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Manic gay incel


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The gateway to the Mad Maxverse. Well, that or global warming.

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It Wallows

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"Have you any wool?" "Not for you, sweaty."

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They like to...make it rain.

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Don't come back, Weasel Sunak

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That was a gas.

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Which somehow contains even more mercury.

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It's ok, strangers are here for you on the internet.

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Way down in Ladiestown.

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I dunno, should I watch Election 2024? I haven't seen the first 2023. OR I dunno, should I watch Election 2024? I didn't like the way the last episode ended.

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Voted like a boss. Which is to say, for a fairer economy and more workers' rights. So unlike a boss.

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Yes, as revealed by the Wicked sequel focusing on the lollipop guild, Licked.

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Three main attributes: 1) Lin 2) Manuel 3) Miranda

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It's honestly amazing so much of their culture, including the hall of fame and an independent government including a mayor and coroner, survived the imperial overtones of the Wicked Witch of the East's rule. Indomitable.

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#Lifehack: try not to yawn in people's faces, but if you must, swallow their whole head so that there are no witnesses.

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Given Phoebe Waller-Bridge's stellar ability to turn her male co-stars gay, we need to get her in a movie with Ryan Gosling ASAP.

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The Traitors

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I Would Lie to You

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Pairs really well with Jane Austin's 'Prejudice.'

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I use it.

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Robert Towne has died. He wrote Chinatown and other classics but my favorite fact is that he got a dog nominated for Best Adapted Screenplay. RIP.

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I've said it before and I'll say it again: I'm glad I already ticked off the America-specific stuff on my bucket list.

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People always say 'delete my internet history' but I want mine published. People need go know what they're missing.

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*Staying with my mum, I spend ages trying to find a film she'll like without too much violence or sadness, eventually settling on a film from the 50's; a child appears onscreen* ME, OUT LOUD: That kid's almost certainly dead now.

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Quick, let's recite the whole of the Lord pf the Rings trilogy from memory. "The world is changing..."

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Delayed flight: God's reminder that man was not meant to fly.

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#ShakespeareSunday question: I recently did a production of Midsummer's and when we were discussing other plays we'd like to do basically every woman in the cast said she wanted to play Beatrice in Much Ado About Nothing, is this true more broadly or was it just those performers?

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My body's too butyraceous for ya, babe (Adjective, of or like butter)

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#comedy #gay #Pride

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In the Wizard of Oz, the characters can clearly hear the music at times, meaning it's diagetic. Of course the Witch is evil, she's not gonna be able to work in a bank with that theme song blaring the whole time.

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I'm always amazed that Babe was nominated for Best Picture.

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All my fans call me this.

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Would you say you're... her number one fan?

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The best board game movie is Twister.

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I never feel more millennial than when I fail to open a newspaper properly.

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You've solved the case, Dr. House. (Seriously, there's a House episode about this.)

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Yeah, I teach English and I try to stress the difference to my students.

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So German as a language uses one word for poisonous and venomous? Have I parsed this correctly?

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Happy birthday!

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I really liked this series as a whole, but the ending left a lot to be desired, in my opinion. The budget being larger has allowed for a lot of cool stuff, not the least of which is Jonathan Groff.

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#DoctorWho

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On the train from the airport once I got talking to a woman and her son. I asked where they were going and she said "Oh, we're headed way into the boonies." The son, very angrily, interjected "You told me we were going to our house."

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After you eat a classic bag of salted, it says 'we think you'd like our original flavour, duck and caramel soup' and immediately starts shoveling it in your mouth.

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I got interviewed in a national newspaper!

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Fun fact: his family name is Pride. Woody Pride.

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If you ever get to visit Hiroshima, you'll be amazed.

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Join the upper class: flamingo croquet mallet.

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Do you tell him you've seen it and then he describes the plot to you anyway? It's an add-on.

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That's awful, I hope you're doing okay.

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