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Dak
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I may not be popular online, but offline I'm also not popular
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Dak
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I may not be popular online, but offline I'm also not popular
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CHOAM Nomsky đź’
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Oh boy, $150,000!
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Viktor Winetrout
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They’re not teardrops, they’re acorns. For every druid I killed
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Sorrowscopes
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THE NEW SORROWSCOPES ARE HERE! TELL YOUR FRIENDS. TELL YOUR ENEMIES. TELL THE WEIRD GUY AT 7-ELEVEN WHO WORKS THE HOT DOG ROLLER
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Aries: Even the voices in your head are annoying.
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Taurus: Crippling melancholy and chill.
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Gemini: Half of you wants to see the world. Half of you wants to change it. All of you is gonna get too drunk and order a cat bed online.
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Sorrowscopes
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Cancer: Love is waiting for you around the next corner. Or possibly the cops. Either way, be careful.
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Leo: The Alternate Universes you imagine consider you a god. A terrible, capricious, cruel god who cannot be worshiped, only feared.
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Virgo: When all your other memories have succumbed to the ravages of time and biology, what you do today will still be there with you. Make it count. Hug a child. Have a nice meal. Piss in your neighbor's gas tank. Whatever makes you smile.
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Sorrowscopes
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Libra: Today would be a perfect day to look into getting a fake passport.
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Sorrowscopes
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Scorpio: Today you will discover what the "it" refers to when people say "It's raining." This will be your last discovery.
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Sagittarius: They say the wind from a single butterfly can change the course of history. They are morons and butterfly worshippers.
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Capricorn: You will discover a briefcase buried in your yard. Inside are hundreds of pictures of you sleeping.
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Aquarius: Everyone feels like they’re being pulled in two directions at one time or another. In your case, it will be by two horses running in opposite directions.
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Sorrowscopes
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Pisces: You wouldn’t happen to have some garlic, a crucifix, and a wooden stake by any chance?
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Sorrowscopes
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THE NEW SORROWSCOPES ARE HERE! TELL YOUR FRIENDS. TELL YOUR ENEMIES. TELL THE HEADLESS BOG WITCH WHO CRIES FOR VENGEANCE
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Aries: Scientists will finally discover why you cry so much.
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Taurus: The first step to forgiveness is crushing your enemies. Actual forgiveness comes later.
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Gemini: You will win a hovercraft! That's right, every Gemini in the world gets a free hovercraft this week. Chaos will ensue.
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Sorrowscopes
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Cancer: You will create more unnecessary drama this week. Yaaay.
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Sorrowscopes
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Leo: Love is in the air. Unfortunately, it’s toxic in concentrated amounts. Side effects include laughter & writing letters.
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Sorrowscopes
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Virgo: Your life is like a puzzle: It's in pieces, and children get bored with it easily.
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Sorrowscopes
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Libra: The anesthesia will wear off a tiny bit and you'll hear the surgeon say, "Oh my God." But when you wake up you’ll be told everything went well.
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Sorrowscopes
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Scorpio: You will meet the love of someone else's life today. You will never know the happiness you prevented
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Sagittarius: You're not a ghost, everyone besides that creepy kid is just sick of your bullshit.
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Capricorn: There are two kinds of Capricorn: The tank-bred homunculi born of sickness and rot, and the mutant android super soldiers we built to defeat them.
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Sorrowscopes
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Aquarius: “Swallowed by the World’s Biggest Snake” is not how you hoped to become famous.
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Sorrowscopes
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Pisces: Today colors seem brighter, life seems better. You've either got a budding romance, or we've installed the chip in your neck.
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Sorrowscopes
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THE NEW SORROWSCOPES ARE HERE! TELL YOUR FRIENDS. TELL YOUR ENEMIES. TELL THE MAN IN THE YELLOW HAZMAT SUIT WHO’S COLLECTING YOUR BLOOD SAMPLE
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Sorrowscopes
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Aries: Nothing can stop you from achieving your dreams, except reality.
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Taurus: Summer fashions are here but don’t let that distract you from the inevitable death of the universe.
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Gemini: There’s a big, bright, beautiful world out there just waiting for you to defile it.
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Cancer: That long lost friend isn't calling you to catch up; they're calling to see if the hitman they hired has gotten you yet.
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Sorrowscopes
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Leo: We’re not going to sugar coat it: Bigfoot WILL steal your car this week.
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Virgo: Your subscription to reality has been cancelled. If you feel this has been done in error, text HELP to the burning eyes in the darkness of The Void.
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Libra: The good news is that you will live a long life. The bad news is that you'll outlive every dream you ever had.
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Scorpio: If at first you don't succeed, do not try again. Government agents will be informed of your failures, and the evidence buried at sea.
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Sagittarius: Your mentor is plotting something. You are becoming too powerful. Put new batteries in your lightsaber.
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Capricorn: Stop beating up on yourself emotionally. You're as bad at that as you are at everything else.
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Sorrowscopes
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Aquarius: Go wild, be rebellious, live your best life. No one is really paying attention to you anyway- not since the “incident."
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Sorrowscopes
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Pisces: Things have not been easy for you lately. Is it because you failed to share a chain email with 10 of your closest friends back in 2004? The stars would say yes.
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Hi, it’s Abby. Yep.
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🎵It’s June! 🎵
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Sorrowscopes
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i really wanted to see that
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Sorrowscopes
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please. make it happen
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Sorrowscopes
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thank you
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