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Your friendly local goth cowboy, now shitposting in the classic Twitter flavor and a brand new bluesky flavor


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Stressed and sad, having a great fucking time

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Do you ever have a day that makes you wonder if you died and are in hell

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You know what?! No, we *dont* really need this rain. I'm fucking sick of it actually!!!!!!!!!!!

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I literally left it locked at a park for less than 24 hours

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My fucking bike got fucking stolen again

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No but this sounds fucking amazing

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Everytime I see you post byeeeeee I always want to reply BYEEE or something but I feel itd make me a one trick pony 😆

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I haven't heard of any scab use, sounds like the union accounts for a little under half the work force and there's been some picket line crossing so they're relying on who is still working

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The way the old brewery ominously looms across the river makes me think how demoralizing it must have been to be some peasant drafted in the middle ages and finally seeing a giant castle that you were going to siege after like monthsof marching lol

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Solution: go 200 feet to the west

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Help how eo I cover a picket line that isn't where ot announced it would be at the time it said lol

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Does anyone know one local who could extend pockets? Can pay of course

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Went all the way out to Afton State park and who is sitting on the bench right next to where I'm about to go into the woods? Annie lmao Like if I had known we could have carpooled! She left the house 10 min before I did and we had no idea we were both going the same spot 40 miles away

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Thanks ❤️ It sucks because this is probably honestly my primary income right now which makes it all the worse how slow shit is moving lol

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I'm down so badly this year on reselling despite things being stacked in every corner and sales have been so dismal lately that I'm thinking about straight up quitting 🙃

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Whoever made "achievements" for social media (Reddit, IG, whatever) should just be taken behind the woodshed

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This post is about you

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Thank god for that $90 sale. Woo

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Deleting and then reposting but this time with alt text, just as the founding fathers intended

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Oh my gawwwwd why is absolutely nothing selling on Ebay this week

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I always miss being out in the country for the 4th. Since there were explosions abound anyway, I would bring out the big ol WWII rifles and enjoy shooting in the backyard. Most days I usually stuck to small caliber to not piss off the neighbors *too* much

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Oh my God 😆 I dont know what Id have done!!

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HI DANI

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It's official! We have entered "newbies mistaking stinkhorns for morels" season

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I "lost" my sunglasses at a garage sale last month and went back three sales trying to find them (they were on my forehead the entire time. I even asked about them at one and they either didn't notice or thought I was an idiot) So check your forehead!!

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Me af the last few years

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This is why all my main hobbies are free or "pay one time" type deals

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nvm just made one $9 sale (of which Ill have about $2.5 left after shipping and fees). gonna live large on that one

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*holding back tears* happy for you

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If I had known itd work this way Id have probably actually tried? Like I was thinking why even waste 4 hours refreshing again?

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Havent gotten a sale in 5 days, no one has any freelance writing assignments right now and every job I apply to just ignores me--- how am I supposed to live like this exactly, especially when food prices wont stop going up?

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Fuck I totally forgot about it.

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All this when people ate starving and overdosing while unhoused, any health issue could bankrupt most people, nearly a trillion dollars a year go to the military, and we move closer and closer to a police state. They can only see one threat at a time

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I think I've figured out why the centrists saying we have to "vote right" in November piss me off so much- it's not that they're wrong about the threat level of Trump (the 1 thing they're right about) it's that they think if Buden wins that everything will be great and the status quo is fine

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Lmao mine is in your second picture

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Committing stolen valor (rocking my gayest looking outfit not because I'm gay but because I know it'll go over well at a pride event)

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Is anyone at people's pride? I don't see a single person from any leftist group I know here lol

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Corporate pride is mostly straight couples and, uh, furries???? Like... dozens of them everywhere

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My dudes I am having a DAY. If one more thing goes wrong my entire brain will implode

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I used to love it but their prices are getting like actual Mexican restaurant level without being nearly as good

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Next order of business why is there not an edit button on here

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NOOOOOOOOOO my first post obviously should say precedent and not president god damn auto correct making me look DUMB

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I think I have some that I haven't been able to sell!! I will check tonight but I bet I can give a fair amount on jeans

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Further I have no idea if it is a thing that could work but why are dems at least not seriously pushing to pack the court? Like anything left of center right is literally being slaughtered right now and they're not even trying to stop it

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Wondering why tf there is no real check or balance on the supreme court. They're clearly rouge; they have zero respect for decided president and established law, turning over case after case on clear ideological grounds or for personal gain (or cough cough bribes) When does this end

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I guess my fmily *does* occasionally listen to my ramblings My dad bought a lego at an auction (without even inspecting it)because he thought "well Cole always talks about how much old Legos are worth" and he hit a gold mine with it somehow being a sealed 15 year old set. Worth like $150

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"The moderator had just asked Trump and Biden a question about Ukraine when suddenly the camera started shaking, and there she was."

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I love playing Atari with people. It's always fun just for the novelty and to see people's reactions to the games

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The ATF genuinely just does not even read the shit you submit to them, my brother literally put *this* on an application for why he wants to add a brace to his gun (yes you need huge piles of paperwork for something that minuscule because our gun laws are very, very stupid) and it got approved

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