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time displaced dinoperson i paint plastic space monsters for fun he/they/oldguy

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Chris 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 (she/her)'s avatar Chris 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 (she/her) @shitposting.tubaterry.me
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There's a bakery up the street from me where they saw my email on an order and started drawing tubas on the bags. So I saved em for a year and made a collage for them. Which they then hung up and curated like a museum piece. I love em there and they're always happy to see me ❤️

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reads as a kid: ohay punworld remembers the series as i got older: ohay wait this is fucked up, on an upward-sliding scale the more i grow as a person learns about the author: ohay and this is why it's fucked up

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i'd like them to get to the internecine self-destruction stuff right away this time, skip the part where they're in full power

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lol, *i* don't have that issue *plays 555 hours of rimworld instead >______>

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deep purple permanently own montreux in my head but at least i know it's on the lake geneva shoreline

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i renounced my "yelling at the kids when i get old" club membership even as a genx like if i turn into the crustyass mfers i'm already fighting bc they broke the world, the kids can just kill me for my loot and resources

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tfw centrist means "i'm the shelf paper glued to the left side of a continually-right-sliding machine"

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is the nyt not doing enough in this case that you're picking up their slack like i get that you sold your souls and your shame, but that won't keep you off the machinegun wall of the guy you're caping for do some journalism for a change, are there any real reporters left in that husk of yours

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that was the era that first killed me out of the game, unironic space marine fans sad for me, but now that the ip is finally trying to clean up its interior stupid, the lightspeed acceleration of rules changes are killing me out again

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i remember when white stripes dropped "fell in love with a girl" and the dj on my local station would play it twice in a row

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first-gen lancers were way too boxy but their soundsystem was beyond compare

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how about "guy who threw vulnerable people under the bus to garner the votes of assholes and move the overton to the right a bit more" do you have a specific honorific to cover that

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but what if your snack WAS for dogs what then

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spy vs spy redux (2023)

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not me, i was in a tree until just now when i fell

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tell them that jackboots are more out of style than ever before

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i probably loled for 5 minutes the first time i read this one

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he keeps chickening out "i already died once and it sucked okay no, i couldn't see your house from there"

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they already threw trans folk under the bus for extra traction running the overton slide to absorb all but the loudest of the tories

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robot chicken vibes "i pledge allegiance, to the hag, of the united states of fart"

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this is when i start just eating handfuls of leaves

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lol the only losers of the 1812 war were the peeps in southern ontario when they got raided by each side's troops for supplies

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"if i radiate smug superiority hard enough, maybe someone in the last 3 centuries of history will finally shop in my marketplace of ideas that's how i win"

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peeps seeing clowns with chainsaws and loling at the clown part so tired of that, it's always someone with no skin in the immediate game my skin isn't white enough to dismiss the chainsaw no matter how big a clown they are

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they miss the hot-potato game they played with small-r, less ideologically driven right wingers back when that was more of a thing "you guys won't really do all that stuff, this is all sports theater right. you threaten, we chase back, nothing really changes. status quo achieved homie"

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lol, this is so crappily framed are there no more openings in sports journalism for these folks or is that the only template still allowed

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"did they know this oldguy was old before a week ago. did i know it" is a hell of a posit

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"i wouldn't fall for *that one" we say cleverly, not thinking that there's a scam purpose-built to catch just about anyone somewhere check yourself before you wreck yourself is always good advice

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american revolutionary leaders: woot kicked out the king newly-minted americans: yaaaay no more kings arl: now to use that same power for ourselves americans: wait what

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kill your heroes is a way of life i end up saying this so much i really should put it on a shirt or even a tattoo

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#gaslands car collecting

there are specialboy hot wheels out there, low-run collectible editions filtered into the main runs in the store

just know that i will unbox them, pull them apart and put guns and armor on them like any other, i do not care

toys are for playing with

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i want to see my smilin face on the cover of the beatles tome

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this is every second oldschool rpg background white guy raids last-gen media for near-Ripley's-level factoids and stereotypes about other folks as seasoning for their adventure soup

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reasons i can't move to ireland: ❌funds ❌lack of housing ❌difficulties with international immigration ❌rising intolerance ✔️trying to find food and it's all named different-ass things

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mfw i realized that every single piece of my modeling art was gonna hit the "i have just glued sticks and paper and garbage together i am a loser" stage but that primer stage where it becomes a cohesive thing, a coalescing form, and you see your vision past your own details and worry oh yeah

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the markers of the fallen and the lost will vanish of themselves through the natural order of things, they need no ushering

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hate when i poorly manifest my physically carried objects during a projection, the energy needs are so volatile got a rake stuck in a tree once but never gave anybody brain cancer tho

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