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those gay furry hackers are unironically braver than the troops
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Y'know what; you seem like an expert so I'll believe you.
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Did porn exist in soviet russia?
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happy birthday good doggo
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SHOEGAZE FIXES MY SOUL, HOUSE FIXES MY BODY AND EMO FIXES MY HEART.
SKA FIXES NOTHING BUT TRY AND TAKE IT FROM ME AND YOU'LL NEED YOUR EVERYTHING FIXED.
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I'm gonna be honest guys... not a big fan of birds.
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Understandable. They're good shows tho.
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WHY CAN'T BRAIN BE NORMAL AND LET ME WORK?!
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Have you seen Clone High or Harley Quinn?
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Guess I'll have to look for a famous Samantha to change my name to. Perhaps the world is ready for another Samantha Jones.
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Oh?
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Not me. On everyone else it looks fine, on me it looks stupid. It was said so by a doctor with a medical degree... in fashion! from france!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c4Z...
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A group of seagulls learning how to use tinder, setting up a fake profile and catfishing dudes to "meet by the beach" and "bring two hotdogs" but in reality they're just waiting for the dudes to arrive so they can swoop in and steal the hotdogs.
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i have no idea what's going on here but it sounds so cute! www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjNa...
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Did we just discover a new level of teasing? This is revolutionary!
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WHO WANTS TO GO TO THE MÖBIUS STRIP CLUB AFTER WORK ?
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*growling, trembling, banging fist on table*
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WHAT IF THERE WAS A VAMPIRE BUT INSTEAD OF BLOOD THEY SUCKED THE GENDER FLUID OUT OF YOU WHEN THEY BIT YOU?
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jesus... good luck
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I AM THE FUCKING MICHAEL-ANGELO OF JOURNALISM IN THIS OFFICE. JUST KIDDING, I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT I'M DOING. SEND HELP.
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Link?
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God's mighty voice, thundering thorugh the clouths. "I know"
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I'D STILL LIKE SOME AFFORDABLE HOUSING IN THE NEAR FUTURE THO. BUT RIGHT NOW CHIPS AND VOLT WILL DO. SORRY GIRLIES, I'M NOT A FAN OF MONSTER.
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I KNOW I SAID I'D BE HAVING HEALTHIER HABITS, BUT RIGHT NOW I NEED AN ENERGY DRINK AND A BAG OF CHIPS IN LIEU OF A GOOD NIGHT SLEEP AND AFFORDABLE HOUSING.
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THE JIMMY HENDRYX'S "ALL ALONG THE WATCH TOWER" TO YOUR BOB DYLAN'S
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The Oreo to my Hydrox. The Transformers to my Go-bots...
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NO, I RIGHTFULLY STOLE IT!
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The googs is working very hard on making everything bad forever lol
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SEARCH ENGINE DE-OPTIMIZATION. I WANT TO BE AS UNGOOGABLE AS POSSIBLE. FUCK YOU.
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HUMMINGBIRDS ARE ONLY NATIVE TO THE AMERICAS. SUCK IT, OLD WORLD! NEW WORLD KEEPS WINNING! MEXICO!! MEXICO!!
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