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Chris
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It's the Spanish bar owners whose premises are going to get trashed win or lose that I feel sorry for.
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Hemi-semi-demi Pro Musician, Actually pro gardener, poster of irreverent guff. straight cis π³οΈββ§οΈπ³οΈβπ ally. He / him.
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Chris
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It's the Spanish bar owners whose premises are going to get trashed win or lose that I feel sorry for.
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Chris
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Pressure washing is such bullshit. Who decided concrete needed to be clean?
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Chris
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Connections Puzzle #395 π¨π¨π¨π¨ π©π©π©π© πͺπͺπͺπͺ π¦π¦π¦π¦ Wordle 1,117 3/6 Ice skate π¨β¬β¬β¬β¬ β¬π©β¬β¬π¨ π©π©π©π©π©
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Chris
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That's very good indeed.
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Chris
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Might go to the pub tonight, sit really close to the big screen and talk really loudly about live music whilst the football is on. See how they fucking like it.
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Chris
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"Frosty the No man". π€£π€£π€£
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Chris
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Niche, mate. Real fucking niche.
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Chris
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"don't jump" cried absolutely no one.
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Chris
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Five go twatting about in Westminster.
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Chris
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Duolingo wants to teach me how to form the subjunctive in Spanish. If you were to ask me to do it in English I wouldn't have a clue.
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Chris
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I can't believe I've been so blind for so long.
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Chris
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I can't wait to not watch it.
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God they're so bloody embarrassing, I'm constantly astonished they don't just implode through cringing so damn hard.
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Chris
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Tracey No - Psychic Influencer. Got a certain ring to it...
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I can't believe it never occurred to me before, in all honesty.
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Chris
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Of course. Everyone loves being defrauded.
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This post deserves a toast.
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Chris
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They won't be happy until they're actually the Daleks.
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Chris Kendall γͺγγ―γ©γγ
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A parliamentary pal tells me: βthe register of financial interests is retroactive to one year before members take their seats. As of today Farage and Tice have 28 days to make a complete declarationβ πΏ
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It'd be quicker to make a list of people who didn't think he was a twat.
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π€―π€£
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TBF, I'd struggle to sell my terraced house for Β£1.6m, and I've got a driveway. I clicked the mortgage repayment link in Rightmove, BTW. JFC.
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Just one of them or all three? Asking for a northerner.
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Stella Braverman can fuck right off, but this paragraph from that guardian article is hugely, if accidentally, funny.
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Yes, I'm a relative newbie to bass, only got really involved in the last 7 or 8 years. 40+ years of 6 string.
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It was disgraceful. Not a sing fol was rolled.
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A few of the traditionalists had to remove their jumpers and put their fingers in both ears.
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Chris
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Please enjoy this photo of my band playing at the Folk Festival on Saturday.
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Oh dear how sad etc
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*chefs kiss*
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I demand a ten percent finders fee.
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It's wet It's round It's falling to the ground Fucking rain, fucking rain.
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Connections Puzzle #394 π¨π¨π¨π¨ π©π©π©π© π¦π¦π¦π¦ πͺπͺπͺπͺ Wordle 1,116 5/6 Dubai, or something. π¨π©β¬π¨β¬ π©π©π©β¬π© π©π©π©β¬π© π©π©π©β¬π© π©π©π©π©π©
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Ruin a childrenβs television programme by changing one letter: Simon and the bitch.
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Ruin a childrenβs television programme by changing one letter: Duncan Bares
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Ruin a childrenβs television programme by changing one letter: Junior Kickshart
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Cheers.
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Chris
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Ruin a childrenβs television programme by changing one letter: Count Fuckula
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Stephen Farrow
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This is art... although it makes Gullis appear vastly more intelligent than he actually is. (I suggest not drinking anything as you watch.)
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Chris
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I hate to disappoint.
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What whiskey do I need to buy to make better Old Fashioneds, please?
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Bones the steam..
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Thomas the wank engine
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Thomas the wank engine.
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Crapdoor
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Connections Puzzle #393 π¦π¦π¦π¦ π©π©π©π© πͺπͺπͺπͺ π¨π¨π¨π¨ Wordle 1,115 3/6 Elf shoe π¨β¬β¬β¬β¬ π¨β¬π©β¬π© π©π©π©π©π©
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Pete π₯π¦
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Cockney rhyming slang, 2024 update:
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Chris
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On a Monday? Don't be absurd.
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Being a musician means finding guitar picks in your underpants drawer.
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Bloody economic migration.
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