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WildGorillaMan
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omg
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Pataphysician Patamodernist Actual talking gorilla
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WildGorillaMan
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omg
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WildGorillaMan
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Hell of a metaphor
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WildGorillaMan
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I mean, yeah. It’s not against the rules or anything. I was just surprised.
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WildGorillaMan
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My life experience teaches me that this text either involves toddlers or college students
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WildGorillaMan
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Look who decided to help themselves to the bird feeder
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WildGorillaMan
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WildGorillaMan
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Shrek Comes to Frogtown
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Link is coconut-pilled. 🥥 🌴
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Less. Fewer. Fuck it. We ride.
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WildGorillaMan
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Just like drug decriminalization, we’ve got ALL THIS DATA about positive outcomes, but no
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WildGorillaMan
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WildGorillaMan
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Like that? And not “pleesheiur heels” or suchlike?
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WildGorillaMan
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Iconic
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WildGorillaMan
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remake a movie with shrek and make it better Shrekquiem For A Dream
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WildGorillaMan
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WildGorillaMan
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Lucas and Star Wars is a rare example of the original artist retconning his own work
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WildGorillaMan
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I feel like Traeger is running out of things to talk about in their emails
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WildGorillaMan
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Deepest condolences on your loss
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Nate's Myth
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casting Sean Connery to play a Japanese warrior, call that a shamurai
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WildGorillaMan
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I am the Patellax. I speak for the knees.
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WildGorillaMan
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What makes people think it’s OKAY to go for a jog without headphones, using a Bluetooth speaker to blare their music like a human ice cream truck?
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The Shrimpening 🎩🦐☕️🫖🪸🐚
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famous cryptids of North America like the jersey devil, ogopogo, mothman, and joan crawford’s eyebrows
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WildGorillaMan
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I can’t find the meme that says basically the same thing, that the general is old enough to have served in the clone wars and be personally involved in purging the Jedi, but yeah.
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WildGorillaMan
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Ship’s doctor of the Arcadia is always falling down drunk but that somehow doesn’t bother Captain Harlock
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WildGorillaMan
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Niche post inbound
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WildGorillaMan
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This pic just crossed my tumblr dash and I figure someone here can probably use it
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WildGorillaMan
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But we already have conservative art: endless AI renderings of an improbably jacked Donald Trump with no shirt on holding a machine gun. What more do they want?
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WildGorillaMan
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Broadly speaking, conservatives who are capable of recognizing subtext, nuance, and understanding metaphors eventually stop being conservative
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WildGorillaMan
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Two paragraphs in and he’s basically whining that pop culture isn’t all Little House on the Prairie or Seventh Heaven I don’t know why conservative pundits call themselves “intellectuals” when they’re incapable of engaging with anything more challenging than Sunday school parables
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WildGorillaMan
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No pfp? That’s a shame.
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WildGorillaMan
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I'm no insurance insider, but knowing how commission sales works in other industries I expect for institutional sex abuse premiums top tier agents with seniority hog it all for themselves because it's both really complex and somehow incredibly lucrative
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Christopher Rice
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The Inside Out characters in my head
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WildGorillaMan
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Don’t mistake my off-brand thoroughbred horse race for Preakness
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WildGorillaMan
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OH: “On the grand scale of Cuisine, Olive Garden is two notches below canapés made from cilantro and dick cheese.”
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WildGorillaMan
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the Inside Out characters in my head
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WildGorillaMan
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Asking the real questions here
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Shoshana 🏳️⚧️
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Everyone always talks about Alt girls, but where are my Ctrl girls, ⌘Command girls, and Fn girls?
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (StinaMarie)
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Happy Friday, everyone!
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WildGorillaMan
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This latest installment of League of Extraordinary Gentlemen looks awful
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WildGorillaMan
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None of these people or places are real. Come on.
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WildGorillaMan
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Now here’s a song I haven’t thought about in a long time!
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WildGorillaMan
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Goddamn. Ugh.
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WildGorillaMan
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I was going to make a snide comment about people on twitter and the I saw their handle
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WildGorillaMan
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I’ve had a flooded basement or two, so I can empathize. Sucks.
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WildGorillaMan
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lol, adding it to the notes
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WildGorillaMan
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Pretty pointed metaphor, there
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WildGorillaMan
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Damn
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WildGorillaMan
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Need a pizza? Take a pizza! Have a pizza? Leave a pizza? Yeah, no
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WildGorillaMan
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Remake a movie with Shrek and make it better … Breakin' 2: Electric Shrekaloo
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WildGorillaMan
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Weird how nobody say that coming, eh?
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