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She/Her, 33, Queer Icon 🏳️‍⚧️🌻 Do no harm, but take no shit. 💙🌺🤍🌺💙 Trans Women are Women. 💙🌺🤍🌺💙 Mexicana Queer 🇲🇽 pfp by IG @arizmor_art


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I've been sitting here for a solid 17 minutes trying to think of something funny to say about the butt mushroom but I just keep laughing harder and harder at it LOOK AT IT! this mushroom is the absolute peak of comedy

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Basically, WPATH asked "hey, don't be transphobic when you publish those"; and The Economist is acting like they're controlling the narrative.

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I did read the thing (didn't pay, lol). Not only are they using "transwoman" instead of "trans woman", they are using one case where WPATH asked some studies about trans people to not be published without their consent as basis to say "everything is rigged".

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I don't know how tornados work up north but please do know I appreciate you like a lot, and I think you're awesome. Truly hope nothing bad happens tho.

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Calm down, mushroom

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STAY SAFE. SENDING HUGS.

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Make me!

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"Uhm, Mr. Self Driving cab... you just drove over a child?" "Less competition for papa Elon's brood" "What?" "What?"

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"This is not the way to my destination..." "Trust me, I know a shortcut" *self driving Tesla then goes on the train tracks, accelerating at a locomotive* "Papa didn't program no pussy!"

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"Elon Musk Forcing Tesla to Train Self-Driving Cars On His Own Driving"

Because who doesn't want to be driven around by a megalomaniac who thinks they know better than anyone else?

futurism.com/elon-musk-te...

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Yes, I'm trans; but I can't program for shit.

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Does that train run on cocaine or why the name?

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I wish we had more of those in México. All we have are stupidly expensive highways with stupid toll booths and stupid traffic cops wanting to give you a stupid ticket because "your plaque is dirty"... i want trains!

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this is nice

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Kester R. Park, Author's avatar Kester R. Park, Author @kesterparkauthor.bsky.social
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Black market porn dealers on trains
Pornographic playing cards that cost the same as a bottle of vodka
Homemade porn with traditional Russian themes
NO printed pornographic literature
Comics appeared in the 70s
Films imported from Germany

www.rbth.com/society/2013...

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Black market porn dealers on trains? You could never do that in an automobile. Trains keep winning.

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No, but it makes it more cinematic.

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I say we kick him in the shins until he quits

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Controversial opinion, but David Zaslav should be blindfolded and given a cigarette while standing before a brick wall.

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LENA WIFE's avatar LENA WIFE @nebulena.net
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those gay furry hackers are unironically braver than the troops

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Y'know what; you seem like an expert so I'll believe you.

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Did porn exist in soviet russia?

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happy birthday good doggo

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SHOEGAZE FIXES MY SOUL, HOUSE FIXES MY BODY AND EMO FIXES MY HEART. SKA FIXES NOTHING BUT TRY AND TAKE IT FROM ME AND YOU'LL NEED YOUR EVERYTHING FIXED.

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I'm gonna be honest guys... not a big fan of birds.

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Understandable. They're good shows tho.

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WHY CAN'T BRAIN BE NORMAL AND LET ME WORK?!

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Have you seen Clone High or Harley Quinn?

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Guess I'll have to look for a famous Samantha to change my name to. Perhaps the world is ready for another Samantha Jones.

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Not me. On everyone else it looks fine, on me it looks stupid. It was said so by a doctor with a medical degree... in fashion! from france!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c4Z...

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A group of seagulls learning how to use tinder, setting up a fake profile and catfishing dudes to "meet by the beach" and "bring two hotdogs" but in reality they're just waiting for the dudes to arrive so they can swoop in and steal the hotdogs.

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Did we just discover a new level of teasing? This is revolutionary!

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WHO WANTS TO GO TO THE MÖBIUS STRIP CLUB AFTER WORK ?

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*growling, trembling, banging fist on table*

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WHAT IF THERE WAS A VAMPIRE BUT INSTEAD OF BLOOD THEY SUCKED THE GENDER FLUID OUT OF YOU WHEN THEY BIT YOU?

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jesus... good luck

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I AM THE FUCKING MICHAEL-ANGELO OF JOURNALISM IN THIS OFFICE. JUST KIDDING, I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT I'M DOING. SEND HELP.

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Link?

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God's mighty voice, thundering thorugh the clouths. "I know"

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I'D STILL LIKE SOME AFFORDABLE HOUSING IN THE NEAR FUTURE THO. BUT RIGHT NOW CHIPS AND VOLT WILL DO. SORRY GIRLIES, I'M NOT A FAN OF MONSTER.

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I KNOW I SAID I'D BE HAVING HEALTHIER HABITS, BUT RIGHT NOW I NEED AN ENERGY DRINK AND A BAG OF CHIPS IN LIEU OF A GOOD NIGHT SLEEP AND AFFORDABLE HOUSING.

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THE JIMMY HENDRYX'S "ALL ALONG THE WATCH TOWER" TO YOUR BOB DYLAN'S

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The Oreo to my Hydrox. The Transformers to my Go-bots...

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NO, I RIGHTFULLY STOLE IT!

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The googs is working very hard on making everything bad forever lol

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SEARCH ENGINE DE-OPTIMIZATION. I WANT TO BE AS UNGOOGABLE AS POSSIBLE. FUCK YOU.

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HUMMINGBIRDS ARE ONLY NATIVE TO THE AMERICAS. SUCK IT, OLD WORLD! NEW WORLD KEEPS WINNING! MEXICO!! MEXICO!!

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