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I'm a people (who believe bigfoot is real) person

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unfathomable!!

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I’m pretty sure a cupboard full of grocery bags is the equivalent of a ball pit to a small child.

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do you remember the tommy lee ep of mtv cribs where he had a starbucks in his basement

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TO REITERATE: the so-called "tommy john" surgery is NOT wang surgery

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ok so i kinda need money and my only income rn is through art i sell on roll20. if you play DnD online, i have tons of environments and multi genre content you can use in your games. my marketplace page:

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i really hate doing this but i've had 2 months in a row with essentially zero income, and im gonna be fucked later this month so i'm gonna leave my ko-fi if anyone has a few dollars to spare while im looking for work. thank you

ko-fi.com/mrcannoli

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there is LITERALLY no funnier prop in tv history than the S1 X FILES drawing of The Jersey Devil

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yeah it still hasn't dissipated, there must be like no wind. lol hi neighbor 👋

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lol i'm dense too because it took me minute to put together

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judging by the smell and sound all night i'm going with fireworks

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she died doing what she loved- trying to get abducted

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independence day (1996) is some of the best american propaganda ever produced

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been thinking about you all, it's so hard. i'm sorry you're really feeling it right now ♥️

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she died doing what she loved- trying to get abducted

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she died doing what she loved- waving at wild animals

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Young people don’t understand, in the early 2000’s every third guy was Chet Hanks

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starting an independence day/southland tales double feature and eating hot dogs in bed (literal)

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also, lol "a recession" what are some other things his plans would cause?

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the only way to permanently kill an american is to drive a corn dog stick into their heart

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EMBARRASSING: the lady at this garage sale put my stuff in a hollister bag

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this thing looked like shit a month ago!! barely alive!! look at it now!!!

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EMBARRASSING: the lady at this garage sale put my stuff in a hollister bag

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this is my all time favorite of my own tweets

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i eat hot dogs all the time i'm not moving any faster than usual today

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please, dont push. there's enough hot dogs for everyone

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being american means using the browser tab in which i had previously been reading about various types of cognitive dissonance to search "pepperidge farm puff pastry hot dog"

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i love all your hot dog posts keep em coming

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another note about hot dogs: whatever you like on your hot dog is perfect and great never ever explain your choices

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omg what a relief, so sorry you all had to go through that. emergency vet visits are the worst

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lol somewhere is a pic of the full outfit but it is lost in the maze of my poor google drive organizing

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i wish could know the exact dollar value of all the fireworks i can hear

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posting "so what is everybody doing about fascism" in all the nail polish subreddits

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i hate it so much! like why do you sound like a mocking impression of a hungry baby please stop

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getting old is fun because there's some Party Music From My Time blasting across the street and it's just a guy building shelves in his garage

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wow getting a mosquito bite on scar tissue that's as old as i am is a big nightmare

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