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by god it's the morning post alright

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this is one of the posts of all time!

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CUM! It's pornotime to the Go Off Kings Social Media and Youtube!And here its, the Post of the Day!Dumping backward to the night post? Later in tonight? #Westaytuned. Tooned, that is. Like Bron "big" Bunny. He'scumstomer. The current do = 105153AM Central. Cum! get your gaming brookie šŸ«¦šŸ«¦ tWiTcH

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The Goo Crew becomes... the Good Crew?! We will, with YOUR help! šŸ«µ Come watch us play Lethal Company all day and raise money for the Palestine Children's Relief Fund - we're already at over $7000 raised in 30 minutes! Wow! www.twitch.tv/gooffkings

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I genuinely believe the people who were in charge at Boeing should be e******d in front of their CEO peers. The only way to break this cycle is to put the fear of god in these depraved freaks at the top.

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had 22/23 Oscar predictions right, everything except Emma Stone winning. I thought Lily Gladstone would (and should) win, but Stone was also amazing. Poor Things and KotFM probably my top 2 overall

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finally beat a run in Balatro and itā€™s like an immeasurable weight has been lifted off me. I have not known such peace. I am levitating

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Columbo-san: ...there's just one more thing... Columbo Villain: [eyes enlarge, huge bead of sweat appears] NANI?!

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not a KISS fan? no problem! if you are a REAL man perhaps David can entice you with this stage-worn Village People jock strap

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sorry fellas, you can buy the pubes but the sexxy Paul Stanley poster is for LADIES ONLY

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anyone in the market for some Paul Stanley pubes? David in Taunton has you covered. a bargain at only $50 for vintage black AND new gray. NOT to be used for cloning

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How can one man have so much swag? Because heā€™s no man.

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Iā€™ve just learned Taco Bell discontinued the Fiesta Veggie Burrito, Iā€™m in mourning. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

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I have been hired as the new coach of the New England Patriots. My first order of business? Weā€™re going to stop using that silly pointed oval ball. Balls are supposed to be round.

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Fetterman is like one of those guys who gets struck by lightning and can suddenly play the piano, except he had a stroke and went pro-genocide

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there are many reasons for me to enjoy living in Massachusetts, but over the next year the most important one is going to be that my vote for president literally does not matter

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I am straight up never going to Providence for the next 3+ months lmao

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Guaraldi is obviously goated, but this is really the Christmas album I can't live without

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a thing I always come back to re:9/11 is the idea of ā€œwillful ignorance.ā€ everything was right there yet along the way multiple people had to go ā€œsurely not!ā€ itā€™s what makes conspiracies so juicy because was the willfulness just a product of hubris or something sinister. same thing happening here

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nearly 2.5 hours on hold to get to a real person to essentially ask one question about something there was no information on their website on, have them go "yeah, just need this form" and have it finished in less than 5 minutes. it's like they got Jigsaw to do their customer relations

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if Dante had to navigate student loan payments he would've added a 10th circle of hell

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The architectural consistency of 60's Southeastern Massachusetts Technological Institute (now UMass Dartmouth). /r/brutalism

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his name may be Martin Short, but thereā€™s no Short-age of laughs when Iā€™m watching his masterful comedic performances

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the plan? we write a lengthy screed about my supposed hatred of martin short, kicking off a backlash wave of public appreciation and critical reappraisal for the beloved actor's work, eventually leading to a HD remaster of the jiminy glick show

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you can't make me learn what's going on around this website. I get zapped with the MIB pen every time I close the tab. it's also making me very stupud

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A fun bit I've been doing for myself for over a decade now is leaving eBay feedback in the form of a movie review. Why say "great seller" when you can say "A gripping, tour de force of e-commerce. Roger Ebert calls it a 'thrilling joyride' and gives it 'two thumbs up.'"

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Twitter has announced they are getting rid of blocks. If only they could get rid of the blockheads on there!!

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one of the best things you can do for yourself is make a nice sandwich and eat it

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