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Popcornbender Spatch

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Writer/old-time radio actor/roller coaster rider/CAT TOWN guy/funy computar maker/etc. Wrote Pick Up The Phone Booth and Die once. Married and we have a cat. Doing cool stuff for the Somerville Theatre. He/him/they. Hi


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you can post a pic of a random rock in the woods with "IYKYK..." and you can get people going "good times" and "if these trees could talk" and then people just randomly tag their friends in

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think I'm gonna go round to some of the local nostalgic facebook sites and throw down random images and just caption them with "IYKYK..."

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Mx. "900 ft." JS Carter Gilson // 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Mx. "900 ft." JS Carter Gilson // 🏳️‍⚧️ @jscartergilson.caviaporcell.us
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I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

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having a wonderful wednesday and I sincerely hope you are doing much, much better

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ANYWAY I AM SCREAMING INTO THIS FUCKING VOID AND THAT'S FINE BUT THIS IS ALSO DROWNED OUT BY POINTLESS POLITICAL TAKE-SHITTING WITH A HEAPING HELPING OF DOOM AND GLOOM HEY KIDS HERE'S HOW WE'RE ALL GONNA BE KILLED LOL FUCK ALL THIS FUCK EVERY SINGLE OUNCE OF THIS

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The phone is a fucking torture device, an instrument of abuse Phone rings and it means someone is screaming at me STOP TRYING TO THINK STOP TRYING TO MANAGE PAIN STOP EVERYTHING AND BE FORCED TO TALK TO ME TO ME TO ME IMMEDIATELY IMMEDIATELY FUCK YOU I CANNOT TALK

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jesus h tapdancing christ on a pogo stick with mary and the saints standing around in a circle clapping in time WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE INTERNET TO MAYBE NOT CONSTANTLY REMIND ME PEOPLE ARE SELFISH, IGNORANT, STUPID FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT CAUSE LORD KNOWS I GET THAT REMINDER REPEATEDLY ON MY OWN

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sorry i asked if the photo of your kid was “that fucked up AI stuff”

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Hi I’m the UI designer of Outlook 365. The “flag email as important” and “delete email” buttons are six pixels away from one another because I hate myself and my job and I’m taking it out on you, the consumer. Enjoy your 365 experience and remember: I hate you.

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Wrote about the bootleg original translation of RPGMaker 2000 that spawned a whole subculture and frenzy of games-making before the software was even officially available in the west www.otherstrangeness.com/2024/07/09/r...

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don miguel deserved a write-up, thank you

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holy hell why does maple story on steam require over 30 gigs what have they expanded into

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no trust me, i'm perfectly stable enough to pilot the mech. i promise i will use it safely and not for mech pornography

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We stayed at an Airbnb with a massive gas leak and the owner kept blaming the previous occupants for making "ethnic food". We ended up calling the gas company, which found 3 major leaks while we were packing up to escape. The way Airbnb handled it we couldn't leave an honest review

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...and all the mods and posters will look up and shout "Apologize for a post!"... ...and I'll look down, and whisper "no."

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when people are expressing anger and disappointment because an artist whose work they really liked turned out to be a creep it's a cool move to make sure everyone knows you never liked that artist's work in the first place, always remind people that you're better than them when they are feeling low

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what I look like scrolling social media

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The.Simpsons.s4e12.Marge.vs.the.Abigail.avi's avatar The.Simpsons.s4e12.Marge.vs.the.Abigail.avi @popeguilty.bsky.social
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I'm just saying Dinotopia has got to smell terrible

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all yours, charnushka charnushka charnushka-ya-ya

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third itch-scratchin' game world of warcraft on a private WOTLK 3.3.5 server is certainly not a diablo-like but it sure does scratch a whole bunch of itches once you get all the proper addons of course plus it means I can make characters like this belf priest and this gnome with the classic name

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second isometric game had divinity: original sin hanging around in my steam acct, can't remember how I got it but I'm trying it out light on the combat so far and a whole lotta roleplaying in my RPG I can make my two characters argue and then settle things thru rock-paper-scissors, innovation

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not anymore

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trying to scratch the diablo arpg itch cos I can't play blizz games at the moment the old favorite: torchlight 2 is pure dopamine gold, a great shoot-loot-n-scoot with an act structure I enjoy returning to, like a favorite book of sorts but it turns my laptop into a hot plate

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MARTY McFLY: [standing in a pair of untied sneakers] I thought you said these would tie themselves KID WHO THINKS PLAYING VIDEO GAMES WITH YOUR HANDS IS FOR BABIES: You gotta subscribe to them first, duh

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I (22M) seem likely to be patient zero in the next Zombie Apocalypse. My partner (21F) has locked herself in the bathroom with a baseball bat. Should I be concerned? UPDATE it's my practice bat, not the signed one.

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joel: well sirs my invention this week answers the question of what you get a friend and slash or loved one who loves walking sticks and the finery of hand-blown glass tom: perfect for any pacifist who loves a bit of the ol' emerald isle joel: the dale chihuly shillelagh, show em crow crow: oops

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sunday blue laws were abolished a while ago in this state but that doesn't stop the local stop & shop from closing early on sundays so that we may all attend I dunno night church or something

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oh crumbs the alt text fell off my brain so that gif above is of carl weathers in arrested development advising david cross that he can have a stew going

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we are still making music meatier bone pots-n-brothery

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blind melon wrapped in prosciutto

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make music meatier Tom "T-Bonier" Stankus

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aux armes, citoyens formez vos battaillons marchons, marchons

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prominent winemom from the top rope

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💀 💁🏻‍♀️💕

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I only know of the Johnny Cash cover of "I'm on Fire", huh! I know Spingsteen's version of "Fire" is technically a cover since he originally wrote it for Elvis but gave it to Robert Gordon after Elvis' death; the Pointer Sisters' producer gave it to them a yr later and yeah siouxsie's wheel rules

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WERNER HERZOG: cast into the wilderness by an uncaring mother, the child must choose a companion, a beast of unnatural capabilities through which to channel his will. they will not rest until every gymnasium lies in ruin. ASH: where's professor oak HERZOG: this lizard is on fire

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sounds pretty relevant coming from the show which thanked Bill W. in its closing credits

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oops, "Leave Your Hat On" wasn't a Tom Jones original, it was Randy Newman's the management regrets the error etc

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the Bobs will always be my favorite a cappella group, a new wave quartet w/fun originals & covers. when they did "strawberry fields" live they'd simply turn around in place for the coda

can't find the track online so here's an arrangement they made of an obituary

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXsW...

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the Art of Noise chops up samples of all kinds & makes insane new wave/electronica stew out of them. they got Tom Jones to do vocals for a Prince cover. was brilliant. the AoN mix is the one I knew best cause I had that best-of compilation on tape. good driving music

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LeY...

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Etta James was an absolute legend, a funk stepper-onner of incredible talent and groove, and her gender-swapped Tom Jones cover makes one lyrical concession ("Baby, take off your mess") but it works, it works so damn much, Etta gives everyone reason to live

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAOG...

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"Girls Just Want To Have Fun" was first written & recorded by Robert Hazard, whose male perspective is 1/2 condemnation of girls who won't settle down & 1/2 celebration of them

cyndi lauper took it, gender-swapped it, & turned it into a full-on anthem of empowerment

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aLN...

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the Balanescu Quartet put out an EP with nothin but string quartet covers of Kraftwerk songs; for the PBS series "Sessions at West 54th" David Byrne joined them to do vocals and dance for The Model. there's also the funkiest theremin player you've ever seen on hand

www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4Y5...

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Max Raabe turns pop and hip-hop into Berlin cabaret when he's not doing Kurt Weill and other German standards; he does two brilliant Britney Spears covers and a great Tom Jones, but his Salt-n-Pepa turn triumphs

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwZO...

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the UO of GB are best known for their cover of Wuthering Heights featuring a big band call-&-response chorus

but their live version of Heroes is just beautiful in its build from gentle harmony to full on power

the audience laughs at first but ends up cheering

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zCd...

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The Bobs - Strawberry Fields Forever Max Raabe & Palast Orchester - Let's Talk About Sex Balanescu Quartet feat. David Byrne - The Model Cyndi Lauper - Girls Just Want To Have Fun Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain - Heroes (live) Art of Noise feat. Tom Jones - Kiss Etta James - Leave Your Hat On

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optimist: the glass is half full pessimist: the glass is half empty excel: the glass is january 2nd

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