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S Peter Davis

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Writer, columnist at large, former Cracked staff from its golden age. Now at speterdavis.substack.com. Too weird to live, too rare to die.


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Fuckin Snowden, man

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Hey, that's the name of the film!

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A lot of people have an embarrassing admission to make about movies they haven’t seen. One of mine is I’ve never seen a single Beverly Hills Cop movie. I’ve decided now that BHC4 is out I’m going to watch them all.

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This notion that everything anybody ever says is riddled with secret codes and dog whistles is turning our whole ability to communicate online into an exhausting and infuriating minefield

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I used to follow all the ancient aliens stuff for shits and giggles but I lost track of it a while back. Recently I heard someone casually mention "Tartarian mud floods" and I had to look that up and like hey so that's what these wacky guys are all talking about now huh

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Biden vs Trump when the Supreme Court grants the president limitless power:

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Biden vs Trump when the Supreme Court grants the president limitless power:

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Oh God oh fuck

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Then arrest him too Matt, Jesus Christ. This guy was seriously radicalized by the censorship of Hunter Biden's dick on Twitter.

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NIXON VINDICATED

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welp.

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Ten minutes left before the Supreme Court makes the ultimate decision on whether Earth itself is legal

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Haha, that's our Grampa! What are you gonna do, am I right? Haha!

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I still remember moving out of home and getting a brand new computer and it was so incredible this thing's hard drive had a gigabyte of space on it. That was like ten thousand floppies, it was impossible to imagine.

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Yeah I'd hate to live before the 12th century too

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I heard they were able to manifest an Omicron guy for 2/3 of a second

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My neck, my back

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This is what every news outlet looks like when viewed through the glasses from They Live

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They finally made a sequel to Menace II Society entitled Menace III Civilization

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To be clear, you're posting this from prison, right? You must have shot a lot of cops in your time

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I'm astonished not only that he willingly pivoted to illegal immigration--his weakest topic and Trump's strongest--but he pivoted to it AWAY from abortion and women's rights--his strongest issue and Trump's weakest. I wanted him to blast that motherfucker about Roe

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I would like to retract the below image and offer this in its stead

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STOP IT

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Mr President I am begging you, stop saying "but the idea"

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Coming up soon

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Load bearing tweets of our age

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New Three Minute Philosophy video. I realise a lot of these run four minutes so no need to point that out. Please subscribe and consider a paid subscription if you'd like to support the project. Sound is a little inconsistent because it's an older video but I have better equipment now.

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I am Knee 2

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New Three Minute Philosophy video. I realise a lot of these run four minutes so no need to point that out. Please subscribe and consider a paid subscription if you'd like to support the project. Sound is a little inconsistent because it's an older video but I have better equipment now.

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Reactionary techbros have been panicking again lately over the fact that AI chatbots are refusing to insult trans or black people even when instructed to do so, so this week I’m asking, why the hell would we want to build a machine to answer questions like that?

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Tag yourself I'm Piss

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My Bluesky family

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Real scary 15 minutes for Chomsky fans there

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I thought everyone agreed to say shitlib instead now

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Did she find out who made Pokemon Go yet?

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Gould be a bot but I like to think this scammer is a real person who will never know they had a short conversation with, and were outwitted by, the author of Coraline

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Wait, Clickhole isn't part of the Onion anymore?

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I've never actually seen Hudson Hawk - does he spend the entire movie doing this with his face?

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So it turns out the thing about Elon blocking the Apple account from everyone might have been fake news because what really happened is everyone had already blocked the account months ago when everyone was blocking ads, which is also funny. Its feed is empty because it has never tweeted.

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STEP ONE GET KITTY LOADED

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Did you know the actor is also this dude

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Kidney of Sauron. Three cheers for that lil guy

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It's not blocked for me but the account's entire tweet history has been removed. Don't know if Musk did that or Apple did

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This petty little bitch

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Keith

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