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e.g. Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader.

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The Shrexorcist

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wait so does that mean

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In 1980, someone died.

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I would certainly describe it as not terrible

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A list of eight cute animal rhymes to say farewell... 8. In a while, crocodile 7. Toodle-oo, kangaroo 6. Ciao for now, Jersey cow 5. Why you still here, white-tailed deer 4. Just piss off, luna moth 3. Go to hell, red gazelle 2. Kiss my hole, woodland vole 1. Off you fuck, crested duck

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*rewinds audiobook for the 8th time*

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In recent years Magic:The Gathering seems focused on destroying it's own brand in favor of becoming a medium through which to experience other brands (like Top Trumps), and, I dunno, I'm not a brand manager, maybe that's a great idea

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Mind you the set AFTER that based on Wacky Races is step too far for me I'm not even kidding that's a real thing

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Absolutely obsessed with the newly announced MTG set Duskmourn set in a haunted house that covers an entire plane of existence and starring a group of Planeswalkers who are giving big Scooby Doo energy

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An elegant weapon for a more civilized age

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oh OH People keep showing up on repeat in my Discover feed because people I'm FOLLOWING are following them I might have to just stop following everyone

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Frame from a non-musical with a great soundtrack

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I'm watching Nope on Netflix and for some reason it's giving me subtitles, but just, like, ONLY for words that are already written on the screen, like the title of the movie

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One think I really hate about some modern computer games is the way they get easier every time you play them. Well done, you have unlocked more powerful weapons for future runs, and now the skills you put time and effort into learning are less relevant!

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some stay dry and others feel the pain

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Wow the boxes of 3 1/2s made me nostalgia hard

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Cut to 5 years later: "why don't young people have any brand loyalty any more"

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I can't get enough of The World's End

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Bluesky be like "I reckon we've hooked him now let's stop giving him views and see if it makes him post harder"

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Not personally no but my friends all say they know someone like that

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Something about the phrase 'old CRT TV' makes me contemplate my own mortality

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I wonder why they do this, don't they REALISE people are going to post about it on social media

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Haunted 90s technology just doesnt seem right does it which is weird because we've been scared by haunted 80s technology... probably since the 90s

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It's got one less Godzilla in it

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Pick someone charismatic and let them tell you, what can go wrong

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does the Capitol Hill mystery soda machine count

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Look, I'm sorry about this, but if you don't think it's profoundly stupid that cutting off young Seth's legs would suddenly make old Seth fall over when he's running across the road, then you and I can never be friends

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Does anyone else think the sound guy in Braid:Anniversary Edition sounds like Werner Herzog

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Did any of those critics work for newspapers by any chance

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You know I'd have forgotten CinemaSins even existed by now if it wasn't for you :p

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I never recovered from finding out there were 6 seasons of Teen Wolf

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It's not just me playing Balatro with a spreadsheet open in the background right

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If I do a tweet about how there's just too many things going on in the premise of Sport Billy is anyone going to get it

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Dammit I was getting quite good at spotting the 600 series

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*Yoda voice* The grabbing hands, grabble they can

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I can think of no other good X-men there have ever been who aren't on this team

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Stared at this tweet for about 2 minutes before I realised Resumes had 3 syllables

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We don't talk enough about how Westley spent 5 years just murdering everyone he met as The Dread Pirate Roberts

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I thought Space Babies was too silly a way for the season to kick off but then I remembered that Partners in Crime exists

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I love the way season 1 paints him as a weirdo for not liking it when people blow cigarette smoke directly in his face or not wanting to plunge his hand into raw sewage

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