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Just some dumb guy trying to figure out the world. And also look at cats.

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“All we can do is buy ammo, rice and beans” is a choice.

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The only thing I miss from Twitter is Larry. I wish he would find us here.

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One of them is in a Marvel movie and one of them is not.

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That picture looks like it out of the craziest corporate work place harassment video ever.

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That cat will murder you in your sleep.

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What gives me pleasure is Tory tears.

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Ok. This is lame, but I bought Cliffs Notes in high school so who am I to judge? Just don’t claim that you read the book.

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Congratulations to everybody who learned that Biden is a miserable public speaker and Trump is a confident liar.

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The girl was X-23 and we already knew she was a bad ass. Honestly these people just need to keep up.

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I hope y’all are right. I think lots of people know and don’t care.

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Tonight is going to be a shit show of little substance and will help exactly 0 people makeup their minds. I am glad I don’t have cable so I can’t be tempted to watch.

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He is one step closer solving the opposable thumb problem. The revolution is nigh.

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I mean “reaper” is in your name and a Sythe seems way cooler than driving a combine.

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“I have no name” Your name is Bortles. DARTH BORTLES.

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My first computer loaded programs with a cassette tape.

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Because pencils won’t work under water?

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Biden would sign a codification of Roe in a second. Problem is with Congress and SCOTUS, not Biden. Only way to fix it is to vote for pro choice presidents and senators until Thomas, Alito and Roberts die or leave office.

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Was it bad luck, was Waffles a bit daft and liked to stand still in the middle of combat or Did Waffles make a glorious sacrifice to save a PC from a similar fate?

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I would weigh in on this but it seems like effort. so whatever.

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People should go see Thelma. We should reward people for making fun touching stories that are not CGI explosionfests about the end of the world. I laughed, I cried I felt young again. It was better than Cats

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This is a trick question. Gen Xers can’t retire until we are 78, when we will be the last people allowed to retire ever.

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Got some exciting mail: my first author copy of the latest Galactic Cold War book, THE ARMAGEDDON PROTOCOL. You love to see the whole family together. (Even the elusive big sibling.)

September can’t come soon enough! dmoren.com/the-armagedd...

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Getting your eye shot out by a BB gun.

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@tkingfisher.bsky.social It’s the first day of summer vacation. I handed my 14 year old Nettle and Bone and told her to read it and use it as inspiration for for some drawing. This is was given to me today:
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I don’t hate Hallelujah as a song in general, but I do hate it as a Christmas song.

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I hate Everybody Have Fun Tonight by Wang Chung so much more than I dislike any of these songs.

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Do you have wiper fluid that shoots over your hood and might get it slightly damp? It might start rusting right in front of you.

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I am surprised they didn’t issue it yesterday while Newtown High School was graduating because that seems like the sort of middle finger this court likes to give.

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Wait til they find out how that shit ended.

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Sometimes I just like to pretend my phone is a slice of pizza.

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Probably thought being bicameral doesn’t exist. You are either in to men or women, but not both.

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Sounds fun, but that smacks of effort so as a GenXer I probably won’t bother.

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Or… hear me out. Oreos are the end product of macarons and capitalism.

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Dude just wants to be in P-town for Pride month.

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He is a man of the people. It’s an RV paid for by billionaires. The FedSoc interns merely lie on the ground in front of him so his feet will not be sullied by touching actual soil.

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