Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social

Libra: The anesthesia will wear off a tiny bit and you'll hear the surgeon say, "Oh my God." But when you wake up you’ll be told everything went well.

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Richard Willis @elephande.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 01:35 UTC

So goddamn glad I read this tonight and not two Sundays ago. 😂

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The Creatively Maladjusted @tyrotcm.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 01:11 UTC

Look up table death.

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