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Graham on the Internet

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legalize petting dogs adult NB, he/they/any

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I love guys who dogmatically repeat irrelevant advice, need more guys who dogmatically repeat irrelevant advice

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Wow thank you for using regex in your python script, you could have written ‘if string in line:’ instead but you made it ten times harder to read, good job

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If you’re in line to body-swap with Jamie-Lee Curtis, STAY IN LINE!

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Most playlist formats are like this btw. PLS and m3u are the same, DASH is xml in a trenchcoat,

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The only US value that I know will consistent leap out of me is rebellion against assumed authority over personal liberty. 99% of the time I'm like "sure, I've lived in the US most my life but it's meh..." but then someone says "It's Sir to you" and my eyes narrow as I utter "No Gods nor Masters."

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Like, I *experience* happiness, but absent any specific positive goings-on I’m like… Exhausted. Bored. Despondent. Neutral at best. Listless? I dunno, not ‘happy’

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Are normal people like, nominally happy? Is happy a default state for some people? Is that a neurotypical thing? I’m serious.

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America sucks and is super fucked up but England also sucks and is fucked up, and also they are absurd and silly and must be reminded of this

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Scott #ACAB Black Lives Matter Menor 🍉's avatar Scott #ACAB Black Lives Matter Menor 🍉 @smenor.com
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My favourite part is that no matter how many times we’re proven right they’ll never stop ignoring or demeaning and belittling us when we sound the alarm

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Nonono actually it’s really good when I launch a game and it looks like low contrast desaturated garbage because we forgot 0x000000 is black and 0xffffff is white. Those extra two bits are adding to the *experience*

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This 4th of July it’s important to remember that it’s not fireworks your dog is afraid of but rather the unfettered corruption of the American government

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I hope your Fourth of July brings nice weather, grilled food, and some degree of inner calm regarding the impending collapse of the American empire

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If you only get shot once you should actually be grateful for having fewer than average bullet wounds. Privileged position to be in tbh

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Lol, the classic shiba ‘I suppose this is just my life now’ acknowledgement and subsequent tolerance

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Haha, yep! We got a dog backpack but never managed to get Monty into it successfully, but with the ikea bag we just had him sit on top of it and then we picked it up around him, super easy. He’s also on the bigger side for a shiba (30lbs of PURE MUSCLEMAN) so it helped to have plenty of room

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urbanist rewrite of Gasolina named ‘Bicicleta’

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How does he always look like someone’s telling him about starting a juice cleanse

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Possible unpopular opinion but that kitchen fucks. I’d absolutely throw aesthetics to the wayside for all that industrial equipment

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Sorry, not trying to lie here, just uninformed.

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I feel like there’s a real problem here with card handlers banning the use of their services for adult products, but I honestly don’t know what a solution would look like considering (afaik) it’s broadly an anti-fraud policy since stolen cards are often used for sex work/goods

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What do normal people do on the weekends? I feel like all I do is scroll on my phone, vibrate anxiously, and then scroll on my computer while vibrating anxiously

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You’re right, but there’s def an element of self-perception there

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When my gf asked me if I’d still love her, I should have seen the signs

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I’ll do it. I barely even watch movies but this sounds like a dumb fun way to spend a Saturday afternoon. I’m mostly not joking.

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Also, and I hate to give any credit for this, she’s had a much more vocally critical stance on Israel than Biden ever did and at this point in time I think a lot of people would look past her former-copness for that

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Maybe this is fucking nuts but I do genuinely think that as unlikeable as she is, she’s a winning option here She’s got name recognition, I think the D voter base would take her over another old white rapist, and she was very obviously set up to be next in line

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The Democratic Party is like my dog when I walk into a room and he's just fuckin going to TOWN licking his own asshole and he freezes and makes eye contact with me and knows I'm judging him for it but doesn't know what to do about it, and eventually just goes back to it like nothing happened

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Could be a fun project to render the entire social graph, and color each node that reskeets a post along with the connection to the node that showed it to them But, rendering 6 million vertices would probably get pretty computationally taxing pretty quickly

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Admittedly, the paint on this car is pretty trashed and has been that way since I bought it, so it’s not a tragedy… not that you can really tell through all the pollen. If this were my last car where I kept the paint pristine, it would be a lot worse.

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I dunno who needs to hear this, but please don’t do this :/ I appreciate the sentiment but when you write on a dirty car you’re grinding the dirt into the paint with your finger. When I wash this, the writing will probably stay behind.

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collecting Supreme Court justices like Chaos Emeralds

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I’m a CHAMPION OF GOOD baby, get fuckin rekt nerds

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def rebuild it but it doesn’t have a kickback arrestor so I prob wouldn’t use it

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