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*I thought* not me, I learned it from some other movie, Drew Barrymore said it. Then I looked it up. I forgot she was in that.
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*I thought* not me, I learned it from some other movie, Drew Barrymore said it. Then I looked it up. I forgot she was in that.
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Stacey
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Excuse me, what
www.timeout.com/newyork/news...
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Me cooking dinner: "I'ma bout to drop the beet" and my wife didn't laugh, this is homophobic
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Stacey
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Okay Independence Day has given me a new idea. Let's just round up all the actors who have ever played the president, and vote which one of them will be the real President. Unfortunately Harrison Ford is disqualified for age. No one above retirement age.
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Audley: leftover wizard
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PUT DRUGS BACK IN SODA
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Stacey
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That's the recipe you used? Yours looks much tastier.
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Stacey
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Our next door neighbors saw a black bear passing through their backyard a couple days ago. So it may have passed through our backyard where my kids play. I still choose the bear.
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Stacey
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*shoving toy otoscope into my ear* "Can I check your ear, mommy? I'm a doctor." I think I would have remembered that medical school tuition.
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Stacey
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Many of those infants were not viable and would have previously been aborted after fetal testing confirmed that it would not live past infancy. Now the mother is required to carry it to term even though it will die.
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Stacey
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Jesus Christ it's going to be 80 at midnight. Totally normal and not at all bleak.
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Stacey
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It's wild to me how much cooler it is in Coney Island compared to everywhere else around it. On Saturday when the mermaid parade starts it will be a full 30°F cooler there than it will be here. Right now it's only a difference of 20°F Other beaches on the same island are hot.
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So like, is the salary transparency law not a thing anymore? I guess there are no consequences for violating it so nobody is bothering.
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On the bright side, hopefully he gets to read what people wrote about him while still alive.
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Stacey
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Okay wtf is going on with Noam Chomsky? Is he dead or not, and if not why did everyone think he was? This is so weird.
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Oh, I didn't read the article until after posting. I see that they mentioned it.
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They are also using AI (?) to identify when a call center operator is about to have a breakdown and play them a montage of their family photos set to their favorite song.
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Stacey
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Getting the urge to cut off all my own hair again
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Stacey
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I am alone in my house 🤯
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It should be illegal to leave 3 year old twins in a dentist office for an hour 😡 If this goes over an hour I'm just going to let them touch anything they want in here bc this is exhausting.
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There is almost no chance that I had even heard this song in 25 years. I have no idea why this tune popped into my brain and wouldn't leave.
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If you're curious, it is the tune from 2:27 to 2:33. In my head it was "you think you're the white horse" which didn't google out. Hearing her sing it, it does sound like that.
youtu.be/-BZtYeOrpzQ?...
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Oh my god. I have had a small snippet of a song stuck in my head for a while now but couldn't remember the lyrics to look it up. But I just found it! Hallelujah! Not what I thought it would be.
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Hmph! I have to transfer my out of state driver's license as part of yak shaving to get HUD assistance in this state. I don't want to give up my NY license. Next I'll have to surrender our NY plates and I don't like this one bit.
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Stacey
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3yo singing along to Coco soundtrack in the car: "un pollo loco!"
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I just happened to be eating macarons while reading this exchange and I had madeleines earlier. I think I will need another box of macarons in order to properly contemplate their oreoness.
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The alt text should read Dr. Max Dow. He's a doctor now.
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My spiciest take is that Pride is for straight people to feel progressive about themselves
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It is the little things
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I will be celebrating Gay Sloth month. I am so tired.
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My favorite Bridgerton character is Queen Charlotte's hair
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Oh my god I love this child so much. I spent bedtime telling 5yo how much I love her and she spent bedtime telling me how much she loves chocolate.
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Stacey
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You could plan a meditation hike. Everyone goes off on their own at the top for a set period of time for quiet contemplation.
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My heart has joined the thousand for my friend stopped running today
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Stacey
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I'm like Batman. There is a minifig of me.
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I'm at that age in which I get injured doing high impact activities like sleeping or sitting. Got a debilitating pinched nerve in my back while I sat still on the end of the bed after sleeping.
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Anti-guns until there's a nest of baby birds living in the air conditioner over my bed while I'm trying to sleep. Then I start imagining cartoon scenarios of comically large shotguns blasting a hole in the wall of my bedroom.
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Stacey
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Sure Xanax is good, but have you ever watched farrier videos?
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Happy mother's day to the sparrow who lives in the air conditioner above my bed with her nestful of baby birds who demand food constantly from sunrise on. Solidarity.
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Last year my kids dragged me out of bed on Mother's Day, saying: 4yo- "Happy day!" 2yo B- "My-ahs day!" 2yo A- *points at his butt* "poop!"
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I live within spitting distance of the elementary school. Close enough to hear all their announcements while sitting in my living room. Whenever I hear noise from the school, I hold my breath waiting to see if there is an active shooter. What a normal and healthy way to live. USA 🇺🇲
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Kristi Noem wrote about shooting her puppy in the head and doubled and tripled down on it. By that point even tr*mp was like that's pretty fucked up.
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Good lord, you have got to be a special kind of monster that even tr*mp is disgusted by what you did
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I solved today's Redactle in 7 guesses with an accuracy of 100.00%. Played at redactlegame.com/game/redactl...
I need a harder word game
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Meanwhile, mom is already driving it to the school, making herself late for work.
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