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dilettante, disaster, dickhead Bri'ish. Wait, no, don't blo......


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That's a deep cut

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Holy fuck

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More like Dad's Starmy

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'Would you like to know more?' would you like your teeth smashed in

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Never knowingly sane, but definitely lacking in coffee

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"Meet the Starmtroopers" 🤢

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Actually, nope. Not starting that argument today.

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Hasn't stopped raining since Starmer won and the roads are flooding here, Labour are fucking useless

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Infinite pages needed

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Sod that, my kids would be 13 and 9 and no way am I doing teenagers again. Even if I could right a few wrongs this time.

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Been a looong day. Son's GF was puking all night and all today, been checked at the hospital for appendicitis but looks like it's 'just' a bad bug or food poisoning. With everything nobody's had much sleep, and maybe won't tonight either

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We were allowed to use those in maths exams at school, but not calculators

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Very Rees Mogg

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Anyway, I don't see this going anywhere, so I guess this ends here.

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Maybe I'm just getting old and soft, I honestly understand what you're saying and why, but I can't hold that kind of hatred for people caught up in this. The perpetrators, the diehards, yes. The misguided, no.

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What about the ones that were misled? Who didn't understand what they were voting for?

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All of them? And are people really irredeemable? That's bleak. A small minority, maybe, but all of them? We'll just give up on all of them?

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You're quite right, I was wrong to say that. I have family who live there but nobody here would know that context. I'll delete.

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She said 'since April 2020'. All those dates are before then. Also, don't do this.

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Jaywick and Clacton have been failed miserably by successive governments. If someone were to work to remedy that rather than writing them off as 'idiots' then they might vote differently.

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Fuck yeah, witness meeee!

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The only ones who've earned being called by a title are the ones who'd rather you didn't call them by one.

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They work for you, they're not doing you a favour! I'm not saying go full Karen, but definitely extremely polite but firm.

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Out of the whole episode that gave me the biggest heebiejeebies

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Fuck borders entirely

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Proportional to our population we have fuckall immigration

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I'm taking comfort that my kids feel hopeful

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Hope it's nothing, and at least they're doing something!

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I can excuse Mr Scissorpaws a little because he's still a teenager, he gets overexcited and can't help himself. It's his way of showing love. Sharp, bitey love.

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She can sue me into the ground for liking this, last I heard it's still legal to have a personal opinion in this stupid country

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Yes I'm being a fun sponge. I'm old(er) and I've seen so much time and energy wasted and all we've done is spin our wheels.

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Shameful. We need to do something, how can so many people just not bother?

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So how many days will the Labour honeymoon period last before people start baying for blood? Lot of desperate people out here who need real, concrete change because they're struggling to stay safe/sane/alive

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Cartlidge holds Suffolk South. Fucksake. At least we kept Reform in 3rd place :(

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Waking up to very posh Bury St Edmunds going Labour, and Therese Coffey being routed where my FIL lives. Nice.

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Ah well, the codeine is smoothing me out so I'm going to doze with Sky in the background. See ya on the other side 💜

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Steve Baker you smug fuck, just disappear would you?

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Never seen her sober

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I don't care that he's saying 'don't swing right actually' FUCK HIM

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FUCK STANLEY JOHNSON IN THE FUCKING EAR WITH A RUSTY NAIL

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That's a fabulous hat, if you're gonna be on telly dress up for the occasion!

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That's a fabulous hat from the election official in Blyth & Ashington

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They don't make 'em like they used to.

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In other news, eldest didn't get a job she was 100% qualified and a perfect fit for, and her landlady put the rent up 'because she's between jobs and struggling herself' lol lmao

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That's so sweet! My son's a bit older (22), all cats deserve theme songs!

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