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Sela of the Disastral Clocktower

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nonbinary and proud masking! despite the weird looks happily married to my incredible wife


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o7

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There’s a mix channel I follow that started obviously using this kinda art late last year and it’s so depressing

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Ayuh

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hell yeah that’s what my wife and i did (courthouse with a friend who witnessed), way less stress than a big production

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My wife and I are biking where it is hot hot hot. We stopped at a roadside stand selling frozen ice treats in little plastic containers. Bought one each and put them on our necks. Immediate relief! Great tips here.

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one thing i’m definitely doing after this trip is buying some non-alcoholic apéritif spritz this stuff is delicious

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You’ll do great Masuke!!

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I also need to do this

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putting coughs on a PIP (phlegm improvement plan)

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it’s going on the annual review

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I thought it was a wolf blitzer joke w/o the image

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idk but it made me pretty upset because i was cruising along the critical path and i think it broke a bunch of barely-started npc quests for me

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I do ride the bike

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if we all delete our meme folders can anyone who uses versions of “I’m stealing / saving this meme” also delete those thanks they always struck me as weird

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David Bowie drank a Pepsi Grand before shooting every scene hollering “life is grand!!!” which is what made the cloning happen in real life

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The sheer number of comments that were obviously shit talking the OP is very good (mods should have left them in)

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You’re still passing on the curse by speaking of this eldritch terror!!

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“Water is the source of all life. Seven tenths of this earth's surface is water. Why do you realize that 70% of you is water? And as human beings, you and I need fresh, pure water - to replenish our precious bodily fluids. Are you beginning to understand?”

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In the year of our lord two thousand and twenty four they’re channeling…General Jack D. Ripper from Dr. Strangelove?

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Cold as ice

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Hell yeah

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Nope

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“It won’t follow me Jerry!” “It’s an unfollow” “It’s an unfollow!” “You wanted a follow and got an unfollow” “What did I do to deserve an unfollow?”

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George doesn’t get followed and gets really upset about being left out

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imagining a seinfeld episode where the characters are being followed by the it follows monster. maybe elaine gets it first, you all can fill in the details. "YOU'RE being followed??" "It's FOLLOWIN, JERRY!!!" that sort of stuff

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A bot that uses “hearing the Elden Ring theme music when” as a prefix and then adds a very mundane activity like “I go to the bodega for an ice tea” or “parking at Trader Joe’s” (I can make the list of activities)

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it is a VERY funny car

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Jamie Lee Curtis understood this on the occasion of her daughter’s wedding

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<extreme eels voice> Novocaine For the soooooo—cials

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if people say they’re ill on social media please don’t badger them if it’s COVID 1) it’s none of your business 2) your business? it’s not 3) truly it is none of your biz i say this as a COVID cautious person. it’s not anyone’s biz why i am, and it’s not anyone’s biz why someone on Bsky is ill.

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update: it’s fun to inform people that you do, indeed, understand :-) :-) :-)

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we chit chat only if we feel like it!!!

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tfw people are shit talking you in a language they think you don’t understand…but you do

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Walked about seven miles today please clap

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No no, many people genuinely believe COVID is over, you gotta check the supplies of cold medicine

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Me and Alien Isolation

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I just think it’s neat

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There’s a feed here I really like called “Quiet Posters” that shows you posts from people you follow who don’t post that much