Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺

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Welcome to BlueSky. The show where everything is made up and the points don't matter.
Let's do better this time.
He/Him

Ko-fi.com/joeaconite

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Anymouse He/Him @anymouse68.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:19 UTC

A benefit of being married to a young adult/children's book buyer are the ARCs.

This one is Sidekicks by @dansantat.bsky.social

SO DARN FUN! So we'll done.

Can't share much but this panel... this panel!

If you get this reference you are an old, über-nerd.

I did and I am.

On sale October 2024

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Julia Kaye 👑 @upandoutcomic.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:16 UTC

some of y'all wanted more tiny knight

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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺 @joeaconite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:44 UTC

Had to be in Senator Cockgobbler's bid for re-election. Totally valid signage!

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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺 @joeaconite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:28 UTC

Ask them if they like vore too.

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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺 @joeaconite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:26 UTC

They poll every hour on the hour and anytime a poll skews ANY way it's posted and screamed over. Over and over. Snapshots of a moment made to think are a zeitgeist.

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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺 @joeaconite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:24 UTC

Life.

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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺 @joeaconite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:23 UTC

Whomever wrote this crap needs to be called out hard.

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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺 @joeaconite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:18 UTC

An in-depth, thoughtful and measured review of Power Rangers as always. Sharing what makes the show resonate and work, while never shying from the flaws, since they can help us realize where things could had been better. Your own opinions and fandom input. Another fun installment of this series.

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Linkara @linkara.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:27 UTC

History of SPD redone is now available! Enjoy!
youtu.be/PTeucyzOB6U

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alex (kamalist-restorationist) 🥥🙏🥥 @uneedabiscuit.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:37 UTC

OK but what if the gay furry hackers released transcripts of their text conversations with Heritage Foundation Director and massive pissbaby Mike Howell?

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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺 @joeaconite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:44 UTC

The vore question made me spit take.

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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺 @joeaconite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:42 UTC

Why accessories are always the best. Drinking Flasks for the hooligan. 4 playing card suit character Pint Glass sets. Etc. All the needs a speakeasy would ask for.

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Internet Archive @archive.org
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:26 UTC

JUST POSTED: 🎵 New ways to search archived music news with Internet Archive's Wayback Machine: blog.archive.org/2024/07/10/n... #MTVNews

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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺 @joeaconite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:33 UTC

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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺 @joeaconite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:11 UTC

My subway had a dude with a 3-inch coke pinkie nail. As he made my sandwich, he stabbed that booger spoon into it by mistake. Also, no gloves, man? Nope. Walked.

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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺 @joeaconite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:33 UTC

This knob starts to sink. Head down racing into the depths. Billionares in a sub think they hear a noise...

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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺 @joeaconite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:31 UTC

Never fully dressed without a smile.

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WOLFSKULLJACK @wolfskulljack.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:20 UTC

Hiiiiiiiii (Happy werewolf Wednesday)

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Hobby Drifter in Tokyo @hobbydrifter.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 07:51 UTC

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 22:18 UTC

Least sociopathic LinkedIn post ever Like infinite monkeys with typewriters eventually you get a LinkedIn post that makes sense

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That Ryan Guy, no, the other one. @rdewalt.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:40 UTC

We're going to be doing a fundraising stream on FRIDAY JULY 12 (this friday) To help offset costs of being unemployed. Car repairs, bills, medications, So please keep your eyes out later today when I put together details on things. Anyone in the bay area know a good car AC Mechanic?

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Grandiloquent Word of the Day @grandiloquentwords.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:42 UTC

Doyen [DOY-en] (n.) -The dominant, most respected senior member of a profession, activity, or society. Used in a sentence: “Despite all the advice of the learned doyen, the enfeebled smatchet continued to push his deleterious plutocratic agenda.”

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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺 @joeaconite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:17 UTC

Jane Child is a look and a mood.

youtu.be/zWd__w5UWVc?...

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[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:11 UTC

Beast.

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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺 @joeaconite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:31 UTC

The Kids from Room 402
I swear to God I stumbled back on this series and realized again it is filled with the most insufferable child characters in anything I have ever watched.
I erased this from my memory because it infuriated me.
That one girl in pigtails MOST.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L3Z...

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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺 @joeaconite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:17 UTC

No taste bud or smell changes? I feared that so much.

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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺 @joeaconite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:16 UTC

Gumby prides himself on not owning a Cybertruck. Every day he wakes up and knows he doesn't have a Tesla product in his vast collection of vehicles makes him smile.

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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺 @joeaconite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:14 UTC

The Shiny

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[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:01 UTC

You look great!

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Glenn Fleishman @glennf.com
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 03:40 UTC

Bill Watterson very kindly offered me insight into how he colored Calvin and Hobbes Sunday strips that will appear in my upcoming book, How Comics Were Made. That and other news in the latest book update! www.kickstarter.com/projects/gle...

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Ed Zitron @zitron.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:15 UTC

Zaslav is a big part of the second episode of this week's Better Offline. One of the all time pieces of shit - and close friends with Jack Welch of GE, the guy who gave him his first start.

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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺 @joeaconite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:51 UTC

When they say industry they mean the CEO industry, That makes them richer and richer. That's what he means.

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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺 @joeaconite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:47 UTC

Oh, I accidentally clicked a Microsoft Edge icon. Wait, I thought I deleted that. Stop. Stop loading. Why is my PC going slow... you are trying to update? NO, I don't want to make you my default browser! Close! CLOSE! I KILLED YOU! I KILLED YOUUU!!!

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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺 @joeaconite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:18 UTC

It's people that took in the humor of The Simpsons, Family Guy and South Park without understanding what made those work beyond the guttural lol random hate support they think it was.

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[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:56 UTC

It's a 4chan post level joke.

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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺 @joeaconite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:56 UTC

A shitty knockoff using techbro creations, racist and sexist memes and ass kissing all for an unfunny attack on people. No wonder Musk loves and supports it.

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[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:52 UTC

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci-D...

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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺 @joeaconite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:51 UTC

It's really bad a podcast reviewing it realized they ripped off a Simpson's "All in the Family in the 90s" Gag for the whole premise. Even some of the art could be overlayed from the decades old episode.

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CaptainAbby 🇵🇸 @captainabby.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:19 UTC

EVERYONE MEET ✨RUBY✨

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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺 @joeaconite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:38 UTC

Cult of the Lamb is Upside Down Cross Animal-ing.

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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺 @joeaconite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:32 UTC

There are kids out there that totally believe that Pokemon are real living animals. Good on them! The Scientology kids just have Neopets.

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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺 @joeaconite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:29 UTC

But, what about her e-m... I mean Biden's Age?!

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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺 @joeaconite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:23 UTC

Never swipe until you set the moonself filter on.

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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺 @joeaconite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:22 UTC

Thousands entering the IT field having casual talks about life with the senior staff. "Ever seen Disney's version of Robin Hood?" *Thunder clap. Lightning.*

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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺 @joeaconite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:18 UTC

So the mugger will have to keep coming back to him every month to keep anything he did going.

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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺 @joeaconite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:18 UTC

Status Effect: Thirst.

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Ro Salarian @rosalarian.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 21:18 UTC

A comic about disability and drugs in America for #disabilitypridemonth

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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺 @joeaconite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:06 UTC

The elf Pfizer was about to be very rich for his newest magic beans.

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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺 @joeaconite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:04 UTC

Rat Mutants had a better chance for survival in the constant apocalypse that show was expecting.

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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺 @joeaconite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:02 UTC

The context you have to consider is Biden's Age is the new "What About Her Emails?!". This is how the media is covering it. Same script, different day.

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