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Obi Wan Kenoblerone@somewelshmook.bsky.social |
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone
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I appreciate you trying to comfort me, but 45 mins to change some guitar strings is just daft, I'm a wreck Ok, night Tru, I need to sleep now, I gotta be in Bristol tomorrow and it's the last fuckin thing on earth I wanna do right now
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone
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Oh thank fuck I'm done. That felt like it took forever
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone
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I'm getting there
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone
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Ok, all I gotta do now is tune this bitch and I can finally go to sleep
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone
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1 to go
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone
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Still got 2 strings to go, you would not believe the pig's arse I'm making of this relatively straightforward endeavour
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone
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I just somehow managed to wrap the g string around the d string's peg and it's taken me the last 10 minutes to undo it Fuck my life
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone
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I just wanna go to sleep and I have 3 strings to go If I didn't have a gig tomorrow I wouldn't bother, but I either do it now or my strings will be going out of tune for the entire set
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone
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Shitfaced at 5 in the morning is not the optimal time to be changing your guitar strings, I admit
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone
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I fucking hate restringing guitars
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone
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Clearly. That's so bizarrely specific as to be undeniable
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone
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Oh fuck, I just remembered I have to restring my guitar cos I have a gig tomorrow I fucking hate restringing guitars, it's such a ballache, and I was just about to go to sleep
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone
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Also, 'Tequila' is an excellent suggestion, I can see how that would work
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone
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That's wild. What are the odds on that?
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone
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Seriously? You also think of My Sharona to get rid of earworms? Normally when I tell people that they look at me like I'm out of my fuckin mind
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone
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That it is. My way of dealing with earworms is to think of 'My Sharona', and for some reason it's like wiping the hard drive, after a minute or so the earworm goes away That or Rhapsody In Blue
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone
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I have a horrible suspicion it's gonna be stuck in my head for days. It's literally playing as I type this
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone
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And there's Bronson Pinchot, the circle is complete, I can fall asleep now
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone
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I had that thought too
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone
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Oh my god, even Taggart is till going
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone
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Paul Reiser! Judge Reinhold, for fuck's sake! Haven't seen that dude since I was a kid, and I'm fuckin old now If Bronson Pinchot doesn't show up I'm gonna be very disappointed
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone
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My main takeaway from the new Beverly Hills Cop movie so far is 'I'm just glad most of these guys are still alive'
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone
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Kinda ironic how so many of the people saying that Biden is too old and mentally incapable to be president are big Reagan fans
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Faine Greenwood
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I for one am pretty fixated on not having to spend even more years of my life wondering if Donald fucking Trump is going to deploy nuclear weapons
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Alex Newhouse
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Trump's supporters pre-Jan 6 spent months sharing blueprints for guillotines and gallows, planning chemical weapons attacks on the tunnels beneath the white house, and discussing the most painful ways to kill Pence, Pelosi, and Schiff. Trump egged them on. I personally don't want round 2.
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Faine Greenwood
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I mean, Trump is an insane felon rapist and a lot of people still voted for him. There’s no rule that says we have to honorably give a shit about if our candidate comes off as slightly addled, especially when we’ve got a perfectly good VP who can take over as soon as he makes it past the post.
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Craig M. Ranapia
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Look, if a chain smoker hiding the chronic and degenerative heart disease that would eventually kill him in office and a geriatric bipolar alcoholic could haul our arses through an actual World War... Just saying.
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone
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I'm watching it right now, and UK election coverage is more like being at the most boring PTA meeting in history, if PTA meetings had equally boring people providing commentary on all the boring things that were happening
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone
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Before we all get too carried away, let's just reflect on the fact that Nigel Farage is actually a fucking MP now
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone
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Hooray, the shit sandwich got more votes than the shit sandwich with broken glass in it
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone
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Yup. Woohoo. I'm sure this will make everything better
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone
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The headline in the Guardian right now is 'Tories Braced For Massacre', and while ending up with Keir Starmbot is scant comfort, it feels undeniably good to see those cousin-fucking aliens get their asses handed to them
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Shiv Ramdas
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Rishi Sunak did to the Conservative Party what England once did to India. Legend.
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone
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Shrek's Labyrinth
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone
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They Shoot Shreks, Don't They?
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone
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The Shrek, The Thief, His Wife, And Her Lover
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone
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I was thinking that Shrek would be Ulysses, but you're right, Donkey would be way more fitting
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone
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The Last Temptation Of Shrek
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone
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12 Angry Shreks
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone
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The more I think about it, the more perfect it sounds
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone
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Either that or O Shrek, Where Art Thou?
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone
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Citizen Shrek
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Osita Nwanevu
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I wrote about the election and the American project. www.ositanwanevu.com/will-america...
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone
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So what you wanna do is buy some eggs and just leave em ripen somewhere for a few months, and only then do you pelt their cars with them
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone
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I now realise I did not think this through very thoroughly
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone
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Ah shit. Better put a potato in everyone's exhaust pipe, just to be sure
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone
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Ugh. Put a potato in their exhaust pipe
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone
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A surfeit of dipshits in this ludicrous fuckin country I meet em every day, parrotting bullshit they heard on GB News, or Joe Rogan, or from their mate in the pub
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone
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Fuck fireworks
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Obi Wan Kenoblerone
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Sold!
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