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Ray

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*succumbing to injuries suffered from getting hit by a Smart car* please just tell everyone it was a regular car

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mcadwell's avatar mcadwell @mcadwell.bsky.social
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Injuries from a smart car...? You mean a little bruise on your knee? /sarc

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Prufrock451's avatar Prufrock451 @prufrock451.bsky.social
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*Smart car steeples fingers* Ah, but what regular car could devise a murder so elegant

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Roxi Horror ๐Ÿ’€๐ŸŒธ's avatar Roxi Horror ๐Ÿ’€๐ŸŒธ @roxiqt.com
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lmao omg

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Just here to chill's avatar Just here to chill @garbagearsonist.bsky.social
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"Of course, I'll absolutely honor your dying wish." /Writing "Reliant Robin" on police report

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snargleplax's avatar snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social
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Bet that smarts

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the ghost of mister shit's avatar the ghost of mister shit @chimney.bsky.social
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wait smart car the brand? or smart car as in one of those vehicles with a low-quality ipad built into the dash that โ€œdrivesโ€ around without a license

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