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Ankle Megami Tensei@stochasticooze.bsky.social |
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Atheist Jew and alleged commie. Video game enthusiast. Renowned curmudgeon and picker of nits. He / him / "hey ugly".
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Ankle Megami Tensei
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man, I could've sworn I played a few hours of Vay, but I thought it was a first-person dungeon crawler so I dunno what the hell I played
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I love how FromSoft doesn't even have the balls to explain what so-called "inappropriate activity" they think I've been up to Way to just shit on me for no reason, game
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(In all seriousness I find it really weird for someone's handle to be the name of a real person who was alive during my lifetime.)
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Ankle Megami Tensei
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They went to Target? What, to get shovels? I'll be here all week, folks
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Ankle Megami Tensei
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How did they get him out of his grave
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Ankle Megami Tensei
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When you have a vocabulary of 300 words you tend to repeat them a lot
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Ankle Megami Tensei
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Bring it Most zoomers I've worked with wilt at an askance look
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Ankle Megami Tensei
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Some of it's probably just me getting older, and some of it is because a lot of these bosses are way faster than in the older games and I have trouble keeping up I never needed this much help before. O&S, the Four Kings, the Ruin Sentinels, Artorias, I soloed all of them at least once.
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Ankle Megami Tensei
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Elden Ring DLC update: I have defeated Messmer By which I mean I mostly ran around ineffectually while two players and the NPC summon killed him I had a lot more trouble fighting bosses in Elden Ring than in Dark Souls, and I'm having more trouble with the DLC than the base game It's frustrating
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Brendan Nyhan
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Official act. Immune.
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Ankle Megami Tensei
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"The rabbit's got the gun now" is an interesting metaphor to use when you represent the most powerful person in the state
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Ankle Megami Tensei
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I just saw someone refer to themself on here as a "sapphist" and I'm trying to figure out if that means they're a lesbian or like An afficionado of lesbians
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Ankle Megami Tensei
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I wonder what her thoughts are on Love in the Time of Cholera
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Ankle Megami Tensei
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I'm honestly baffled at what point she thinks she's making
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Will Weldon
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Ankle Megami Tensei
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In all frankness if you donate to *anyplace* and give them your email or phone number you're going to get this shit I haven't lived in Phoenix in 14 years and it took like eight for the NPR station there to stop sending me letters
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Ankle Megami Tensei
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I'd say we had a nice democracy while it lasted, but we really didn't it was a 6.5 at best
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Ankle Megami Tensei
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They've done a good job of ensuring I'll never donate to a Democratic politician ever again
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Ankle Megami Tensei
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No shit. That's why it's a stupid graphic. Didn't stop MSNBC from using it.
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Ankle Megami Tensei
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How is someone smart enough to do this but stupid enough not to realize how dangerous it is
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Ankle Megami Tensei
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Never forget
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Ankle Megami Tensei
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Wound up wandering around the base game to farm Erdleaf Flowers and stumbled upon this cave in the Weeping Peninsula that I somehow never found before
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I can't believe I got to meet THE John Eldenring He's so humble, too He never said anything to me except "Hello"
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Ankle Megami Tensei
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It actually got me exactly right I was kind of shocked
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Ankle Megami Tensei
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A lot of this stuff I felt like they made up frankly But I can't argue with the results, which are dead-on
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The only one of these I've ever heard is "blow-off" and not as a noun
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I wish I could live in the same club reality as these folks where 535 people who can't agree on anything, most of whom have no scientific training, pass laws about how many ppm of hydrogen cyanide is safe to have in your work environment
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Ankle Megami Tensei
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I can't believe I ever took this woman seriously
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Ankle Megami Tensei
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I dunno; Sanders is older and I'd rather have him than Biden
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Ankle Megami Tensei
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I forgot how much of Vaan and Penelo figure into FFTA2 like it'd be one thing if they were just in some side quests or something, but they're straight up part of the plot Not content with ruining their own game, they travel to other lands to ruin other heroes' games
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Ankle Megami Tensei
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Everything is so fucking stupid
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Ankle Megami Tensei
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"Nobody has ever died from it being too warm outside" Did this guy graduate from high school?
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Ankle Megami Tensei
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They're just trying to get a romcom started
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Ankle Megami Tensei
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Oh I guess that 6GB patch I downloaded earlier was JUST a patch
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Only an hour til the Elden Ring DLC drops while I wait I'm playing FFTA2 One thing I forgot is that during the speed battles (where you compete with another clan to defeat a specific monster) you can just attack the other clan Since they're programmed as allies they won't respond in kind
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Ankle Megami Tensei
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Man, I wince at having to ask somebody to get some electronics or something out of a case I can't imagine wanting candy enough to go through that nonsense
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Ankle Megami Tensei
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Finally finished my second run of Death's Gambit and got Ending A I kinda wish I hadn't bothered The entire narrative gets really stupid in the extra levels Also the sprite for Thalamus' Avatar is impossible to take seriously and you get to see it A LOT
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Ankle Megami Tensei
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Playing FFTA2 Ah, for the days of yore, before all English localizers were woke
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Ankle Megami Tensei
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Cricket? Nobody know how to play cricket! You gotta know what a crumpet is if you wanna play cricket!
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Ankle Megami Tensei
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Back then they hadn't decided exactly what Guinan was and I think they wanted her be some kind of anti-Q I remember it standing out to me in "Q Who" that she tells Picard that the Borg "will destroy you", not "destroy US" As though what happened to the Enterprise wouldn't affect her
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Ankle Megami Tensei
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Yeah, naturals Suuuuuuuuure Keep telling yourself that
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Ankle Megami Tensei
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I'd rather just firebomb it
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Ankle Megami Tensei
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Not really beating the allegations are they
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Ken Klippenstein
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Haaretz reporter had the story of the Mossad chief threatening the top ICC prosecutor but Israeli authorities said if he published, he’d "suffer the consequences and get to know the interrogation rooms of the Israeli security authorities from the inside."
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Ankle Megami Tensei
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I mean he IS a narcissist Of course he's going to include himself
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Ankle Megami Tensei
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Huh Apparently Archimedes invented the lever and lived 7000 years ago Interesting Thanks Google!
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Ankle Megami Tensei
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Did Bear Grylls buy a controlling interest in Google
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Ankle Megami Tensei
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The problem is that the economy being strong doesn't translate into things getting better for the average person.
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