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Kevin Schmidt

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Born in Kansas 🌻🌪️ Lives in Mexico 🇲🇽☀️ USN Veteran & Liberal AF & Married ADHD + PTSD = ABBA(Yes the Supergroup) “Getting old is a terrible thing.” -Grandpa

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Ahhhhh and now I just reread frame, fuckin fail

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Oh and one of the most obvious

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Score more so but still

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(In Sarcastic Aristocraty Voice) “Hear, Hear!”

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New republican action figures coming to stores now! New old stock discovered for their target audience(baby boomers).

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Good morning! Your post made me snort. Congratulations! We have your back!

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AI: How may i assist you? EM: What do you think Eva Braun’s bedroom looked like at the Berghof during summer? AI: EM: Wooow I knew it would be beautiful, content. We need more of this!

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"Hey, guys. I know I've made this place even more of a cesspool of vitriol and hateful rhetoric, but I'd really dig it if you posted more vapid, empty content. Thanks for being real, you guys."

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CPR classes, Stop the Bleed classes, and other higher order medical training emphasize one thing initially. If you feel yourself getting wound up, check yourself. Pay attention to your heart rate and your breathing. That intentional act can keep you and others from reacting badly, making it worse.

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I feel the same but all it takes is 5 people to like something

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I agree Pinochet is a more fun name to say and would probably make better hypothetical babies with men

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Ok I admit it. I have no evidence that Drumphfy is the actual baby of Joseph Stalin and Adolf Hitler. You are awarded one point.

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No. He’s a clown. A dumb, fascist, racist, bussy ass clown. Also is Stalin and Adolf’s baby I heard from a Qanon source deep inside the deepest state.

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Welp. You entered the hypothetical baby-verse and you must reap what they done sowed. Quick history question? Where is Donnie “shroomstick” Trump’s grandfather from and what country did he move to under what circumstances?

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Offspring: a person's child or children. Example: “the offspring of Stalin and Adolf”

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Idiom: An idiom is a phrase or expression that usually presents a figurative, non-literal meaning attached to the phrase. Example. Stalin and Adolf’s love child. (In this phrase love child would be the idiom)

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I just learned ,”how you like dem apples?” You were right I should go get smarter.

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Awww man you think I’m a loser?!?! Here I was studying dead dictator babies but AI told me to watch Good Will Hunting??? Is that ok? Do you recommend that? Are you personally related to said creators of the hypothetical love baby?

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Now imasupposed to be mature, historically accurate and polite in the discourse of love babies!?!? This is getting so literal it hurts. Although i begrudgingly agree with you. I’m ok being wrong. I know I’m in that 1%. So annoying. Like hypothetical babies made between dead dictators.

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NO! It is historically clear and proven to be a Tall Tell! Very Tall! AND it Tells. Busy studying my history of love children between two dead men…

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Hahahahaha Oh. 😳 You’re being serious. Haha ok GG. I gotta get busy to go get smarter! Hahahahaha Thanks I needed this. You’re hilarious.

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The point wasn’t to be taken literal it was about the offspring’s characteristics…. But I appreciate the enthusiasm and passion for historical correctness. 👍

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I’ll gladly take 2024’s FDR over Stalin and Adolf’s love child

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Yeah, could I get that paraglider landing on a submarine one?

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How was, what does NATO stand for not the end of any Biden time? Or what does the FTC, FDIC, or FBI stand for? Which bible verse is your favorite(after stating your own)? I’m a huge proponent of the 13th amendment are your former president? A million easy burns not used. Why why why

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@nytimes.com WE HAVE A NEW OFFICIAL CANDIDATE. Qualifications are obvious and succinct👇. Oh btw 🖕NYT

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Self proclaimed strong guy president, “I wasn’t in charge! It was the lady’s fault!”

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Cigarettes, weed or crack? Or the always popular dissociative abilities of the triumvirate?

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“When Hospital Prices Go Up, Local Economies Take a Hit -

Companies lay off workers to make up for health-insurance costs after hospitals raise prices, research finds.”

www.wsj.com/health/healt...

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I’ll say it again: The Foo Fighters are America’s Nickleback but deadly not just annoying

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