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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 16:43 UTC

Hi! The Onion is bringing back our Writing Fellowship.

The fellowship has produced some of the biggest names in comedy, at The Onion and elsewhere.

It was a casualty private equity. We are reviving it.

The program is six months long and includes health insurance.

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UAE Exotic FaIconry & Finance 𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 16:45 UTC

looking forward to when all rain leaves a palpable crust of grey plastic dust on everything and when it dries up the wind blows it over everything in big microplastic haboob dust storms, particles of plastic so fine they form a new, grey, colloidal layer of our atmosphere

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UAE Exotic FaIconry & Finance 𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 13:57 UTC

Someone has been promoting the theory that Kathy Peterson was killed by a giant owl and has been posting bloody crime scene photos with feathers highlighted and diagrams and shit concerning this active cover up, and I'm starting to connect the dots myself...

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UAE Exotic FaIconry & Finance 𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 13:14 UTC

Imagine being a country where if the United States is in charge, the Russians destroy your cyber infrastructure, and if Russia is perceived to be in charge, the United States destroys your financial infrastructure.

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UAE Exotic FaIconry & Finance 𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 13:06 UTC

You're aware that Heathcliff has, for a while now, completely abandoned the pretext of being a Saturday funny and is now testing the boundaries that confine it within its cell, yes?

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UAE Exotic FaIconry & Finance 𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 19:19 UTC

Peta's instant kill shelters are disrupting a delicate food web on which many of my birds must regrettably rely

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UAE Exotic FaIconry & Finance 𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 17:41 UTC

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UAE Exotic FaIconry & Finance 𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 16:31 UTC

Their job is to contain you and use the energy from your struggles against that prison to generate power.

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UAE Exotic FaIconry & Finance 𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 16:18 UTC

I am telling you this not to congratulate you, but to warn you that they know. They know you saw. They know that it's only a matter of time before you start putting the pieces together. Your memories are a complete fabrication. So is this world. They're watching you, even now.

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UAE Exotic FaIconry & Finance 𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 16:10 UTC

For an instant a doorway was opened in your mind exposing the unfathomable backstage to all of reality. A parting was made through the curtains of the night sky and for an instant you saw the clockwork, the great mechanical underpinnings of the cosmos. To see this is a great sin.

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