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Rebecca WB

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Fucking Gary did us in London, too, that guy gets around. He wired one switch so it blew the whole house whenever flipped, ran exposed live wires to power the burglar-alarm-that-fell-off-a-truck, & hid our internal stopcock so well that it took 4 hours and 3 plumbers to find it when the main burst.

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Mark Shore's avatar Mark Shore @markshore.bsky.social
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"ran exposed live wires to power the burglar-alarm-that-fell-off-a-truck" that's a feature... Jason Bourne-class burglar heads straight to the alarm panel to enter the magic disabling code but is electrocuted instead

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rahaeli 's avatar rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social
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I really think someone should find this dude and get him a different job, I swear

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Xipha's avatar Xipha @xipha.bsky.social
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You know theres probably several siblings who look exactly like him. Or the company has offshoots in other countries.

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