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Roweland

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I like pop culture references, the Rule of Threes. That's it. 🦊🚲 β™₯️: @shilohcorgsky

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Might have to finally get a plant for the bedroom. All these warm humid nights with the windows closed and the AC on are starting to give me headaches after a few hours.

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Orcs are near...

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Least sociopathic LinkedIn post ever Like infinite monkeys with typewriters eventually you get a LinkedIn post that makes sense

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I googled "Victorian Period collars" to make this shitpost and now the algorithm is advertising "period apparel" at me that will help conceal breakthrough bleeding and give me "the confidence that every woman deserves" πŸ™„

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Sasha has to wear her cone of shame for 2 weeks and she's curled up next to me in bed and it's amplifying her snoring directly into my ear πŸ™ƒ

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anyone's company hiring a senior IT engineer/sysadmin/ect !? me bored with me current company :3

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Keto Party at his place where we sit on his patio and eat pizza and get drunk on Dorito wine.

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Mozart is securely sitting on my foot to make sure I don't do anything crazy like not continuously acknowledging his existence or going to work

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Ageism in healthcare is still rampant and held over from the days when any doctor or pharmacist was a older white man. You and me are part of the future though and that nurse will learn that sooner or later :)

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If you fuck someone laying on their side, is that "gangster style"?

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I get really self conscious about my belly button because it's an innie but only on one half. It's like a USB port

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I need to patent the combination alarm clock radio/lube warmer.

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Joshiah's Written Works @ AC Table M06!'s avatar Joshiah's Written Works @ AC Table M06! @joshiah.bsky.social
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All right! Let's do this!

Swing by table M06 in the #Anthrocon2024 dealers den to see what we've got! There's eight new books since the last time we sold here.

We've got all of your old favorites, too!

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I guess which spelling you use depends on the audience you're talking to lol

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"Guiche" = formal, classy, looks almost French "Gooch" = crass, unrefined, looks like it was coined in New Jersey

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What if I say it's a treat because they've been such a good pup?

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Wait, I could just hollow out a Gusherβ„’...

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They need to make fruit flavored pill pockets for humans who hate swallowing pills.

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Non work related jargon? Definitely "Gauche". Learned it from a furry podcast I think?

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I have no shame about the near certainty I'll be the last person at the orgy to finish. It's something about which I've always been forthcoming

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Putting a pooltoy furry in a bounce house would be equivalent to putting a normal person in a cabin made of human flesh and telling them to have fun

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And then I untie them and we both drive to the home of the UnitedHealthcare CEO and beat the shit out of him

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Sometimes I have this fantasy where I tie a doctor to a chair behind me while I fill the prescriptions they write and they get to see the challenges.

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Sasha just had surgery so we're trying to follow the vet's directions.

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CritterDome πŸ”ž πŸ”œ AC's avatar CritterDome πŸ”ž πŸ”œ AC @critterdome.bsky.social
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β˜”οΈ

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I use it but I have had a normie account for several years now. Until they support Google voice numbers, I'm stuck that way

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When you're shorter than average, a pride parade is just a calf workout with confetti

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Room is too humid if you get mushrooms like that

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Bluesky, where's the video support? Come on...

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Or dub over all slow motion cumvids with Gary Jules' cover of "Mad World"

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Dewdrop! {πŸ’§}'s avatar Dewdrop! {πŸ’§} @dewdrop.dog
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"but I need my massive pickup truck to be able to run errands!" cowards

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COUNTING WORMS MOSH CALL's avatar COUNTING WORMS MOSH CALL @hyenablood.yeen.world
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Pride matters because young queer people need to see other queer people happy and proud to be who they are, to have hope that even if they don't feel like that now it's something they can have someday. They need to see that instead of cops and bullies beating us and calling us fags.

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Phones should automatically cut the audio from slow motion vids. I'm trying to watch this guy cum and I can't unhear Cthulhu playing an electric guitar solo in the background

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It's called the cum dimension and someday we'll find a way there 🫑

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Jadzia Axelrod πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ's avatar Jadzia Axelrod πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ @planetx.bsky.social
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"Why do LGBTQIA+ people love superheroes so much?"

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