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Northerner. Husband. Dad. Pillock. I’m neither sinister nor a lightbulb, but I do stay fairly anonymous on here as I want to relax without worrying about overlap with real life. Painfully straight but ally to anyone who wants it.


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To be fair it’s a very good night for a single man to visit bars NOT showing football… #TopTip

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God knows. I’m with you though… Everything seems mega processed these days. And the sound is ALWAYS crap as they expect you’ll buy a sound bar. Actually theres my tip. Cheaper telly, spend difference on sound bar.

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Oh I missed the point. He’s going to watch the football?! Oh… Sorry. 😩.

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Unless they’re showing the match it’ll be lovely and deserted. As will any bar without a TV afterwards. You’ll have a lovely evening. I went to the supermarket during the first half tonight… Bliss!

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Basically less syringes and more lattes than you recall… Try not to be too overwhelmed. I hope things will steadily improve for you.

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I don’t want to offer solutions where there are none but round here there are some areas people USED to view as shitty but are much less so now because they’re gradually being filled up with professionals priced out of other areas. Anywhere like that?

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I’m sorry. It’s a scandalous situation that full time work doesn’t enable a decent quality of life in many areas.

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Oh SO upset. I do wonder who could possibly have leaked that. 🙄

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Absolutely this. P.G. Wodehouse had this right nearly a century ago…

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The fact that it’s largely accepted, makes me worried what else a population will accept. And we have our own blind spots in the UK. Housing springs to mind…

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Same here. Extremely rain-foresty.

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They’re canny enough to know the correct tactic right now is to pretend to appeal to the whole party.

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Like he’d have given a shit whether he had constituency responsibility or not… 😡

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Me neither. But I bet we both end up reading articles and posts talking about it…

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Someone send Tony Blair the memo. He’s still in 2023…

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And everyone will watch it… including all the pundits. We never…fucking…learn.

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I KNEW it. Even I didn’t expect it to already be in production though… 😡😡😡

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A significant chunk of whats left of her party think so too at least. They need to tell her to eff off to Reform.

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At the same time there’s part of me that doesn’t understand why we have such an antipathy to it when most of social-democratic Europe have always had them. And we end up with some weird proxy of having to use driving licences/passports/two utility bills for everything.

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Ew.

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Ten years ago I knew a couple of trans people but ‘we just didn’t talk about it’. Same trajectory.

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I think thats a very valid and optimistic point. We’re at the ‘we’ve got a coloured family in our street and they’re actually lovely people’ stage aren’t we? I’m old enough to recall this happening with gay men.

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Jury’s out on that. I genuinely don’t know.

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Wes Streeting though… If he told me it was raining, I’d look out of the window to check. Announcement about xfer of NHS funds to primary care. Hmmm. Now which arm of the NHS is ALREADY privatised… 🤔

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Some of them. Brown wasn’t a Tory. Plenty of the current cabinet aren’t. Starmer? Who knows.

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Absolutely beats me why he was part of the Labour party. I don’t particularly mean it as an insult but his whole world view is Thatcherite (and on some level he thinks it’ll work out better for the plebs). I can only think that he wanted to be loved too much to be a Tory.

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He’s a ‘broad sweep of history’ twat. Hears ‘Industrial Revolution’ and gets moist about steam engines rather than how long it took to dig the population out of the mess to some reasonable standard of living.

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Jesus wept - Blair, who was famously tech illiterate when in power, is now lecturing us on AI being a way to massively cut costs. Suspect he’s making a lot of money somehow doimg that (whilst also convincing himself he’s right)

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Ruin a children's television programme by changing one letter. Jamie and the Magic Touch.

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Ruin a children’s television programme by changing one letter: Fingernobs

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Ruin a children’s television programme by changing one letter: Fuckers Luck

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Ruin a children’s television program by changing one letter: Count Fuckula

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Ruin a children’s television programme by changing one letter: Wanky Races

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Ruin a children’s television programme by changing one letter: Fraggle Cock

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2 years ago the Daily Mail used one of my tweets in an article about airport chaos. They asked me if they could use it but before I could tell them to fuck off, they used it anyway. They'd embedded my tweet as opposed to screenshotting it so I did what was required of me.

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Tbf they’ve already gently told him to fuck off on Id cards so will wait and see how much attention they pay. Personally I don’t think Starmer will want to appear to be in his pocket.

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I think this might be my favourite photo from Lisbon. It’s from nowhere in particular but captures the feeling of relaxation. I like the figures on the left.

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Right - I’m going to indulge myself in a thread of photos from Lisbon last week that I’ve sorted out finally… (The wonder of modern tech that you can bore the entire internet with holiday snaps…) 📷

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Doesn’t seem a GREAT idea sending your readership somewhere else. But works for me… 🤷‍♂️

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