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slappylongballs.bsky.social@slappylongballs.bsky.social |
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The Grim Reaper
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The day Thomas Jefferson and John Adams both died was awkward Only Jefferson complained about the unfairness of it. As in all such situations, I reminded him, on the precipice of judgement and eternity, that he 𝘰𝘸𝘯𝘦𝘥 people Which quieted his grousing
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Some people are NEVER satisfied.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
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FRAMMIS 6649…
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This is how old-school social jamming works. Banksy has deep roots.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 23,1971
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So today I finished changing doctors, and I have to say it's kind of a pleasant change to speak with a medical professional who at least vaguely cares whether I live or die and doesn't laugh at inappropriate things. Or can at least pretend for a few minutes.
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Pixels Puddlefen
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Morty actually has a conscience, even if he ignores it from time to time. Thanks to exposure to Grandpa Rick, it's slowly atrophying however. Summer still has one, but she can shut it off at will if she needs to. She's ruthlessly practical. And practically ruthless.
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*Gazes at the Dead Space series balefully*
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We have flying cars, but we don't trust anyone enough to let them fly one, and we have AI but it sucks balls so we don't let them fly one either. Cancer still exists. We have treatments for almost everything but they will bankrupt you. We have a space station, and we're going to kill it around '30
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So it's like you took a Humvee, and then you took away all the GOOD parts of the Humvee (I'm sure it had some) and then called the resultant rolling automotive disaster the Cybertruck.
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This is Starfleet's best power couple, right here.
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gofund.me/9a58b9d9
Thanks to you all.
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Michachu
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Why am I still arguing politics with complete strangers online?
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Haus of Decline
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Will Quinn
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Daily bunny no.2528 is holding off the invasion
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BARF!
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The dog certainly thinks so.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
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A MOD DAY IN NANCY’S WORLD
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If it had been something more like a futuristic-looking Hummvee, we wouldn't be making as much fun of it. Instead, they decided to make something that looks like a cardboard prop from a fourth-grade play, or a REALLY cheap-looking sci fi television program from the '70s.
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I appreciate it, friend.
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Oh my 🤥 I hope you take care of yourself over there. Drink plenty of soup and keep yourself hydrated. Hopefully your senses of smell and taste return.
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I wish that you'd hurry up a bit and come for me.
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Some things are not meant for this world.
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C Hanna
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 21,1973
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I'm pretty sure that I'm an abandoned sketch.
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I guarantee that there's going to be a massive outcry about this from both antivaxxers, and from our resident Moral Authorities™.
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What if we're not lonely, we're just there for the porn?
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Patrick Montana
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Really? What were they dying of?
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Saucy Rick Havoc
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When times are tough, just remember..
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Truly, once in a generation comes a show that changes lives. This isn't that show. But it's still pretty damned awesome.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 22,1945
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Cwnidog 🍉🇵🇸
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George Moser
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gofund.me/9a58b9d9
I could really use the help, guys.
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Have you tried Panera Bread's danger lemonade? It's quite habit-forming. Also, potentially lethal.
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I find I don't want people to suffer. I'm human and fallible and, honestly, there aren't many crimes deserving of an eternity of suffering. Or any, since humans are finite and so is everything we do. But there are plenty of people I just wish would fucking stop what they're doing to others.
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And millions of people literally wept when he failed to get the GOP's nomination. This is your reminder that this country is filled with soulless, carious idiot-fucks whose sole motivations are greed and hateful spite.
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It occurs to me that the ecstatic thrill I get from listening to a new and wonderful piece of music I've never heard before is a sensation that this dickhead has never experienced and can't comprehend, and millions of people are just like him.
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"I'm not saying it's a piece of shit. I'm saying this thing will punch your wife in the face and rape your cat. Even merely looking at it fills me with an unreasoning fury and hatred. It should be burned, the designers locked away in a Turkish prison for the rest of their lives."
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 21,1968
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So I'm listening to M4 part 1 by Faunts, and it synced up perfectly with the animation. This means something.
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robocop lol
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