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the worm has turned
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The Ugly Machine
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Just a reminder, as a forever DM, if you ask me to include item descriptions with your commissions I'm happy to do so. They are legally binding and your DM has to honor them.
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militant, radicalized head
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It's where I belong. :(
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militant, radicalized head
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uhh *falters wow look at this rube
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militant, radicalized head
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The furry's friendship never faulters, it's true
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nattie winters
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i’m not a furry but ~10 years ago i decided i only wanted friends who wouldn’t judge me and that choice filled my life with wonderful loving people. incidentally, ~75% of those people are furries.
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militant, radicalized head
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they were cowards to cut it
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militant, radicalized head
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Please, Mr. Insane-o was my father's name. Call me Jeremy.
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militant, radicalized head
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Watched Derry Girls. I thought the episode where one of the girls accidentally kills another over a holographic Charizard and they blow up the body to conceal the crime and blame the IRA was pretty fucked up.
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militant, radicalized head
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damn. rip
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militant, radicalized head
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In the original script for "Up," when Carl loses his wife, he drinks himself to death and doesn't do any of the balloon stuff.
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militant, radicalized head
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It's pretty fascinating. History is not going to look back kindly on those who enabled this.
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militant, radicalized head
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lol really
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militant, radicalized head
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I've never forgiven myself for inventing the first nation state
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militant, radicalized head
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Blow it up with TNT
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militant, radicalized head
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it sucks either way because it has a front-facing garage.
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militant, radicalized head
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the only hot dog doctors recommend
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militant, radicalized head
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A Lorax killing party. A party where you get all your friends together to murder a Lorax
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militant, radicalized head
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If I were on Flight 93, things would've gone different. (Worse.)
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militant, radicalized head
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One ape to rule them all, one ape to bind them
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militant, radicalized head
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i'm listening
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militant, radicalized head
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think im gonna watch that next
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militant, radicalized head
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what if instead he were Imortadella Joe and he's got a lunch meat face
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militant, radicalized head
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Dear bed pistol,
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militant, radicalized head
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Watching the Steve Jobs biopic "Jobs" (2013). They shoulda strung this guy up in a gibbet cage when they had the chance.
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militant, radicalized head
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Maybe Biden's brain will heal itself and he'll get back to being a bad candidate for other reasons again.
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militant, radicalized head
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lol, damb
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militant, radicalized head
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he really does. don't get it
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militant, radicalized head
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that's why he won't see it coming
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militant, radicalized head
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A very UNhappy birthday to Nardwaur. I hate your gimmick. I will cut you in half with a bulldozer.
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militant, radicalized head
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Guy who thinks The Da Vinci Code and the hanky code are the same thing: "Personally, I would've cast someone other than Tom Hanks."
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militant, radicalized head
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tony soprano
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militant, radicalized head
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mr gorbachev tear off this foreskin
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militant, radicalized head
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Live Grogu dissection
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militant, radicalized head
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yanking a fresh version of you out of the cloning vat
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militant, radicalized head
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You kiss your mother with that ass
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militant, radicalized head
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so true
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militant, radicalized head
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wouldn't it be wild if I got my shit together haha I won't though
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militant, radicalized head
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hm.
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Meredith Rose
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Apparently the government of the Yucatán recently erected a Poseidon statue on one of their major beaches. It’s a very heavily Mayan area, where people still pray to Chaac, the god of rainfall. They’re now being slammed with 3 hurricanes and significant flooding, leading to memes like this
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militant, radicalized head
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I previously thought khive were some real posting psychos but they've really failed to seize the moment imo, I have lost all respect
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militant, radicalized head
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the Girl with the Rodney Matthews Elf Tattoo
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nattie winters
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i can offer no guidance for what we have to do to fix all of this, but i do enjoy reading the wikipedia article about how mussolini got strung up like a hog
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_o...
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militant, radicalized head
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Nothings Monstered
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Samuel R. Delany
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militant, radicalized head
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President Gianna Michaels
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militant, radicalized head
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Whispering the words "acromegalic scythian" to myself in the quiet moments
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militant, radicalized head
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terrible news, I just found out there are several gaming perverts already
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militant, radicalized head
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found some relics, thinking of becoming the gaming pervert and streaming a little
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nathan
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I'm really serious. how can you stop cutting bread in the middle and it starts regenerating into a single block
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