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SadFerengi ☭ @sadferengi.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:22 UTC

Ok, procedure went well. Her heart has an issue, trying to be optimistic.

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SadFerengi ☭ @sadferengi.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 12:50 UTC

Thank you! ♥️

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SadFerengi ☭ @sadferengi.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 12:46 UTC

My Mom is having a procedure now, send good vibes! (Trans esophageal ultrasound)

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SadFerengi ☭ @sadferengi.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 04:10 UTC

We do, fortunately! 😁

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SadFerengi ☭ @sadferengi.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 20:18 UTC

Ick

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SadFerengi ☭ @sadferengi.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 11:23 UTC

I know the feeling.

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SadFerengi ☭ @sadferengi.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 08:00 UTC

Hey, me too!

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SadFerengi ☭ @sadferengi.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 22:18 UTC

Telling people who drive Teslas I like their Camry.

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SadFerengi ☭ @sadferengi.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 17:57 UTC

Yogurt is definitely a necessity

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SadFerengi ☭ @sadferengi.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 22:21 UTC

…oh 🥴

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SadFerengi ☭ @sadferengi.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 22:21 UTC

What did SCOTUS do now? 😡

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Shana | SolveForBetter @solveforbetter.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 00:10 UTC

In a highly DRAMATIC move, Chuchi BOLTED out as his people left to catch a plane to move across the country.

Chuchi is safe but about to be homeless.

Can anyone care for Chuchi for just 3 short weeks til his people fly back to rescue him?
[San Francisco Bay Area/E. Bay]
@darthbluesky.bsky.social

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SadFerengi ☭ @sadferengi.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 17:51 UTC

I hate everything and I wanna go home

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SadFerengi ☭ @sadferengi.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 21:33 UTC

The proper way

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SadFerengi ☭ @sadferengi.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 22:17 UTC

A serving is 8

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SadFerengi ☭ @sadferengi.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 21:48 UTC

Correct

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SadFerengi ☭ @sadferengi.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 23:46 UTC

Does everything have to suck? Everything?

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SadFerengi ☭ @sadferengi.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 20:10 UTC

Got a bad performance review and I feel like a worthless piece of shit

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SadFerengi ☭ @sadferengi.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 17:32 UTC

Fisher-Price ass burger

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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 16:05 UTC

Wanna gently look at moths under a microscope, listen for some bats above, and tell a beetle they're doing a good job, SUCH a good job?

You should come to moth night. Only half the spots are left and I just opened a third date (July 27th) so get on it! givebutter.com/PC0VZX

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SadFerengi ☭ @sadferengi.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 17:19 UTC

My turds when I’m constipated

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SadFerengi ☭ @sadferengi.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 22:52 UTC

The Füm I have seems to be helping me kick vaping. Yay

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SadFerengi ☭ @sadferengi.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 20:49 UTC

Clean butt, clean heart

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SadFerengi ☭ @sadferengi.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 20:35 UTC

My brother got me a Füm. Hopefully will help me stop vaping.

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Delta Starfire 🌟🏳️‍⚧️ @deltastarfire.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 18:30 UTC

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SadFerengi ☭ @sadferengi.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 17:57 UTC

Burned my ass on one of those stone benches

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SadFerengi ☭ @sadferengi.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 22:16 UTC

Good plan

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SadFerengi ☭ @sadferengi.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 23:23 UTC

I was hoping a bus destroyed a Cyberteuck and came out unscathed.

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SadFerengi ☭ @sadferengi.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 23:10 UTC

I had to go inside the store tonight and it drained my life force

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SadFerengi ☭ @sadferengi.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 23:08 UTC

Remember: Cake exists and Reagan is still dead

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SadFerengi ☭ @sadferengi.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 23:07 UTC

I have 32 rats in my purse. Got big plans with 32 rats.

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SadFerengi ☭ @sadferengi.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 23:06 UTC

Driving makes me so cranky. Everyone should have to stay home when I drive.

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SadFerengi ☭ @sadferengi.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 23:04 UTC

That’s a shame

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SadFerengi ☭ @sadferengi.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 23:01 UTC

Come with me/and you’ll be/in a world of pure agitation

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SadFerengi ☭ @sadferengi.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 22:59 UTC

Mine is just driving and there’s other people. Some real bullshit.

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SadFerengi ☭ @sadferengi.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 22:53 UTC

What if I just melted cheese in the microwave and ate that with pepperonchinis for dinner?

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SadFerengi ☭ @sadferengi.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 21:13 UTC

Mailed a certified letter and it was so hard 😭

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SadFerengi ☭ @sadferengi.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 20:06 UTC

I know I’m a coward cause I could never. 😭

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SadFerengi ☭ @sadferengi.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 23:13 UTC

First tomato sandwich of the summer 🍅 🍞 😋

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SadFerengi ☭ @sadferengi.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 15:41 UTC

You ever dip French fries in hummus?

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SadFerengi ☭ @sadferengi.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:13 UTC

Having a damn panic attack!

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SadFerengi ☭ @sadferengi.bsky.social
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 21:27 UTC

Why does everything have to be so hard?

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SadFerengi ☭ @sadferengi.bsky.social
[ View ] May 21, 2024 at 22:45 UTC

Nothing like a wave of nausea out of nowhere 🤢

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SadFerengi ☭ @sadferengi.bsky.social
[ View ] May 17, 2024 at 16:17 UTC

Ate Tex-Mex for lunch and I’ll be sleepy and farty the rest of the day. Let’s hope I can clamp them down.

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SadFerengi ☭ @sadferengi.bsky.social
[ View ] May 16, 2024 at 21:31 UTC

Garlic bread for dinner, a win for sure

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SadFerengi ☭ @sadferengi.bsky.social
[ View ] May 15, 2024 at 21:14 UTC

“Not gorillas, GURillas.”

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SadFerengi ☭ @sadferengi.bsky.social
[ View ] May 15, 2024 at 17:19 UTC

Brainstorming professional ways to say “This is stupid”.’

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SadFerengi ☭ @sadferengi.bsky.social
[ View ] May 14, 2024 at 21:35 UTC

In my nightgown as is my custom

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SadFerengi ☭ @sadferengi.bsky.social
[ View ] May 14, 2024 at 17:46 UTC

Me making small talk: “Hey, have you ever had a hemorrhoid?”

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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social
[ View ] May 14, 2024 at 16:42 UTC

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