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My lodge actually got a little write up! The Elks is probably on the whole a fairly conservative organization - my lodge does Pride events and fundraising but I think it skews more conservative elsewhere. But people are still donating and volunteering across the country

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But what it also has is SEVERAL multi-page spreads detailing the charitable events and donations local Elks lodges around the country do. A lot of these donations are like $500 - $4k. Some of them are uh much larger!

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Here is something nice: I'm a member of my local Elks Lodge, because it's got a great bar and there's not a lot of bars in my town. And bimonthly I get the most Achewood magazine in the world, which contains articles of interest to Grandpas

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*sitting in my desk chair typing on my phone getting extremely mad that someone else who is sitting in their desk chair typing on their phone is typing something that I factually agree with but in the wrong emotional tenor* this is terrific, actually. this is what i SHOULD be doing

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in feel good news anyone want to see some permanent supporting housing taking shape?

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I think it's probably a good idea to remember that almost nobody on here actually fucking knows each other

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bro are you doing a Doomerism right now. I cannot believe what I'm hearing dude

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okay genuinely funny that the big discourse of the day is everyone getting mad at each other for allegedly having inappropriate emotional reactions to supreme court rulings

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*waking up and learning about a fresh new horror every morning* okay what's my joke about today's horrors

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I like the book I am reading now, the world-building is great but like - it really highlights how great really good fantasy is because there's not a moment where someone's like "in order to kill the big boss attack his flashing weak points!"

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Love the part in a fantasy book where someone just blithely explains to the protagonist the specific information they will need to fight a specific person later on. Got it! Thanks!!

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Jess Zimmerman's avatar Jess Zimmerman @jesszimmerman.com
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I would love to feed “On my naming day when I come 12 I gone front spear and kilt a wyld boar he parbly ben the las wyld pig on the Bundel Downs any how there hadn’t ben none for a long time befor him nor I aint looking to see none agen” into this app and see if I can break it for good

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that would be true - and i say this as a left-winger who would crawl through broken glass to vote against Trump - were it not for Gaza. you can't hand-wave Gaza and call it maturity. i don't ever want to be so self-important that i get angry about people i like and admire having an ethical line.

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True, but something that I think goes unmentioned a lot is like - it is wild that Trump is running as the nominee four years after losing. I don't think, historically, losing candidates get second chances!

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Definitely a sense I am considering!!

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Like, if he loses this one, He Goes Away, probably in several senses of that term!! I didn't have to hear his fucking awful voice for several years!!

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It's so funny that like... a bunch of Disney movies end with the characters notably changed, but kids don't want movies about Beauty and the Beast where the beast is just a fucking guy, so they have to figure out loopholes or ways to set the stories in the past

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A huge winning message for the Democrats is "you will not have to think about this guy ever again"

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we should make more 21st century illuminated manuscripts, yeah, the Saint John's Bible is really cool

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put whatever you want in there. catboy Leviticus, that's fine. those shibari live drawing sessions people do. who is that in the margins of the Revelation of St. John? why its your friend and mine, Goku

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obviously not the biggest reason why interest in Christianity has waned over the past 100 years but i think we gotta start illuminating the manuscripts again. everybody likes to see a little guy riding a snail or getting stabbed in the balls by a rabbit off to the side of Ephesians

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“don’t wash your legs in the shower,” the villagers stood in stunned silence at the wizard’s decree. “the soap just kind of rolls down there anyway. you don’t have to. you don’t have to.” the withered sage disappeared in a plume of purple smoke, to return in another year’s time

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Nothing can be a Problem until they, borg-like, perceive it as a Problem, at which point Something must immediately Be Done, regardless of how disruptive that would be. These people are like fucking toddlers

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Man one thing this whole debacle has driven home is how much the pundit class believes themselves and their own weird obsessive worldview to be like a perfect reflection of the Soul of a Nation despite being consistently wrong/out of step with polling

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Lee Carnell's avatar Lee Carnell @lee.alwayspushtheroll.com
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Arrived Friday and taking a few moments to read while drinking my 2nd morning coffee. "TOME OF TOMBS" is a #zine by @gonzohistory.bsky.social
Random tables and writing prompts to help create and detail tombs, graves, cemeteries, and more for #ttrpg games.

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Eric Hirsch's avatar Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social
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I feel like the complete tale of this contest needs to include the woman who came out with a handmade sign reading “The Sloppy Joe Ho” and then proceeded to eat exactly one sloppy joe slowly and almost daintily? Like she literally had her pinky up whilst eating and was completely unbothered.

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A lot of this feels like when you fuck up a recipe and you throw the whole pot in the garbage and order a pizza

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Some time ago, my boyfriend asked me to make a replacement for this game’s missing label, which I had never seen before, or since.

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oh yeah we were the opener to the SYMPHONY

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they also were like "okay carry the platters off the stage" and when we got off they were like "you can take those home or hand them out to the crowd, whatever" and I gave away like twenty sandwich segments and ate another myself

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Okay. I ate three of these in three minutes and twenty seconds, the length of "Eat It" by Weird Al. The winner, who of course was Scott Egelberg, ate seven. However I got a gift certificate for two sandwiches and a shirt!

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Sloppy Joe eating contest at the Star Spangled South Orange festival!

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Actually starting to panic

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Oh I have that same needle set! It's so nice to just HAVE the needles you need!

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all day I keep having these moments where I'm like oh yeah I have that competitive sandwich eating contest later

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It's a Kaweco Perkeo "Bad Taste"!

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Sandwich! I am in you!!

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extremely possible that bidens support from seniors shoots way up as they are like, "oh, so they want to put Joe in a home, just because he's had a few senior moments... what's next? my smart ass son in law takes away the keys to my coupe de ville??? over my dead BODY"

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10 bucks says that if Biden were to drop out and be replaced by whoever, the same people currently flipping out would see the exact same poll results, shit their pants once more, and demand another switch

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"Replace biden" was a perfectly good idea almost right up to the day ezra did his piece in february when it was too late for it to happen in any orderly fashion absent the fantasy of the nonexistent Dem Council Of Elders uncontroversially choosing someone

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yeah like is anyone..... normalizing relations with the mirror universe. are there refugees?

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sold a bunch of bumper stickers this week so I decided to treat myself and buy a pen that I can only describe as "horny"

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I really wish there had been an entire spinoff mirror universe DS9 show with her camping it up

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there has to be a degree in Mirror Universe History, right? people should be studying this. at the very least there should be a "what you should do if you're in the mirror universe" card you keep on your wallet

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do people in the star trek universe, like.... TALK about the mirror universe where everyone is evil and horny, or do they just get back and go "well that was weird."

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Oh I should be clear - I love devo as it exists!

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