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Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃@slurpjuice.bsky.social |
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Factotum. Dong lover.
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Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃
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One time I got summoned to help fight patches and I overloaded him with frenzy flame and he died. I felt bad but also laughed very very hard.
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Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃
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I had more fun with late game faith. The frisbees and Elden stars are a blast.
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Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃
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I love the cat mask.
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Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃
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Rock sling go brrrrrr
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Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃
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Wait until you hear about an entire zone dedicated to periods.
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Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃
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Premium premium premium go ad free in for you
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Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃
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Feeding a blind girl grapes seems harmless enough.
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Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃
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Got an idea to make a fortune at the Minnesota State Fair
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Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃
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You put the pal in pallits
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Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃
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Part of me wants to believe this isn’t about the debate. And that part is gonna love watching him use the bully pulpit.
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Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃
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Nope. Didn’t assign anyone to come up with talking points for the very likely Biden-shits-his-diaper scenario. Her after debate interviews were muddled and had 0 punch.
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Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃
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I don’t get the complaints about difficulty. I’ve been beating bosses for people all day. The game is pretty easy when you summon two more people to help.
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Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃
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Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃
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She left the car running with the a/c and was texting her all day. This is such tragic desperation. Child care should be free in this country.
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Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃
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Ben Horst (bluecheck.jpg)
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Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃
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We’re just being ageist to suggest Biden is a bad candidate. Never mind the fact that the debate was literally elder abuse.
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Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃
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Good lord they’re turning bsky into the Fraiser of social media
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Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃
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At this point all of the leading dems are so generic that you could swap any of them into this loser ticket and crater brained libs will be clapping like seals.
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Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃
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I tried once and passed out in my hotel by 9.
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Ian Miles Schlong
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Joe Biden has no ass whatsoever and maybe that’s what’s been holding him back as a candidate. Somebody better get that man some ass shots or a BBL before he hits the campaign trail this season.
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Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃
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Listen to voters? My god can you imagine if people got what they voted for? The whole system would collapse!
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Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃
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Sanders had them sweating with his fundraising machine. Avg donation less than $200 and he was keeping up with Clinton’s corporate bundlers. Of course they had to out their foot on the scale.
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Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃
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Why does she look like an Elden ring boss?
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Timothy Burke
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heartbreaking. this was probably my favorite part of visiting Seattle. Now instead of being accessible to people it'll all be parted out to rich people's collections. www.xda-developers.com/living-compu...
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Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃
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This is devastating.
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Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃
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Watched the Harris interview afterwards. Totally unprepared. So not once in the last 4 weeks did she think to task an aide to come up with talking points for the very this likely scenario. Embarrassing
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Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃
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Uncanny valley nutcracker selling you placebos
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Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃
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Every time I hear about Charlie I think about his miraculous recovery youtu.be/C1GNB0e-qes?...
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Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃
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How are the people so poorly prepared all of the time. Like no one was told to figure out talking points if Biden shits the bed weeks ago?
She’s got the political instincts of a rotten carp.
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Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃
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Most democrats resent doing anything a non mega PAC donor tells them to do.
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Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃
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Got to make up for all the inmates lost to cannabis legalization.
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Al Yankovic
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Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃
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Maybe we can finally get the Harris / Clinton ticket we’ve all been waiting for.
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Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃
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Like the family feud X would be great. Survey says…
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Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃
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Not everyone lives in CA or is hooked into west coast politics.
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Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃
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Yeah it’s def racism and not that I hate transphobic cops.
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Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃
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Debates don’t matter. Hillary “won” her debates and still lost the election.
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Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃
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Yup. Name one policy that’s uniquely Harris’s. She’s a blob of nothing with a history of being a right wing policy cop.
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Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃
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On the flip side the immediate sexism defense of a disgusting cop is just as ridiculous. She doesn’t get a pass just because she’s a black woman.
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Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃
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This isn’t a serious conversation if you can’t see Harris has no juice. She’s got no name recognition. No platform. She’s a cardboard cut out. It doesn’t matter to me. Biden will run and probably win. Harris will run in 2028 and completely tank because she’s fucking terrible.
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Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃
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Let’s not forget Harris is an odious transphobe and a cop.
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Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃
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Play to win*
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Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃
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Irrelevant. The question is how electable Harris is. The answer based on her past performance is she isn’t. You’re playing the fairness game that got us Hillary Clinton as a candidate. It was “her turn.” If you to win, Harris is not it.
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Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃
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Probably because when she ran for votes in a primary she got destroyed. She’s only in that position because she got picked by Biden. She’s got 0 charisma and the political instincts of hillary Clinton.
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Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃
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Friedman is just making sure voters know neither of these presidents knows how to install the iOS 18 beta. They’re out of touch.
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Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃
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She has less charisma than Hillary Clinton. She would absolutely lose.
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Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃
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Bold of Biden to throw away the cat lovers vote.
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Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃
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Biden forgot to refresh his Baldachin’s Blessing.
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Slurp Juice Magnate 🧃
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Remember when you didn’t need an area code to call your friends.
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