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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”

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The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true


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The polls were pretty accurate in 2022, in 2020 they correctly predicted a Biden victory but overestimated his margin

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He tells it like it is

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Michael Tae Sweeney's avatar Michael Tae Sweeney @mtsw.bsky.social
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Multiple paths to 270

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Strategizing Biden’s path to victory

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The dems can’t afford a repeat of the shock 2016 loss so it’s crucial that this time the inevitability of defeat sinks in months in advance

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How dare you!!! He isn’t sliding, he’s simply treading water on the way to a crushing defeat!!

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Quoting Churchill, smart

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I think it’s a romantic comedy … because I’m the joker 😈

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I can only conclude they’ve gone with the Nick Cave script that ends in the present day

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Mina Li (she/her)'s avatar Mina Li (she/her) @codenameminali.bsky.social
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turns out my state is having a contest on "I Voted" sticker designs, and I would like to show you the most metal one by a middle schooler:

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mattie lubchansky's avatar mattie lubchansky @lubchansky.bsky.social
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ok honey i’m gonna go drive my oxcart in the mud for a few hours. it’s grueling work but it’s honest. for real if i hear a distant piano twinkle signifying i’m the protagonist of a Tides of History episode, portending an era of massive societal change, im gonna be so pissed off

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The election doesn’t look good for Joe Biden, but don’t lose hope. I’ve heard rumors that his opponent Donald Trump, despite his squeaky-clean image, has a few skeletons in the closest of his own, and would be VERY embarrassed if certain scandalous details were to become public during the campaign

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josh (oldfriend99) 's avatar josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social
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This maze was easy to get out of. you'd just move the mouse

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”'s avatar pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social
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Sounds like something a guy who just ripped off Independence Day would do

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I love a movie that mercilessly hits every dumb fucking beat it could possibly hit

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Pro wrestling has to be the form of entertainment with the highest rate of tragic endings

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Cheap Trick had it right: the optimal makeup for a four piece rock group is two pretty members, a schlub, and a goofball

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I would chew right through my lip

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If anyone following me is a big-time movie producer I have a pitch for the worst ever body swap comedy

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One of the great tragedies of modern music is that country legend Johnny Cash spent the last two decades of his career making silly novelty songs like “The Chicken in Black” and his cover of Nine Inch Nails’ “Hurt”

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Interesting that you’re demanding Joe Biden retire just because he’s 82 years old and yet you subscribe to Robert Christgau’s substack 🤔

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more mr. nice guy 's avatar more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social
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the Munsters could start acting and dressing normal and people wouldn't notice they're draculas or franklinsteins or whatever. whereas with the Addams family, one of them is a hand

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It’s been 30 years and I still think about King Ralph pretty regularly, I guess that’s not gonna change for the rest of my life

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Doomers love to say the world is getting worse all the time but consider that in the last 30 years we ended both the ozone hole and people getting their faces ripped off by a pet chimp

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You claim to not be responsible yet your job title is Senior Vice President of Who Is In Star Wars. Interesting 🤔

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What the fuck do you people put strawberries in

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josh (oldfriend99) 's avatar josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social
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Can we please stop posting screenshots of Truth Social posts? I left that place for a reason!

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“Buddy I’ll be dead soon, not my problem!”

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This awful Biden situation could’ve been avoided if the US had simply stayed under British rule and gradually transitioned to being an independent parliamentary democracy like Canada

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Tough part for his campaign is that the reason he can do the job (unelected bureaucrats can do all the real work so it’s fine if the president is a vegetable) isn’t something they can say out loud

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Rory Blank (on vacation)'s avatar Rory Blank (on vacation) @roryblank.bsky.social
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spy vs spy redux (2023)

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Anya Taylor-Ham's avatar Anya Taylor-Ham @griph.bsky.social
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look if this country is going to have insane authoritarian leaders can we at least get one with a little showmanship

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Crazy that anyone can have an opinion on the guy other than “he’s just plain evil”

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Lol at all these British people “voting”. You’re ruled by a king, idiots! 😂 🤣

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The big selling points of Kamala to me are 1: she’s there and 2: she’s physically capable of doing normal campaign activities

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I have landed on the normie “hope they dump him and roll the dice on Kamala” option

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we’ll be fine as long as he doesn’t get any older *4 years later* oh no

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It would be funny if Indiana jones walked in on the grail knight and the guy was jacking off

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