Patrick S. Tomlinson

@stealthygeek.bsky.social

If you're worried about brevity in your writing, don't. It took Project 2025 nine hundred pages to say fourteen words.

Jul 06, 2024 at 04:34 UTC

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@pinittee.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 11:10 UTC

And use only one minute to make a deal

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Intentionally Blank @pillybilgrim.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 09:44 UTC

“Gather your hooded cowards so that your numbers allow you the hate without fear.” The law was always problematic to them. Otherwise why all the secrets?

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Pyperkub @pyperkub.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 23:59 UTC

They are fools (well, bigger fools) if they think Trump will secure anyone but himself tho.

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NutMeg @casuallychaotic.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 08:01 UTC

Fourteen words? "Stop threatening our oil industry incomes, and holding us accountable for our actions!" is a one word short. What's the extra one I'm missing? It couldn't possibly be 'Please'.

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TSM. If you know, you know. @that-tsm.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 01:27 UTC

From the top rope...

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@spicypurritto.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 03:17 UTC

WELL SAID. Holy hell 🤮

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Mary is Merry @mmchol.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 14:08 UTC

Zing.

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Stephen Cox Author only more so @stephencoxauthor.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 08:35 UTC

Create Gilead. Two words

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Wasp Summer @waspsummer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 09:43 UTC

Very good

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Nyssa @nyssa0459.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 21:51 UTC

I think I can sum it up in 13 words. We are going to dismantle your government and replace it with our theocracy.

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Audry T. ~ she/her @audryt.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 06:00 UTC

And all the words they used were full of [insert obvious word here].

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@grainne15.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 15:49 UTC

Daaaaaamn.

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Paula Schaap @redsonja.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 19:05 UTC

I can get it down to six: We. Hate. Anyone. Different. Than. Us.

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Thomas 🚀 SFF180 @sff180.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:35 UTC

(golf claps)

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Zz🪐 @zeebest1.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 15:00 UTC

The Republicans authoritarian manifesto ⬇️ Project 2025 head says 'second American Revolution' will be 'bloodless if the left allows'

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@waterloo45.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 01:30 UTC

Maga America can't read that much

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Whim Gruent @whimgruent.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 20:55 UTC

Bra-Vo well done

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@flamingogrrl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 05:12 UTC

Bazinga!!!!

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Rev. Jesus “H" Christ, KSC @reverendjesus.com
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 06:47 UTC

Banger

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Hecuba's Daughter @hecubasdaughter.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 18:47 UTC

Couldn't a single number suffice as an explanation? 1488

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Liam Proven @lproven.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 17:38 UTC

This took me a long time, but then, I'm not American. I didn't know what either "project 2025" or "the 14 words" were.

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Dvandom @dvandom.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 23:14 UTC

Well, 14 words and another 88 words.

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Lizzie⁷ 🍉💜🌶️ @strngpwrthnku.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 02:54 UTC

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Theo in Arlington @adamtheo.com
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 00:51 UTC

FYI I've seen screenshots of your based post here in Bluesky pop up on Facebook just like tweets have, so maybe this is a sign that Bluesky has finally made it as a Twitter replacement?

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@bleuchat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 15:41 UTC

Well, even those 14 words tbh are contained in just these 2: “fuck everyone”

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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 02:40 UTC

Daaaaaaaaaamn. I laughed and then got sad and scared.

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Elizabeth le Fen @fenbeast.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 13:39 UTC

This is just what I needed to see as I head to my desk for a task that involves bringing a 550-word paragraph down to the 300 words mandated by the granting agency.

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