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i think victorian children are way more resilient than we give them credit for. there’s no way in hell an ipad kid could sweep a chimney.

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Joel Pelletier 🍩's avatar Joel Pelletier 🍩 @joelpelletier.bsky.social
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It's my understanding that an iPad can do anything, so they're probably good

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Freezasaurus 🍩🦖's avatar Freezasaurus 🍩🦖 @freezasaurus.bsky.social
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They weren't so resiliant to the cholera, though.

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cathryn's avatar cathryn @bsky.cathryn.cloud
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i mean a lot of them died. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you're coming from here but a lot of them did very much die

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Michael's avatar Michael @michaelscotthand.com
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They use their ipad to hire a local chimney sweep for low low rates

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Meanwhile, Microsoft kid are darn good sweeps.

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Jamie J's avatar Jamie J @slightlyflightyone.bsky.social
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sure they can just tie them to a long stick

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Lapsed Canadian's avatar Lapsed Canadian @lapsedcanadian.bsky.social
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All these memes about killing Victorian children would kill a Victorian child

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K____ B: new gender who dis's avatar K____ B: new gender who dis @wowcoolrobot.bsky.social
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i think they could handle a full bag of flavor blasted Doritos better than an ipad kid could handle, idk, gruel?

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Crungeoneer's avatar Crungeoneer @crungeoneer.bsky.social
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getting a time machine, putting zoomers to work down mine and killing them all immediately, while the victorian children take over the soft-ass future factory with their bare hands while singing chorus numbers "ain't found a dorito that could kiewl. mey. yet!"

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Nataly 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Nataly 🏳️‍⚧️ @nightpups.bsky.social
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Only the few iPad kids who played chimney sweep on iOS would make it. o7

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Ahmet Kamil Keleş's avatar Ahmet Kamil Keleş @ahmetkkeles.bsky.social
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Maybe they would if we convinced sweeping chimneys was a game every cool kids play.

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✨brit ✨'s avatar ✨brit ✨ @britculpsapp.bsky.social
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this is the future conservative tradwives want

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sea shanty stan account ⛵'s avatar sea shanty stan account ⛵ @anarchoshanties.bsky.social
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I'm pretty sure the avaverage victorian street urchin from east end would body a us marine

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Ada 🏳️‍⚧️ (0x520)'s avatar Ada 🏳️‍⚧️ (0x520) @sirwol.bsky.social
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Swipe to remove creosote.

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IBS of TikTok's avatar IBS of TikTok @blighttownnimby.bsky.social
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I feel like when people say that they're picturing a wealthy Victorian child

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