facebook even more unbearable to use? Just checking
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Say what you will about their quality, but the yellow ones have always had the best jokes, in my experience
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What flavor of laffy taffy?
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Well I hope that goes smoothly for you. It was a nightmare when I changed my name to Flim Flam
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I just wanted gorilla arms 😭
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Is it Ghostly Visions? That would be pretty cool ngl
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I could really go for some ghostly visions right about now
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The exposition for the next Ocean's movie be like
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What about the funny bone?
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How L should've won in Death Note
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Berserk
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Scissors?
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Don't worry. Lakitu will go and get you
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Anything
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People know things about eachother?
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You know, speaking to the void over here is slightly better than speaking to the void over there. Who knew
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@olivegarden can I get a sponsor for all the advertising I've done for you on TikTok live?
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That sounds awesome
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Oh, my bad. I thought it hadn't even started yet. I thought it was May
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Wake me up when September ends?
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Bluesky is public now?
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It seems more inconvenient, but this "Bidet" brand is pretty popular
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It's crazy they make a water pik that attaches to your toilet seat
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Do all dentists have a thing about trying to make conversation with you while their fingers are in your mouth?
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I will follow anyone who knows the referenced video 😂
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I'm about four, five sake's in......
Hhuuhhh....
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Fuck, marry, kill: Chicken Quesadilla, Baja Blast, Beefy Five Layer Burrito
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I’m basically addicted to food and water at this point
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Me frfr
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So how about that airline food? Amiright?
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It really doesn't feel like I can move to this app (yet), but Twitter just keeps seeming to be filled with worse and worse people 🥲 so maybe I'll have to
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Okay I'm back. I will probably keep forgetting about this app while I have virtually no interaction on my posts lmao
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Nothing quite as defeating as reheating a cold cup of coffee you forgot about
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So what do I do now?
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A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Where's the bar tender?"
And then everyone laughs because everyone loves word play humor 😎
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Finally, I have arrived!
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