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Popcornbender Spatch

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some guy showed up at the box office tonight asking for the crystal ballroom and when he turned around to go out the back of his shirt read in big bold letters I FUCK LIKE A CHAMP only the fabric was folded as he turned so I read it as I FUCK LIKE A CHIMP and had to take a big swig of soda stat

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Oh no bonobo boy

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