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Samakayne over in the ash and birdbones.


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Neat. it's only 38%. Should be pretty easy to render them poltically non-viable.

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They are set to high! however you not wrong about the rest either. Every chance that things are still going to suck just as much. My only arguement is for the next week they are all miserable and actively trying to hurt each other. And we can take a moment for that.

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worst defeat in a century, party in such a shambles it'll take a decade to rebuild to anything approaching viable. Some complete assholes lost their seats even if others sadly retained theirs. I ain't too buzzed about who won, but i'll take a few hours to appreciate who lost.

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I made it up, but i had to google to check i didn't trip over an actual place haha.

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Yeah i am celebrating Tories taking the electorial version of a DBZ hit that puts a motherfucker into a hillside. Starmer gets the forks tomorrow.

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Not into the Sea, into Cee, it's a small communal well outsize of the Village of Willyshakes Hamwater.

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Put me in coach! He ain't got shit on me!

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Hold off man. It's going to be a series of 4 3hr movies of cowboy shit. You can just throw yourself down the yeehaw well with some bricks around your neck.

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I got trounced by the Withered Mulg Beast of the Forgotten Swamp and now they've reposessed half of my appliances. Please like and subscribe.

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Second point is that while america is cursed for 1000 reasons, cooking videos made in that country make you believe they probably deserve at least the first 450.

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Pancake premix is of the devil and you'll never be able convince me otherwise.

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I'd throw fruit at you with little to no prompting. <3

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Remember seeing a tool of a dude do this once and land right on a metal stud. Could hear his wrist crack from across the room. Walked out completely slient like somone just stole all of the air right out of him. I'm glad we have an abjective for that now.

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I dunno how the dudes involved in this can tell on themselves so loudly and not just blow their own eardrums the fuck out. They are shattering the neighbors windows at this point. Christ, how completely pathetic.

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oh right here we go again.

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Samakain's avatar Samakain @samakain.bsky.social
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Yeah for sure. I think if a wrote "innovation" on a club and left it in the breakroom i'd get a memo about the advantages and effectiveness of self induced concussions.

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Just had a big tech conferance for the company i work for. Every. Fucking. Panel. was about AI. and then a mid level exec getting on stage talking to a dead quiet room about how no one is going to lose their jobs. And like, why are we handing sensitive client data to this thing? It's fucking insane.

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Lease terminated. Contemplating shovel murder.

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Watching The Arcadian, what a thought would be a solid 5.5 Nick Cave movie. It's almost a 7. What a lovely surprise. Really interesting stuff going on here.

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The Spaceshipper πŸš€'s avatar The Spaceshipper πŸš€ @thespaceshipper.bsky.social
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Scavengers Reign (2023) is now available on Netflix (at least, in the US & UK). Please watch this beautiful, weird, frightening, fresh, poetic, fascinating sci-fi masterpiece. We have the power to collectively spawn a Season 2.πŸ––

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Hell yeah buddy! :D doubly so if it's the one i'm thinkin of!

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Can't wait for the lack of AI to be a selling point inside of 5 years, if that.

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I woke up and looked at my phone and i swear it said 4am. Given i start work at 6 I decided to get up and make breakfast and start getting ready. I've sat down to check the clock and it's 2am and this...this feels like i've been robbed.

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I find myself spending more and more time away from social media and I feel so much better.

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Dude this is gorgeous. Nice shot of a very rad thing.

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You reach a point where a friend dies and you say: sixty-one! that so young. When you are in your twenties and struggling that point is hard to visualize - you feel like forty more years will be too much. May all who struggle today live in the hope of knowing that sixty-one is so young, so young.

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It's like you don't even understand romance.

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Nope completely disagree. If I saw any hope for the future burn in a nuclear fire that was the last dying act of greed from a ruling class daming me to a death that would last years, the /first thing/ i would wanna do is go fuck on a damp matress in an abandoned subway.

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There is not a single point that I've seen it deployed in a professional capacity that it hasn't produced shitty work that was met with absolute derision. The clepto machine has no mojo.

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Please take the typo i only just noticed in this reponse as an additional confirmation of my affection. >.>

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Would know what to do without it frankly haha

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I have come to the conclusion of listening to a thousand strangers yell their opinions about the things I like and dislike has not really improved my life at all. I'm all for a critical eye being turned on those things I cherish but maybe 1000 screaming voices aren't the best way to do that.

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Brill video, and a harrowing point. Opening game pass and seeing the latest turn up there felt like a sinister little full stop to that particular sentance.

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You need a dynamite guy? Not dynamite in the context that I'm really good but I have robbed a lot of mine sites and I dunno what to do with all this.

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@missbonekitty.bsky.social now you're over here reskeeting rad shit in my timeline all the good bits of the dead bird site have been rescued. Good to see you dude.

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The great thing about AI is that you can take bold concepts like "identify STIs with your phone" and "stalk an engram of your ex on your phone" and "an app for poisoning the dogs on your street" & bring them to market without all the usual FUD like "that's the worst idea I've ever heard in my life"

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Ahaha and now no one can stop me directly staring at it for whole minutes at a time! Eat dirt Grandma.

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I did something similar except we we're all high and we were using areosol cans in a metal pipe to fire frozen oranges and tennis ball filled with gasoline into the sea and frankly the fact we all surived and still have hands is the only real evidence of a divine force i've ever found.

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A popular scifi novel called The Three Body Problem by Liu Cixin. Long series too, ostensibly about an alien invasion. Apprently it's real good if you stick to it. Just got Netflixed.

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But this is approaching science like it was Science! :3 from 2006 and there is deeply anti intellectual pulse throughout this thing that I just can't get past. Maybe i'll give the show a shot. Maybe passing this through someone else improve the taste.

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I give up on the three body problem novel. God this is just..torturous. WHAT IF PHYSICS NO REAL, WHAT DO. isn't the fucking slam dunk of a premise you think it is. I mean I see the value in the idea of the limits of human knowledge and perception. Great. Good stuff.

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Getting into the Three Body Problem and so far this isn't great? Just a lot of half baked ideas, semi-anti intellectual twaddle and bad construction atm. But everybody lost their mind about his so onward we go.

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Paris Buttfield-Addison's avatar Paris Buttfield-Addison @hey.paris
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I’m pretty much at the point where I assume if you’re using ChatGPT, Copilot, or similar to do your job, then your work is poor, or average at best. So thoroughly disappointing to see such mass adoption.

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"I meant canabalism" is just..what a save. Play it back in slow motion please.

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I hear you, I had all the top set of mine pulled out over two days and then fake ones drilled in at a later date. I was awake during the extraction and the out for the implants. I woke up with a bunch of things in my mouth that weren't mine and they're still there.

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