A list of eight cute animal rhymes to say farewell...
8. In a while, crocodile
7. Toodle-oo, kangaroo
6. Ciao for now, Jersey cow
5. Why you still here, white-tailed deer
4. Just piss off, luna moth
3. Go to hell, red gazelle
2. Kiss my hole, woodland vole
1. Off you fuck, crested duck
Jul 05, 2024 at 08:25 UTC
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Tschรผss, goose
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Auf wiedersehen, whooping crane
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Out the door feral boar
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*Ted Lasso has joined the chat*
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Bye bye magpie.
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Rwanda ticket paid, tardigrade
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Get to Rwanda, foreign Red Panda
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A list of eight more lovely animal rhyme goodbyes...
8. See you later, alligator
7. Fare thee well, sand gazelle
6. You take care, grizzly bear
5. Now on you jog, prairie dog
4. Get in the bin, pangolin
3. Hope you rot, ocelot
2. Step on a lego, gargoyle gecko
1. Eat a dick, lone star tick
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Don't come back, Weasel Sunak
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Toodle-oo, wallaroo
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Go on the prowl, raggedy owl
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Tata, Kaka
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Toodle pip, Yellow-browed Tit
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are we celebrating the election result in the most you way possible?
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Get unseen, ant queen.
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What about "up your caboose, Canadian goose"?
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Stop watching me in the bush, platypus
Why are you in my house, Mickey Mouse
Get away from my window, little minnow
Oh shit, it's the cops, tricky fox
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I've called the cops, Boops boops.
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See ya later alligator.
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I wonder if cuteness seekers struggle with sunken cost feelings once they've passed number 4.
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Bye bye Goldeneye
Your timeโs over Golden Plover
Hit the road, Horny Toad
See you later, red winged Satyr.
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Git up and git! You great crested tit!
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And don't forget the one Bobby McFerrin came up with: maรฑana, iguana.
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Iโll count to three, honey bee
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I got a warthog, take a jog?
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See you around, basset hound.
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