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Pavel

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Raised gifted; non-practicing.

🌐 spavel.medium.com πŸ’Ό UX @ AWS 🟦 Sick of rectangles πŸ§‘ he/him


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That's a good idea, there's way too much premarital forking nowadays

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Pavel's avatar Pavel @spavel.bsky.social
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When krill comes back to haunt the whale that ate it, call that a phankton

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Continuous Crunch Cacophony is the name of my chiptune Dragonforce cover band

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According to Sky, the LibDems have β€˜one last stunt’ ready for the end of the campaign.

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The "aiml" in the URL slug perfectly completes this ad for Graduate Studies in Mansplaining.

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The scientists who were so preoccupied with whether or not they could but didn't stop to think if they should

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With the power of generative AI accelerating fuck-around to find-out, you can now get sued for IP theft within hours of shipping a feature

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@nora.zone was this one of yours

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Pavel's avatar Pavel @spavel.bsky.social
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There *is* the NAFTA visa that can be granted directly at the border if you have all the paperwork sorted, but - it only covers a relatively short list of professions - no path to permanent residence - it's essentially up to the border officer whether to let you in - Trump might blow NAFTA up again

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Am I remembering wrong or was there a bot posting things like 'can't spell "fermented" without "men"' but for any random dictionary word containing another word?

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I wonder how many of that 175M are just ported from Instagram

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Pavel's avatar Pavel @spavel.bsky.social
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Which king?

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Pavel's avatar Pavel @spavel.bsky.social
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Using my 34" curved ultrawide monitor to get really immersed in drafting mid skeets

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Pavel's avatar Pavel @spavel.bsky.social
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They are today; they are tomorrow.

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Pavel's avatar Pavel @spavel.bsky.social
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Booking my tickets now

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Pavel's avatar Pavel @spavel.bsky.social
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I'm a worker, I do hard cognitive labor (pondering where to use the 1 allowed exclamation mark per email)

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Tze Ming Mok θŽ«εΏ—ζ˜Ž's avatar Tze Ming Mok θŽ«εΏ—ζ˜Ž @tzemingdynasty.bsky.social
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This 'Asian values'='no democracy' insulted me so much I spent most of my undergrad degree on comparative regime change in Asian area studies to vindicate us, I'd be in the student union going 'THE KOREAN STUDENTS ARE OUT THERE RIGHT NOW WITH GIANT STICKS BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF COPS'

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Graeber has a bit in "there never was a West" when he wonders what government the "freedom loving" British set up in all those nations "inclined to oriental despotism" that they toppled (spoiler, it was propping up despotism rather than elevating the voice of the people)

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What did they do to the vibe??

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Pavel's avatar Pavel @spavel.bsky.social
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A bunch of them did survive but the cult of modernity, action, and violence lost its popularity for understandable reasons In Russia it continued with the victorious revolution until Stalin had them shot

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AOC had a long post to tune of "the military is the closest America has been able get to fully automated luxury communism" and it made a lot of people very upset

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Similarly, the torch of Futurism passed from Italy to Russia because the Italian Futurists all signed up to die at the Isonzo in WW1 while the Russian Futurists were anti-war and survived.

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Are we turning them into tweed then?

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Pavel's avatar Pavel @spavel.bsky.social
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Compost the rich to sequester the accumulated toxins from their bodies in the soil

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Chris Vermilion's avatar Chris Vermilion @verm.me
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Cannibalism, on the other hand, is a means of revenge open to all. Eat the rich!

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That was actually the purpose of the guillotine! It was meant to be a swifter and therefore more humane way of execution compared to "bludgeon a guy until he dies"

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The guillotine is in fact so elitist that King Louis himself was involved with its design. He suggested a more effective shape for the blade, which must have been some comfort two years later.

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sorry for saying action adventure, I am bad at genres of video games

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It only we had video uploads, I also got one where he was about to fall out of the tree πŸͺΆπŸ¦…

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can I get a "fuck yeah" in chat

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A man is handing out flyers in Red Square. The KGB grabs him and confiscates the flyers - but they are all blank. In court, the man argues that he did not criticize the Party, but the judge strikes down the argument. "You didn't have to - the problems are obvious already!" (art imitates life)

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With the power of generative AI accelerating fuck-around to find-out, you can now get sued for IP theft within hours of shipping a feature

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anyone want some Flavor on their meal?

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I suspect that Americans born here truly underestimate how new democracy is even among the "free world" - even ignoring former Communist regimes, our allies Portugal, Spain, Taiwan, Turkey, etc were dictatorships in living memory!

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Getting that +INT to damage

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Pavel's avatar Pavel @spavel.bsky.social
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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Pavel's avatar Pavel @spavel.bsky.social
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A horse (of course) has no remorse

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Pavel's avatar Pavel @spavel.bsky.social
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You can absolutely min-max it but you are going to have to take the min with the max. Nevertheless I was able to hit all the main points and I only had to savescum one check.

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Why do right-wing men's influencers dress like rakshasa?

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Pavel's avatar Pavel @spavel.bsky.social
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Dorn later married into the Adobe family

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Pavel's avatar Pavel @spavel.bsky.social
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Sorry but that world wouldn't be exactly like ours, this change would lead to harmony and peace on earth immediately

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You're not a real leftist unless you're on at least one shitlib list

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Tyler James Hill's avatar Tyler James Hill @tylerjameshill.bsky.social
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I don't get it, why can't they commit fraud? Congress is doing it, scotus is doing it, the presidents do it, the wealthiest people in the world do it, everyone they are told to look up to and respect are celebrated for it. Why wouldn't they think they could commit fraud? It's the American Way.

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Pavel's avatar Pavel @spavel.bsky.social
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B2B corporate culture is when the person who shouts "we should invest in self-service" the loudest is immediately promoted to Executive Director of Product

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You might not think Biden "deserves" the win after his policy on Israel, or perhaps ineffectiveness on domestic policies. I can't vote and I can't make you vote. But consider that if you do vote for him, it will make a cop cry.

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Wake up babe, anarchist bathroom just dropped

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Pavel's avatar Pavel @spavel.bsky.social
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You wouldn't download a toilet seat

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Pavel's avatar Pavel @spavel.bsky.social
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Nice try. My account is protected by the most sophisticated LLMs *discovers that his password has been set to the statistically likeliest password known to the model* oh shit oh fuck

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It's great but I wish I could enhance my productivity with the power of generative ai features

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