Pavel

@spavel.bsky.social

California girls are unforgettable Hotel California is inescapable Californication is unavoidable Have we considered that California is a memetic cognitohazard

Apr 07, 2024 at 17:02 UTC

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solvognen @solvognen.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 07, 2024 at 22:39 UTC

No, but you hum it and I'll play it.

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🌲 𝙾𝚊𝚔𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚜 🌲 🌿🐀 @sylvanrat.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 07, 2024 at 19:34 UTC

There are things we can do about it. If we added 100 meters of California border area to Nevada every year, would anyone notice?

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Kategod 🐉🧿🦑𓅛🪬 @kategodart.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 07, 2024 at 17:24 UTC

i lived there for 10 years and can confirm this is true

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ChrisⓋ WhyGameDev.com @chrisdeleon.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 07, 2024 at 17:14 UTC

per regulation there are rusty old signs up all over there that by entering this building / parking garage / outdoor mall / beach / street lined with palm trees / hollywood sign the visitor acknowledges and deems not liable the area contains cognitohazards known to the state to cause californication

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Sotenga @sotenga.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 08, 2024 at 12:19 UTC

My response to that, or rather Scott Lucas' response: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qovv...

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🖤𝔇𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔦𝔣𝔢𝔯🖤 @drucifer.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 07, 2024 at 22:00 UTC

so when MCR sang “say a prayer for california” they were exhorting new followers of a neuroparasitic religion?

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Aschaz @aschaz.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 07, 2024 at 18:39 UTC

The bounds of eldritch beings extend far beyond simple flesh-and-blood.

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Jim Mashek @jmashek.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 07, 2024 at 18:32 UTC

Somehow this explains why the California Roll doesn't contain any real seafood

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trannus👑🔪aran (truest switch) @iswearima.top
[ View ] Apr 07, 2024 at 17:07 UTC

cogitohazard!

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Jay. @meangrape.com
[ View ] Apr 07, 2024 at 18:25 UTC

SCP-CA-001

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Kiyara votes Sephiroth 2024 @kiyara.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 07, 2024 at 22:27 UTC

Also everything causes cancer there!

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lost in the dirt, covered in vines @pandragon.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 07, 2024 at 19:07 UTC

Many times

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Fnord Borgly @borgly.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 07, 2024 at 18:40 UTC

🎶 "California dreamin' / in his house at R'lyeh" 🎶

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Ben @benbartlett.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 07, 2024 at 22:49 UTC

California is clearly Keter-class

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Dead Weirdo Studios @deadweirdostudios.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 07, 2024 at 18:56 UTC

An unmistakable cone of memetic retrovertigo.

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Adam klopek @furrycow.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 07, 2024 at 19:01 UTC

They've bungled it

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Cameron @cameron.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 07, 2024 at 17:05 UTC

@qntm.org

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Happyroach @ericthetolle.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 07, 2024 at 18:38 UTC

Speaking as a Californian, yes. Yes it is. We have these signs at all airports.

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Ed Fenn @fennit.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 07, 2024 at 19:22 UTC

California itself though knows how to party, according to chronicler Shakur, Tupac.

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Menger Spongebob (🌕 SOFT-LANDED) @menger-spongebob.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 07, 2024 at 17:25 UTC

california is a containment mechanism

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Consort @consort.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 07, 2024 at 18:52 UTC

Upon O5 review, California has been updated to Keter status. MTF Nu-18 ("California Girls") has been dispatched to place and detonate remote charges along the San Andreas Faultline to remove California from the US mainland. Class A Amnestics will be administered to all US citizens.

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