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Wayne He/Him
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Not with a knife and fork? If they're going to desecrate pizza like that I can only think they'd eat it with a knife and fork too.
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Wayne He/Him@shakesfirst.bsky.social |
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Youth at Risk worker on leave long COVID. Homeless kid & adult. Ex addict. CSA & Suicide survivor. PTSD ADHD. No bigotry. Lost my Twitter account calling out religious bigots. Gamer, movie lover, books and really REALLY badly thought out quip maker.
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Wayne He/Him
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Not with a knife and fork? If they're going to desecrate pizza like that I can only think they'd eat it with a knife and fork too.
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Wayne He/Him
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Not even a he he?
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Wayne He/Him
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Oh good god. More episodes of The Flash. I adore these kids, but the things we do.
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Wayne He/Him
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Could we not use the word "cancel" like some right wing moron and use the real word "consequence".
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Wayne He/Him
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He's not paying for petrol. That has to count for some extra resources.
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Wayne He/Him
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Yeah, ain't it fun.
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Wayne He/Him
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So badly want to type those words.
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Patrick S. Tomlinson
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If you're worried about brevity in your writing, don't. It took Project 2025 nine hundred pages to say fourteen words.
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Wayne He/Him
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Uhm, what?
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Wayne He/Him
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I live in a large block of flats and they just dump them in the foyer for anyone to steal and then say it's my fault because I gave them permission when I didn't they just decided.
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Wayne He/Him
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How is it right that when you order something the delivery instructions automatically default to dump it wherever and not deliver to door? I've had so many packages lost because of negligent policies like this.
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Pestilence
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If you’re going to mention in your headline news that, ‘President Biden struggles to stay in the race’ but not mention dick about the wannabe dictator who’s a rapist, pedophile, and so much more… please kindly go FUCK yourself!
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Wayne He/Him
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Holy crap.
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Wayne He/Him
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To be fair, an entire planet blowing up would do it.
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Wayne He/Him
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Me at 54, wants to be Batman helps a neighbour's 5 year old son with his Batman costume and cape realises I'm fucking Alfred....That really happened.
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Wayne He/Him
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The best work he ever did was being killed by Bruce Willis.
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Wayne He/Him
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Would it be because Robert Towne passed away a couple of days ago?
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Wayne He/Him
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Woolloomooloo. It's a suburb in Sydney from first nations people meaning place of plenty.
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Wayne He/Him
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It's rare this happens these days because of the long COVID and not being able to work, but I'm 2 weeks ahead of my bills. I feel like a millionaire.
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Wayne He/Him
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Why is it always the ones in tailored suits calling everyone else elites?
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Wayne He/Him
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Because you can have too many hot dogs but never enough pussy?
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Wayne He/Him
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Tried giving the show a go because it's apparently very popular, but nah.
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Wayne He/Him
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You must be fun with all of your pretension.
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Wayne He/Him
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How about other 12 step bullshit pabulum?
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Wayne He/Him
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What the fuck kind of name is Colter?
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Wayne He/Him
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"Cheap" I see what you did there.
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Wayne He/Him
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Okay, so that was fun. Someone singing the praises of Space Karen on YouTube so I asked them what was wrong with their phallus. Elon's fans are not at all toxic and hateful. Seriously, it was a legit question.
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Wayne He/Him
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Decided to treat myself and had Indian delivered from my favourite place for the first time in months. They included cat food. I am not owned by a cat because I'm allergic. Why did my local Indian take away shop give me cat food? And why is there a QR code for a review?
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Wayne He/Him
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This is the hat I wear when I'm on BlueSky.
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Wayne He/Him
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I think I truly messed myself up. School holidays start in NSW today. I promised a neighbour kid she can watch the last 2 seasons of The Flash at my place because her mum can't afford streaming. We just watched two episodes and I really screwed...Nah I fucked myself up. OH MY GOD!! DC do better!!
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Wayne He/Him
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I'm such a sap. I really do enjoy a good love song.
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Wayne He/Him
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Okay, the Tories are out in the UK which is great. Now Labour has won can you work on turfing that transphobic prick Starmer out and getting an at least semi-decent human as PM? You know, an actual left leader that won't marginalise the disabled and ignore people of colour about race. He's a cunt.
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Wayne He/Him
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Well I follow you.
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Wayne He/Him
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CTMOT Dibbler sausage Inna a bun? It's what they think. Our democracy, at least is the return polls...Aussies, get a BBQ sausage with onion in white bread and tomato sauce. No one cares how you vote when we eat it.
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Wayne He/Him
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Ally.
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Wayne He/Him
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They don't have a Democracy Sausage Cat.
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Wayne He/Him
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I got blocked on the bird site often when I asked not to say his name when the court protected him in Toowoomba. We all knew who he was, but they had too say his name anyway. I won't see "justice" for my harm. I'm scared Twitter did give the cunt a mistrial and it will harm his victims.
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Wayne He/Him
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Happy fuck the Torries day in the UK.
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Matt Novak
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The reason the media couldn't really cover this lawsuit extensively is because she dropped her lawsuit on November 4, 2016, just four days before the election, and her real name was never revealed. She had received death threats, according to her lawyer, despite never being named publicly.
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Wayne He/Him
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Allie or stupid fuck with a crush?
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Rose Schmits
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With “allies“ like these who needs enemies
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Wayne He/Him
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Honestly? A cactus.
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Wayne He/Him
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It's an Australian election, not a delicatessen. You get a Democracy Sausage for $3 for charity and damned well like it mate! Also if it goes right, the Tories are stuck in political penury for at least a decade they may try to sell more buttered bread to get back.
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Wayne He/Him
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It's a thing that sausage, most voters buy one. I didn't with the recent referendum because I stupidly forgot my wallet.
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Wayne He/Him
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Democracy Sausage! Please. It's white bread with a slap of butter then barbequed onion and sausage on top. There is of course the sauce of your choice, all for charity.
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Wayne He/Him
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I did include the queues as part of course. Damn, the actual process...Well that's a thing because I nerd out on the upper house here. Did you get a sausage inna bun though?
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Wayne He/Him
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We swap leaders like they were the worst fart no one wanted to own of course.
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Wayne He/Him
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30 minutes is the longest it took me in 36 years of voting as a registered voter. No ID needed because 2, or more, votes in my name will be investigated by the Australian Electoral Commission. Also, the best part, afterward we buy a Democracy Sausage inna a bun which supports local charities.
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Wayne He/Him
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Is it easy to vote in England like it is in Australia?
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Wayne He/Him
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I don't know, they draw him white for millennia.
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