Schwarziest (Cubs fan edition)

@schwarziest.bsky.social

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Truth be told, I want to live my life with the volume full.

Schwarziest (Cubs fan edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 04:23 UTC

Oh good, people are talking politics at the bar tonight.

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Schwarziest (Cubs fan edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 04:22 UTC

Unpopular opinion? Maybe. But I really believe they should bulldoze Soldier Field and turn the site into . . . anything that isn't Soldier Field.

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Schwarziest (Cubs fan edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 12:53 UTC

Hair tool? Or medieval weapon? Either way, a great gift!

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Schwarziest (Cubs fan edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 03:03 UTC

"That's it. That's the end." USMNT does it again! Knocked out after group play.

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Schwarziest (Cubs fan edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 02:59 UTC

I'd probably be a long-haired tortoiseshell like my dearly departed Aurora. She was so chill, but sweet and sassy too.

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Schwarziest (Cubs fan edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 02:45 UTC

Blew S A!

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Schwarziest (Cubs fan edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 02:37 UTC

USMNT about to be eliminated from yet another tournament.

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Schwarziest (Cubs fan edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 02:33 UTC

That *wasn't* offsides? Then what is?

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Sol @solexposure.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 20:35 UTC

I’ve got 2 days to make the rest of rent, plus I’m still working on car money after the accident. It’s been a very bad month. There’s a bunch of new work in the store, plus 30 ltd ed prints to pick from - buy two, get a third on me! I need to sell at least 8 framed prints to have the rest of rent.

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Sol @solexposure.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 01:27 UTC

No sales in the last 3 days is making this birthday boy’s mom very, very stressed & nervous. Hoping for miracles (!!) but still having a nice day w/ Dooley (& Finley, of course).

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Schwarziest (Cubs fan edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 05:40 UTC

Darth, thank you for introducing me to Sol's work. Order placed! And happy birthday, Dooley!

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Schwarziest (Cubs fan edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 05:35 UTC

I just want to say that I love your work and just placed an order. I hope it helps!

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Schwarziest (Cubs fan edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 02:55 UTC

Oh well. At least I'm drunj.

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Schwarziest (Cubs fan edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 02:12 UTC

My prediction: they do!

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Schwarziest (Cubs fan edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 02:11 UTC

"No argument here," said every salty Cubs fan ever.

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Schwarziest (Cubs fan edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 01:57 UTC

I am always explaining that cooking is awful and should be avoided (especially by single people) and too many people look at me like I'm deranged.

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Schwarziest (Cubs fan edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 01:30 UTC

I am the same way. Which you can take either as validation, or as a cautionary tale.

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Schwarziest (Cubs fan edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:41 UTC

She's very beautiful! Happy adoptaversary to you both, and many many more!

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Schwarziest (Cubs fan edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:36 UTC

The other TV just showed Morgan Wallen in a Tennessee jersey, so I'm officially a Texas A&M fan. #MCWS

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Schwarziest (Cubs fan edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:34 UTC

INJECT IT INTO MY CAROTID!

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Schwarziest (Cubs fan edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:32 UTC

Panthers go ahead in game 7, consistent with their plan to utterly devastate their fans in the worst possible way.

Go Oilers! #StanleyCup

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Schwarziest (Cubs fan edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:29 UTC

Lol and not like in her song. Actual irony!

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Schwarziest (Cubs fan edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:28 UTC

Some teams just don't learn.

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Schwarziest (Cubs fan edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:25 UTC

LOLOLOLOL yes!

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Schwarziest (Cubs fan edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:24 UTC

So she's not rooting for the Canadian team, eh?

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Schwarziest (Cubs fan edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:23 UTC

Y'all thirsty tonight, eh?

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Schwarziest (Cubs fan edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:22 UTC

She's Canadian, isn't she?

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Schwarziest (Cubs fan edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:18 UTC

I'm rooting for 4 OT periods and an Oilers victory. #StanleyCup

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Schwarziest (Cubs fan edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 21:02 UTC

Hefty Trash Bags is the perfect sponsor for this garbage #Cubs game.

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Phillip Anderson @phillipanderson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 01:10 UTC

Please help if you can. This week has been full of AWFUL, for both of us, really, but her prognosis is actually great if we can pay for it. She's such a freaking gem and she's all I've got in the whole wide world.

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Schwarziest (Cubs fan edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 23:51 UTC

I don't usually wear pink, but when I do I wear fuckin PINK.

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Schwarziest (Cubs fan edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 22:25 UTC

Yan Gomes says hello.

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Schwarziest (Cubs fan edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 20:47 UTC

Who on here do @geekmisconduct.bsky.social and I know, who would like to go to the Sky game tonight?

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Schwarziest (Cubs fan edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 00:04 UTC

Greetings from #wrigleyfield! #RedStars

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Schwarziest (Cubs fan edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 21:33 UTC

Greetings from #SkyTown!

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Schwarziest (Cubs fan edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 04:30 UTC

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Schwarziest (Cubs fan edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 02, 2024 at 04:06 UTC

Somebody played 7 consecutive Nickelback songs on the bar jukebox. People have been skipping them without my having to do anything. It takes a village.

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Schwarziest (Cubs fan edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 02, 2024 at 04:04 UTC

That is an understatement.

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Schwarziest (Cubs fan edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 20:48 UTC

Real Madrid absolutely manhandling Dortmund this half. Let me know when it's safe to come out.

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Schwarziest (Cubs fan edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 20:44 UTC

BOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Schwarziest (Cubs fan edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 20:38 UTC

Dortmund needs a Queen Latifa. Or a Denzel Washington. #Equalizer

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Schwarziest (Cubs fan edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 20:35 UTC

Dortmund. Come on. That's not good.

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Schwarziest (Cubs fan edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 20:31 UTC

I miss when Jerry Seinfeld was silent. We don't always get what we want, Jerry.

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Schwarziest (Cubs fan edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 18:47 UTC

My 2:00 couch shopping appointment got canceled so I'm at the bar where I watched the Sky lose to the lowly Fever with all the time in the world and no plans. Poor decisions are almost inevitable.

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Schwarziest (Cubs fan edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 16:36 UTC

Obligatory post-hair color selfie.

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Schwarziest (Cubs fan edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 12:33 UTC

Who in their right mind schedules a regular hair appointment for 7:30 on a Saturday morning? Me, apparently.

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Schwarziest (Cubs fan edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 01:07 UTC

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Schwarziest (Cubs fan edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social
[ View ] May 31, 2024 at 04:34 UTC

Late skeet: LOL x 34

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Schwarziest (Cubs fan edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social
[ View ] May 31, 2024 at 04:30 UTC

Be careful what you wish for, silly.

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Schwarziest (Cubs fan edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social
[ View ] May 27, 2024 at 03:35 UTC

I put on Pat and Ron. The radio feed is so far ahead of the TV that it's kind of like listening to the future.

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