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Your local BFG. Tired Dad. May start a commune in the woods if things keep on this track, applications accepted.
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CoastalCrab
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Saw a theory, AltshiftX's I think, saying that Aegon banned dogs forever from the castle because of this and that leads directly to Ser Pounce. So, silver linings I guess.
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CoastalCrab
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The original anti-gentrification hero we didn't know we needed. Eating yuppie scum on his mountain lair.
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CoastalCrab
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It always reminded me of the Crossfire, the boardgame not the dipshit CNN cavalcade, commerical where the losing kid gets banished to hell. So maybe we were primed for it?
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Kevin M. Kruse
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If House Republicans can get the nation focused on Ivy League student protesters, Senate Democrats should be able to do the same with insurrection enabling judges
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CoastalCrab
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The HOLD this place had on my Grandparents
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Dinosaur Carl's Jr
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@edsbs.bsky.social I know you like to dunk on OSU fans for the persecution complex so you may want to visit the subreddit. We are losing our MINDS over the new NCAA football game trailer. An Inside, Michigan, Man, Illibuck Slander, and someone has already made a pro-Osu edit. We are such dorks.
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CoastalCrab
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What if we kissed in the Davey Allison Texaco Havoline car?
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Rev. Jesus “H" Christ, KSC
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If you're at a rally And there's a guy with a nazi flag And nobody's kicking him out ...you're at a nazi rally
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CoastalCrab
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People that agree to sign up for a stores rewards points program while a line of customers is already waiting should be sent immediately to a penal colony.
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CoastalCrab
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Haha thanks, she's a Bengal
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One of these jerks destroyed every screen on my house but they're still beautiful birds
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CoastalCrab
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Shane Falco started dating the Sentinels Head Cheerleader and that team went on to make a playoff appearance. Even John Madden and Pat Summerall approved.
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CoastalCrab
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A reminder that railroad monopoly bullshit was one of the leading causes of worker and safety reform in this country 120 years ago.
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CoastalCrab
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It's time for the Tim Hortons Heist of the Century
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CoastalCrab
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Brandon Inge really leaned on you during those lean years
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Cats of Yore
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People don't seem to understand that by lurking or staying to "balance out" the bad guys they're just helping Musk. Advertisers just look at site visit numbers, there isn't a little asterisk in the data declaring your personal moral alignment.
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CoastalCrab
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The Detroit Lions knock off their old QB. Next up, most likely, their old coach. The Revenge Tour rolls on.
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CoastalCrab
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Wololo
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Does Belichick take another job, accept a demotion to just NE Coach, or no chang at all?
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CoastalCrab
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Amazon totally put Duncan's Toy Chest out of business. No way Mr Duncan could afford Manhattan rent on just toy markup.
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CoastalCrab
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Clarence Thomas lining up all those bribes right now
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CoastalCrab
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The War on Christmas is winning. Only "Inside-Siberian Orchestra" remains.
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Super Nintendo Ken Griffey Jr Baseball is the best. Hold up for fastball, down for change, swing, or bunt. That's the controls. And it's still endlessly entertaining.
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CoastalCrab
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One of my favorite LeBatard Show bits for years was having B List celebs like Carrot Top and Kenny G pick the same NFL games as Cowherd and every year they'd have a better record than Colin.
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CoastalCrab
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Who, in the ever loving FUCK, is paying with their palm print? I already feel like I'm in an Amazon lab at Whole Foods.
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CoastalCrab
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Shit, my 1 year old threw a rock at the Christmas Tree Farm this weekend. She's a War on Christmas guerrilla now.
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CoastalCrab
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Remember when we all thought "Juwana Man" sucked 20 years ago? Now make it even worse and with a bunch of Grievance Chuds trying to act.
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Check out "Fall of Civilizations" as a good alternative until Dan comes back to us.
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He turned down the Miami Hurricanes OC job last off-season. Hopefully some school gives him the reins this time around.
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#Occupy4Gaza
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CoastalCrab
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Suck it, nerds. I've been reelected Mayor of Bonerville for a record 90th year.
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I liked the recent American Buffalo one but the book, he cribbed like 75% of it from, was more impactful. Having Native speakers give their stories/histories was interesting though.
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CoastalCrab
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I see you're leaving me And taking up with the enemy The cold comfort of the in-between A little less than a human being A little less than a happy high A little less than a suicide The only things that you really tried
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CoastalCrab
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Guessing he'll just lay off another 25% of his staff to afford legal bills for "his bad".
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Is Bad Man Jose from "Come A Little Bit Closer" secretly a cuck?
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CoastalCrab
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Some kid in a Batman mask just sassed me because I didn't have any Reese's on the table. Take it up with Nestle, dork knight, I didn't mix this.
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I've been attributing my headaches to this for YEARS and nobody believes me. Vindication.
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Patrick Monahan
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Not just redoing that viral post about birding creeping up on you as you age exists but it’s dead on. This morning I absolutely froze at my window & peered out upon seeing a lil guy with a golf ball-sized body in a tree (best guess came down to either a Pine Warbler or a chubby American Goldfinch)
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CoastalCrab
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I look forward to a list of all the failed GOP Speaker nominees screaming across the screen like a Simpsons' Rock Bottom bit.
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CoastalCrab
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Is Spring Break Shack Attack 2 coming out soon?!
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What's a random quote from The Simpsons that pops into your head from time to time
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Somewhere "Pollute ALL my Constituents with Hog Water Runoff" David Rouzer is licking his chops.
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jane 'n tail
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THE ENERGY
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CoastalCrab
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Arthur Ashe always a strong answer possibility
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CoastalCrab
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This is such "first offer loses" corporate negotiation horseshit.
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CoastalCrab
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Oooh nooo, Vikings fans. Did a no-call on an obvious penalty followed by an opposing player taking off their helmet and not being penalized for it happen? If only the Lions didn't have that exact scenario happen in a playoff game.
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