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Sparkapus Human

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That's Sparkapus! His human is more tolerant, less sharp. Alt text: profile pic is a beautiful tabby lying upside down in orange comforter showing only his face. Banner pic is tall reeds in a dried lake bed, brightly illuminated by the evening sun.


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I was half expecting the sauce to be melted cheese or chopped up jalapenos. But ranch and hot sauce do go great together! I'm not sure about the texture of those things once you get past the first crunchy-ish bite.

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1,2 3,4 Burger, Burger patty, Chicken Burger, Patty Melt

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We used to have both zip and jaz. If memory serves, the zip drives were pretty reliable, but the jaz not so much.

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It's also not like average Canadian WANT the forest fires. Although it's been okay lately around here, the recent summers with the apocalyptic orange skies, and the starless nights are depressing and anxiety laden.

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What is it about the tangential observation that makes you think they want you to feel shitty?

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Biden can now shoot Trump in the head in the middle of times square without fear of prosecution. 💯 an official act of protection of the U.S.

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Me too! Most active fireflies I've seen in Alberta probably. It seems like a crapshoot when they are out, but July 1st long weekend seems like a good bet, weather permitting. And location obviously.

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That makes more sense, and true to his form. I didn't realize he was open about it though. My fuzzy recollection was that he stated he kept it a secret from his wife... or was it Clara mentioned. I have to read that book again. (disjointed as I found it) Thanks for your clarification!

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I have been a fanboy of MT for as long as I can remember. Question about the 100 year delay for his auto biographical writing: Is it likely due to his deep guilt and acknowledgment of accidentally exposing his child to the cold, possibly causing his death days later? That part was so sad.

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"...the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons."

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None Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

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If money isn't a concern at all, you can get the best cuts of meat at a restaurant that you can't get at a grocery store. Having cooked some good steaks at home, I wasn't a true believer of this until a waiter friend of mine offered up some take home from a ritzy restaurant. (magnifique!)

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Time for a disk check if it's repeating commonly but not consistently? (looks like a corrupt file to me)

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But the greatest felon. Never seen a felon as felonious as him.

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Does this seem like a relatively quick decision? (I'm hopeful that it is, which seems like a good thing for the prosecution.) But, much like Jon Snow...

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What's your angle? Who's baby is that? I'll buy that.

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James Branch Cabel made a career of that one.

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Old enough to remember an episode of C.H.I.P.S. where the mystery of the horrible accident was eventually discovered to be a truck carrying mirrors.

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In an op-ed, however, Rep. Raskin argues the Justice Department can petition the other 7 Supreme Court justices to “require Justices Alito & Thomas to recuse themselves not as a matter of grace but as a matter of law.”
www.nytimes.com/2024/05/29/o... This law professor is worth reading, as always.

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Tesla "Good ol' boys" doesn’t seem a stretch.

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Lol... read the alt a bit late. Was also thinking Sea-Lab initially.

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Otter, Labrador of the Sea.

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I used to eat a metric crap load of Pillsbury mini pizzas, and then couldn't look at them for years. When I had a craving years later... they stopped making them. 😥 Dr.Oetker's is a little similar in taste if not size. But just not quite as good imho

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Because most with power interpret "Never Again", in the most idiotic, short-sighted, and selfish way.

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This may be the hardest line Albini ever wrote, and it's one we should remind ourselves of whenever anyone says they're anti-woke or uses woke as a perjorative.

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Leaf blowers, and in my city... the police helicopter joyriding for hours any sunny summer day. Gotta get those hours in to bloat that budget.

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This is by far, the most unconvincing argument I've ever seen from such a reputable hat.

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I can believe Trump having a painting of Melania with Dan Quayle at Mar-A-Lago. Why not?

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Tyler Childers and Zach Bryan... country or folk? (I'm a newish fan of both)

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Please don't mind my note to find this back (on a larger screen)

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Keep it up Fiona! You're doing fantastic!

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The first time is always going to be confusing. The first time my sister (in the arts/early adopter) used it with me, I questioned the arbitrary element. If in keeping with cutlery, it should have at least been forks. Does anyone ever run out of spoons? I always am looking for forks.

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*eye roll* I'm hardly being defensive about a *self effacing* joke.

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Isn't that one of the inalienable rights in your constitution? Certainly personal if not federal.

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Love the card but... If someone else printed your card, they were likely offended by the use of the thin white borders. Either go full bleed, or make the borders thicker so imperfect cuts aren't obvious. And if you printed those cards yourself, on some cheap ass home printer. Well...

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For some unknown reason, the ones we have always have ants crawling in/on them.

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Aditya Mukerjee 🦦 🏳️‍🌈's avatar Aditya Mukerjee 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @chimeracoder.bsky.social
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Biden has the chance to do the funniest thing possible

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Alito's interpretation of the statute is clearly political and disingenuous. His removing the woman/individual is consistent for ignoring the structure of the wording. His argument seems like a ransom note with bits and pieces cut out of different chunks of the statute.

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I experienced 'deafening silence', and it's pretty remarkable. It was the middle of winter and the middle of nowhere. (Alberta Canada). No wind, no birds or animal life, no traffic. If you stopped dead still and quiet, the eardrums relaxed and became painful. Still memorable 30+ years later.

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This is correct. @scalzi.com subset of eating order of the last set is correct as well, in the sense that the final order is deeply personal with no wrong answers except not eating brown first and green last.

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people trying to get cops to shoot teachers

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thanks for the reminder... and yeah... Nenshi because, well, Calgary. Seems like a no-brainer if we want to avoid more of the god-awful current regime.

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I enjoy the wannabe crime reporting. Person 1: Average build, black jacket Person 2: same height , dark jacket , running shoes

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How often is Walt's hygiene questioned?

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new Billy Joel just dropped?

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Snow Crash was for me, the easiest of his books to absorb. I enjoy the historical references in his books, but I did find they (or I) seemed to get more dense with later publications. Another great author with historical references: Ada Palmer. She's fantastic. Mycroft Canner > Jack Shaftoe

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