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Why no, I haven't been thinking about you getting isekai'd into a Zelda game where you're mistaken for a fairy and captured in a jar to be left dangling on Link's hip while he goes on his journey. Certainly not.

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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺's avatar Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺 @joeaconite.bsky.social
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Nor towering over a person, and defeating them as they are reduced to little Jade Figures of themselves, trapped to be an ornament on ones martial belt.

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Rito's avatar Rito @ritodeltaro.bsky.social
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good luck fitting me in any jar, even at fairy height I'm still disproportionately horizontal. XP

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