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Bryn
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Alicia, while playing Candy Crush: “you know, they have psychologists working for them… to get people. And it kind of hurts my feelings when I’m gotten”
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171 followers 85 following 344 posts
she/her // 28 // @nerdjpg.com is the love of my life
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Bryn
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Alicia, while playing Candy Crush: “you know, they have psychologists working for them… to get people. And it kind of hurts my feelings when I’m gotten”
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Bryn
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And I can make jokes about my wife’s boyfriend
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Bryn
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When Lana Said That Money is the Anthem of Success I Think She Meant That Even as Capitalism Decodes All Its Flows, It Forces Value & Meaning Into The Straitjacket of a Fetishized Money Form, Thereby Forcing Diverse Universes of Value Under the Imperial Rule of Its Singular Territorial Ritournelle
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Bryn
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Fan cam of RFK Jr set to Mitski “I Bet on Losing Dogs” send tweet
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Ahhhhh
@nerdjpg.com
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Money is the reason we exist Everyone knows it it’s a fact kiss kiss
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Bryn
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Not the faildaughter representation we need, but possibly that which we deserve, I fear
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Bryn
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You can tell the libs are in crisis because I haven’t even seen an attempt at bringing back the Dark Brandon Meme for One More Meme Cycle re: SCOTUS ruling. Simultaneously too on-the-nose given recent events, and a pipe dream, given his condition. Truly we live in dark times, as Brecht said
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Bryn
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? idk how is he holding it
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Me: Ok, I’ve been listening almost exclusively to Charli, and Arca, and Sega Bodega for weeks so I’m excited for this discover weekly Spotify: here’s your discover weekly full of melancholy pop songs made by women with the same mood disorder as you. Do you like it? Me: yeah, but what the fuck
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Bryn
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Put this into Dall-e as a prompt I dare you
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Bryn
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(If you wish, imagine I formatted this as the 3-panel David Lynch ‘Elaborate on that’ meme)
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Jana H-S (they/she)
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no bird is early. no bird is late. birds experience time in a way that you will not understand until this world is built anew. until we are free
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Jana H-S (they/she)
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the patron saint of always knowing how to make things worse and only doing it some of the time
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Bryn
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Ok but also, in many ways, she IS a cicada
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Bryn
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Girl who knows her fate was set in motion at the time of her birth, nearly 2 decades before she ever saw the light of day. Girl who knows her fate was set in motion at the dawn of time; or something like that. Girl who still wonders anyway if it all could have gone differently
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Bryn
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“Hey babe I think this top would look really good with your wings—“ *screeching of multitudes* “OK, OK, you’re right, I’m sorry, we can leave”
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Bryn
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Last one I swear
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Bryn
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Girl whose being is constituted entirely by the contradictory urges to slumber eternally in the dark earth and to feast and fuck a single glorious day in the sun. Girl who is no longer sure these urges are so contradictory after all.
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Bryn
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Girl who is actually A Plague of Locusts, but really hates how people fixate on that, so she really wishes you wouldn’t bring it up. Girl who is secretly an ancient primordial hunger to consummate and consume, to screech and sing and devour, to rend leaf from twig and pale flesh from carapace
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Bryn
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Girl who is Lowkey a Cicada but hates when you make a big deal over it
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Birthday tea
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Bryn
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Spending today celebrating the birthday of the consummate legend @nerdjpg.com, who also happens to be the love of my life!!! Happy Kirby Day to all who celebrate
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Bryn
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Wow!
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Bryn
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We did it, Joe!
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Bryn
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Happy birthday!!! 🎉🤖🎉😈🎉👽🎉
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Bryn
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Serving
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Bryn
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Just pretend I went to the trouble of doing the speech bubble meme with Bruno Latour saying this
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Bryn
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“After the revolution, we’ll all be invited to the meetings, comrade.” “But comrade, I hate meetings.” “After the revolution, comrade, you’ll like meetings”
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Alicia just mimed scribbling something on their hand and then smacked their palm against the side of their head and then looked at me and said “putting notes in my head”
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Ahhhhh
@nerdjpg.com
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Stevie nicks moment? ( @slimewave.me )
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Ahhhhh
@nerdjpg.com
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Everyone has that one bro who will not stop getting pregnant
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Bryn
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(I’m joking about Kindred being an isekai but I do think it might be a funny way to make nerds mad. Also, retroactively-applied genre rules are bad predictors of genre forebearance; Black Christmas remains THE proto-slasher despite violating most of the slasher tropes, and it’s a better film for it)
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Bryn
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Octavia Butler should be more recognized in regard to creating an earlier, edgier, more fragmented forerunner to the isekai genre Send Tweet
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Bryn
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Clearly you’ve never seen NBC Hannibal
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Bryn
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I love that my friends know they can always come to me for answers
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Bryn
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Exactly where my mind went
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Bryn
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Are you theorizing that he’s, y’know, a Friend of Brian Johnson?
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Bryn
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Me: I think my greatest strength is that I can do anything until I make a single mistake, at which point I collapse to the ground and become completely incapacitated and nonresponsive Job interviewer: Okay, but I think the original question was about your educational background Me: *collapses*
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Bryn
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There’s a ‘food grade’ pun somewhere in there it’s on the tip of my tongue
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I want just a glimpse into the timeline where my parents were aware enough to send me to a therapist as a kid. Like what would they say? “Ma’am, our tests say your son has a type of autistic faggotry that our taxonomies cannot comprehend. We’re going to feed him Ritalin and see if it gets Worse”
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Bryn
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Not my lucky day today
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Bryn
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Love that my brain is basically just a plinko board where I drop my meds in at the top and hope that they land on the “Motivation to do Literally Anything” slot at the bottom, great work, no notes, hats off to myself and my shrink
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Bryn
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If I stick toothpicks in you and sit you over a glass of water will u sprout ?
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Ahhhhh
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Take this liberals
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Bryn
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Alicia was going through YouTube shorts and a video of Gene Wilder just talking popped up and they yelled and jumped back ?
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Bryn
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that’s The Impression That I Get *horn riff*
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Bryn
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Ok what if instead of Mannequin Pussy it was stylized like Manic! In (the) Pussy ... just a thought.
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