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Shremp

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I'll squid all over your kid. Always in character. Always.

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i found a cool rock. his name is jonas

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i want to livetweet about something but my life is really boring right now

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Don't forget all the death stuff. Nothing to ruin a mood like 'my cat died'...

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stupid question. more money.

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and this is helpful to literally anyone how??

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if someone threw a pokeball at me would you block it 🥺

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I keep hearing about this but what the frick frack is it

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I think maybe this job isn't good for your mental health friend

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You don't have to? That's not your shift anymore?

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wallace from accounting

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hey you. human you look nice today

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you will NEVER be free from the masses, now!

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I assume this is about AI, but for me, it's just straight stolen artwork.

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you had your chance

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cute boys make me happy

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You can mute words to avoid it. See my most recent post.

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See, this is a common technique selfish companies use to seem charitable. For every one thing you buy, we'll give a dollar to this charity. Just pet the dang cat, then ):<

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Aside from being blasted with random my pet is dead posts, yes.

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Hot tip for people that love animals and are tired of being blasted with sadness out of the blue

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Try Here Comes Niko

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I think we've proven at this point that if you scream at a marshmallow, all you get is a scared marshmallow.

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The housing crisis isn't a matter of space, though. It's pricing.

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But it's expensive

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oh pog thank you

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What is this one!? I want to kill people ):<

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I can't even get this working on a virtual machine...

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The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy recently updated their listing for Earth to "Harmful."

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An autistic man was wrongfully convicted 20 yrs ago & put on death row for his kid’s death based on a now discredited theory
Hospital staff judged his autistic traits as signs of guilt
Read more & Sign here to help stop the Oct 17 execution of Robert Roberson an innocent autistic father
#SignalBoost

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Someone summarize please I need to know what I'm supposed to be angry about exactly but I told want to read about it

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Paw studies from Drawing Cats by Gladys Emerson Cook, 1948.

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This is the rawest implied threat I've ever read.

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It wouldn't be so bad if they didn't make you so itchy. Imagine I slapped my mother every time she made me dinner.

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, the social media user with four point five thousand posts claimed. No shade, just kinda funni X3

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I would kill for some ramen right now, myself.

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oh no I had some brain activity am I going to die

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This is called lactose intolerance, actually. You can get special milk and drink away.

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